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How many players have hit more than 600 home runs ? Name them .

A policeman watches a group of rowdies leaving a bar. They have all driven off with their cars while the last one of the group is still wavering towards his car and seems to be really drunk. He wants to drive off with his car, too. The policeman thinks: Now I will catch one of the rowdies. So, he stops the man and conducts a breathalyzer. However, the breathalyzer shows no alcohol. The policeman is really surprised and asks the rowdy how this is possible. The rowdy replies: "Today, I am the decoy!"

What has no beginning, end or middle and touches every continent?

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

What do Fiddler Crab with their one large claw?

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Oakland to Kansas City. The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said: "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes? The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.

 

So, the little boy asked the flight attendant: "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

 

The flight attendant asked: "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"

 

He said that she had.

 

With a clever grin, she said: "Tell your mother it's because Southwest Airlines always pulls out on time."

What does this rebus represent?

1.Bob drowned Frosted Flakes
2.Joe buried Cap'n Crunch
3.Sarah threw Rice Krispies off a cliff
4.Emily shot Cocoa Puffs

What singer-songwriterhad a hit with " Whole Lot Of Shakin Going On " ?

A man comes home from a night of drinking. As he falls through the doorway, his wife snaps at him: "What's the big idea coming home half drunk?"

 

The man replies: "I'm sorry, honey. I ran out of money."

Tom’s mom had four kids: Nickel, Dime, Quarter, and?

Why is money called dough?
Because we all knead it.

Does Hank Aaron, Ty Cobb, or Babe Ruth have the most career total bases ?

Joe bought a bag of oranges on Monday, and ate a third of them. On Tuesday he ate half of the remaining oranges. On Wednesday he looked in the bag to find he only had two oranges left. How many oranges were originally in the bag?

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then finally dies.

A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out,

"Watch the wall!"

Who had a # 1 hit in 1957 with "Chances Are " ?