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What english word means burning wood when you take away the first letter of the word?

GM introduced the Pontiac brand in what year ?

I do not hold the desert, only a sample. My innards descend ever so slowly.... But in time I am turned over to begin again. What am I? ___________

IN 1945,Delegates from some __ countries met in _______ to organize the United Nation.

  Why married life is frustrating ?
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen

Can you think of a word that changes both number and gender when you add the letter 'S'?

April _ 19_:The United States went off the gold standard.

Little Johnny wanted $100 for a new bike and prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened.

Then he decided to write God a letter asking for the money. When the local postmaster saw the letter addressed to “God, USA,” he decided to send it to the President of the United States.

The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5 bill.

Little Johnny was delighted with the $5 and wrote a thank-you note to God. It read: “Dear God, thank you for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, D.C. As usual, those crooks deducted $95.”

Only one color, but not one size.
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain.
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it?

Who won the 1950 Associated Press poll as the best football player in the first half of the 20th century ?

Q: Why is the United States Congress and the porn industry always mentioned together?
A: Between the porn industry and Congress, no one whose screwed more people!

See if you can figure out what these words have in common (and don't cheat until you have to).

1. Banana 2. Dresser 3. Grammar 4. Potato 5. Revive 6. Uneven

What was the 48th state admitted to the Union ?

“Am I the first man you have ever loved?” he said.
“Of course,” she answered “Why do men always ask the same question?”.