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Which is the longest word in English?

In 1932, ___ ___ became the first elected female Senator.

lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria,
BC recently was faced with a unique problem.

A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

What do you get if you divide the circumference 
of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Did Bart Starr play his entire NFL career with the Green Bay Packers ?

The local parish had a fairly new priest. He had wonderful, innovative ideas that were, for the most part accepted by the congregation. His mentor, a "higher ranking" priest, came for a visit to see how he was doing.

After looking the parish over, the senior priest said, "Father John, your idea of a drive through confessional is wonderful. That makes it so convenient for your church members. And, Father John, it was a really good idea to have the confessional open 24 hours a day, for those who work "shift" work. However, Father John....that flashing neon sign that says 'TOOT and TELL or GO to HELL'....well, it has got to go!!"

What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?

Who was the first Vice president to resign from office ?

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?

What baseball great hit 660 HR during his regular season career ?

How do you know Santa has to be a man?
No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year

Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?

What is the entertainment name of Melvin Kaminsky ?