Coin Toss's Blog

Einstein... E = mc2

Einstein  developed and verified the accuracy of his remarkable formula:  E = mc2 

Energy = Mass x Speed of Light squared 

A lesser known Einstein formula determined:

If you strip naked and run in a circle at the speed of 298 km/sec 
(the speed of light) It is theoretically possible to sodomize (screw) yourself.....

If you are physically incapable of achieving that speed at your age, however,
you can achieve the same result by voting Democratic in the Nov. 8 2016 election

Subject: OPEN LETTER TO CHINA

Dear Chinese Hackers:

Please send us President Obama's birth certificate, college and law  school transcripts, and Hillary Clinton's e-mails.

Also, please let us know where obama and hillary were and what they were doing during the Benghazi assault.

In addition, please send us Lois Lerner's e-mails.

Thanks in advance for the above-requested information. We know you are able to come up with

this quite expeditiously .....

Sincerely, And I'll owe you one, OK?

The Donald

http://news.yahoo.com/man-thinks-hes-texting-drug-134007127.html

Example of a Conundrum :

"A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don't have one.
You'll probably never need one again."

The definition of the word Conundrum is: something that is puzzling or
confusing.

Here are six Conundrums of socialism in the United States of
America :

1. America is capitalist and greedy-yet half of the population is
subsidized.

2. Half of the population is subsidized-yet they believe they are
victims.

3. They believe they are victims-yet their representatives run
the government.

4. Their representatives run the government-yet the poor keep
getting poorer.

5. The poor keep getting poorer-yet they have things that people
in other countries only dream about.

6. They have things that people in other countries only dream
about-yet they want America to be more like those other
           countries.

Think about it! And that, my friends, pretty much sums up the USA
in the 21st Century.

Makes you wonder who is doing the math.

1. We are advised to NOT judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a
few lunatics, But we are encouraged to judge ALL gun owners by the actions
of a few lunatics.

Funny how that works. And here's another one worth considering...

2. It seems we constantly hear about how Social Security is going
to run out of money. But we never hear about welfare or
           food stamps running out of money? 

What's interesting is the first group "worked for" their money,
but the second group didn't.

Think about it.....and last but not least:

3. Why are we cutting benefits for our veterans, no pay raises
for our military and cutting our army back, but we are not
           stopping the payments or benefits to illegal aliens.

Am I the only one missing something?   If you agree, please feel
free to pass this on!

(Also applies to Canada)

IF ...

Food For Thought:

If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for being in the country illegally, you live in a country run by idiots. 

If you have to get your parent's permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion, you live in a country run by idiots. 

If you have to show identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor or check out a library book, but not to vote who runs the government, you live in a country run by idiots. 

If the government wants to ban stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines with more than ten rounds, but gives 20 F-16 fighter jets to the crazy 
leaders in Egypt , you live in a country run by idiots. 

If, in the largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not a 24-ounce soda because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat, you live in a country run by idiots. 

If an 80-year-old woman can be strip-searched by the TSA but a woman in a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched, you live in a country run by idiots. 

If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more, you live in a country run by idiots. 

If a seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is cute, but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable, you live in a country run by idiots. 

If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government intrusion, while not working is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid, Subsidized Housing and Free Cell Phones, you live in a country run by idiots. 

If the government's plan for getting people back to work is to incentivize NOT working with 99 weeks of unemployment checks and no requirement to prove they applied but cannot find work, you live in a country run by idiots. 

If being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you more safe according to the government, you live in a country run by idiots. 

If you are offended by this article, I'll bet you voted for the idiots who are running our great country into the ground. 

GOD BLESS AMERICA 
KEEP YOUR DOCTOR - CHANGE YOUR SENATOR

More Than 90 Percent of Middle Eastern Refugees on Food Stamps - Breitbart. http://tiny.iavian.net/6rr9

Michigan State Police announced the   discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles,
along with 250,000 rounds of ammunition, 10  anti-tank missiles, 4 grenade launchers,   
two tons of heroin, $12 million in cash, and a ring of 14 prostitutes, all in a housing project behind the Detroit Public Library.   

Detroit folks were stunned.  A community organizer said,

"We are shocked!!!!!
We never knew we had a library"

Benefits for illegals

From a business owner:

They make more money having kids than we earn working full-time. Today I had a 25-year old with 8 kids - that's right 8, all illegal anchor babies and she had the nicest nails, cell phone, hand bag,
clothing, etc. She makes about $1,500 monthly for each; you do the math. (That's $12,000 - plus what she personally gets for own "benefits" !!) I used to say, "We are the dumbest nation on earth," Now I must say and sadly admit: WE are the dumbest people on earth (that includes ME) for we elected the idiot ideologues who have passed the bills that allow
this.

Sorry, but we need a revolution. NOW, GET THIS: If the immigrant is over 65, they can apply for SSI and Medicaid and get more than a woman on Social Security, who worked from 1944 until 2004.She is only getting $791 per month because she was born in 1924 and there's a 'catch 22'
(notch) for her. It is interesting that the federal government provides a single refugee with a monthly allowance of $1,890 . Each can also obtain an additional $580 in social assistance, for a total of $2,470 a month .

(Seeing RED yet ????)This compares to a "legal American
Citizen single pensioner ",who after contributing to the growth and development of America for 40 to 50 years, can only receive a monthly maximum of $1,012 in old age pension and Guaranteed Income Supplement. ( Seeing more RED ?

Maybe our pensioners should apply as refugees! Consider sending this to all your American friends, so we can all be ticked off and maybe get the refugees cut back to $1,012 and the pensioners up to $2,470. Then we can enjoy some of the money we were forced to submit to the Government over the last 40 or 50 or 60 years. PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY AMERICAN TAXPAYER YOU KNOW! |

Professors threaten bad grades for saying 'illegal alien,' 'male,' 'female'. http://tiny.iavian.net/6lzn

The thought police have become quite brazen, haven't they?

AIR FORCE ONE
Watch this - only 3 minutes.
Our Taxes at work.  Please
send it on!

Air Force One

Married vs. Unmarried in the U.S.

For a guy and his girlfriend with two kids all you have to do is follow these proven steps:

1. Don't marry her!
2. Always use your mom's address to get your mail.
3. The guy buys a house.
4. The guy rents out house to his girlfriend with his 2 kids.
5. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for a 3 bedroom home.

6. Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare so guy doesn't have to pay for family insurance.
7. Girlfriend gets to go to college for free being a single mother 
8. Girlfriend gets $600 a month for food stamps.
9. Girlfriend gets a free cell phone.
10. Girlfriend get free utilities.
11. Guy moves into home, but continues to use mom's address for his mail.
12. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims the other kid on their tax forms. Now both get to claim head of household at $1800 credit.
13. Girlfriend gets $1,800 a month disability for being "crazy" or having a "bad back" and never has to work again.

This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people.
A married couple with a stay at home mom yields $0 dollars.
An unmarried couple with stay at home mom nets $21,600 disability + $10,800 free housing + $6,000 free obamacare + $6,000 free food + $4,800 free utilities + $6,000 pell grant money to spend + $12,000 a year in college tuition free from pell grant + $8,800 tax benefit for being a single mother = $75,000 a year in benefits!

Any idea why the country is $18 trillion plus in debt and half the population is letting the other half pay their way???

"SATANIC SIGNS

Ordinary thinking cannot recognize the devil when he
appears. A man's usual mind is so loaded with weird self-interest he
always takes demons for angels, as with smiling hypocrites. But you
can learn to see signs of Satan - _which were in front of you all the
time_. Aim to see evil as evil. See hateful glares as devilish, see
insolence as insanity, see greed as depraved desire, see brutality
as animalistic, see self-pity as self-sickness. Your right sight is
your safety."

-Vernon Howard

SOLVED The Mystery of Life, p. 187

Help

Only a liberal politician could use that many words and say absolutely NOTHING

You don't want to pass this one up!  Forward it on to all in your directory! Even to our liberal "friends".

Quote of the day, no, of the week, make that a month, yet it probably is quote of the year!
No, DECADE.  Wait a minute.  It's the greatest quote EVER!

"My accomplishments as Secretary of State? Well, I'm glad you asked! My proudest accomplishment in which I take the most pride, mostly because of the opposition it faced early on, you know... the remnants of prior situations and mindsets that were too narrowly focused in a manner whereby they may have over looked the bigger picture and we didn't do that and I'm proud of that. Very proud.  I would say that's a major accomplishment.";

- Hillary Clinton 11 March 2015

Could someone please tell me what the hell she just said?

And she is running for President?

The resident 'can't say anything nice about white people, conservatives, Republicans, yada yada yada" recently complained about being blocked from posting on other's blogs.

But yet, on his blog is this:

This member has blocked you from
posting a comment in their Blog

That's one great example of the liberal mindset! "I'm blocking most everybody but don't you dare block me".

This is directed towards a prolific 'the world owes me everything' blogger, regarding his interpretation of my blog entry about "Things I trust More Than Hllary.

Mr. Wah Wah, you are so quick on the trigger to jump in anything you don't agree with you constantly prove yourself to be an idiot.

You say:

Comments Coin Toss's sarcasm of a Black

Coin Toss's Blogshows the racist side of certain LP members as they make fun of Blacks in general. Out of 19 comments 7 of them are anti-Black. Well Coin Toss, you racist , everyone knows how you and your friends feel about Blacks. Your writing about Hillary was just a guise to show your TRUE FEELINGGS. Bigots/Bigets that play together, stay together. SAD,SAD,SAD ... I was right about you bigots from the beginning.

OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
An elevator ride with Ray Rice
Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
Michael Jackson's Doctor
An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran
Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
Emails from Nigerian princes

If you weren't so anxious to pick fights (from behind a keyboard, oh we're shaking) you would have realized that wasn't my writing but it was an e-mail that was circulating.

May you answer and get scammed by all your e-mails from a Nigerian princess.

YOU ARE THE BIGOT. ANYONE OR ANYTHING YOU DON'T AGEE WITH IS 'RACIAL'.

That's the last I'll comment about you since it is pointless to discuss anything with anybody who says, "If you call me colored I'll report you to the National Association for the Advancement of COLORED people."

Alpha Mike Foxtrot.