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What group had a hugh hit with "Pump Up The Volume" in the 1980s ?

With no wings, I fly. With no eyes, I see. With no arms, I climb. More frightening than any beast, stronger than any foe. I am cunning, ruthless, and tall; in the end, I rule all. What am I?

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

 

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students," he explained. "Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

 

He continued: "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

 

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"

who was host of the 1970's TV show "Night Gallery" ?

What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their politics or religion, agree is between heaven and earth?

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead.

 

Well, the blonde is angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

 

The boyfriend yells: "No, honey, don't do it."

 

The blonde replies: "Shut up, you're next."

Is it true or false that France is smaller in area than Texas ?

Many things can create one, it can be of any shape or size, it is created for various reasons, and it can shrink or grow with time. What is it?

Singer Thomas John Woodward is better Known by what name ?

A woman had been away for two days visiting a sick friend in another city. When she returned, her little boy greeted her by saying: "Mommy, guess what! Yesterday I was playing in the closet in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with the lady next door and they got undressed and got into your bed and then Daddy got on top of her..."

 

The boy’s mother held up her hand. "Not another word," she said: "Wait till your Father comes home and then I want you to tell him exactly what you've just told me."

 

The Father came home soon afterward. As he walked into the house, his wife said: "I'm leaving you. I'm packing now and I'm leaving you."

 

"But why--" asked the startled father. "Go ahead, Son. Tell Daddy just what you told me."

 

"Well," the son said, "I was playing in your bedroom closet and Daddy came upstairs with the lady next door and they got undressed and got into bed and Daddy got on top of her and then they did just what you did with uncle John when Daddy was away last summer."

A horse is tied to a 15 ft. rope and there is a bail of hay 25 ft. away from him. Yet the horse is able to eat from the bail of hay. How is this possible

Who holds the career record for most rushing touchdowns in the NFL ?

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain."


"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."


"But, officer, I just wanted to say,"


"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"


A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."


"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

Marie's father has five daughters:

1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????

Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?

Who had a hit with the song "Hot Stuff "