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NO JOKE: Illinois Makes 'Barack Obama Day' A State Holiday

August 7, 2017 

Former President Barack Obama got a special present for his birthday this year: his very own holiday. According to NBC Chicago, on Friday Illinois Governor Bruce Rauner  signed into law a measure to designate Aug. 4 as “Barack Obama Day” across the state. The holiday will be celebrated each year on Obama’s birthday beginning in 2018.

 

The holiday will be “observed throughout the State as a day set apart to honor the 44th President of the United States of America who began his career serving the People of Illinois in both the Illinois State Senate and the United States Senate, and dedicated his life to protecting the rights of Americans and building bridges across communities,” Senate Bill 55 reads.

Gov. Rauner praised the idea behind the bill earlier this year after a previous version, which would have made the day a legal state holiday, failed. The new holiday is commemorative ONLY.

“It’s incredibly proud for Illinois that the president came from Illinois. I think it’s awesome, and I think we should celebrate it,” Rauner told reporters in February. “I don’t think it should be a formal holiday with paid, forced time off, but I think it should be a day of acknowledgment and celebration.”

SB 55 was introduced by Sen. Emil Jones III, the son of former Senate President Emil Jones, Jr., who played a major role in launching then-state Senator Obama to the U.S. Senate in 2004 and considers himself to be the former president’s political “godfather.” While several lawmakers abstained from voting on the measure, it passed both houses without a single vote against.

“Barack Obama Day” joins other commemorative holidays like Adlai Stevenson Day, Ronald Reagan Day and Jane Addams Day, for which workplaces do not close…

 

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Entry #286

George Soros Plotting $$ To Turn Texas Into Sanctuary State :-(

George Soros Plotting With $$$  To Turn Texas Into A Sanctuary State

Today's Citizen Alerts:
 
George Soros plots to spend millions to help Democrats turn Texas blue. Small businesses thrive under Trump. And, Pence fights off rumors of 2020 run

Today's Citizen Alerts:

 

George Soros plots to spend millions to help Democrats turn Texas blue. Small businesses thrive under Trump. And, Pence fights off rumors of 2020 run

Entry #285

WOMEN'S REVENGE ; These are also funny :-)

WOMEN'S REVENGE 

 

'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 

'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, 

and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

WIFE VS. HUSBAND 

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and 

neither of them wanted to concede their position. 

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,

the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 

'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws'

WORDS 

 

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day. 

30,000 to a man's 15,000. 

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

CREATION 

 

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be 

so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 

'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. 

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; 

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT 

 

A man and his wife were having an argument about who 

should brew the coffee each morning. 

 

The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, 

and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. 

The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and 

you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.' 

Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.' 

 

Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.' 

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says 

'HEBREWS'

The Silent Treatment 

 

A man and his wife were having some problems at home 

and were giving each other the silent treatment. 

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him 

 

at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight. 

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,

 

'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.    He left it where he knew she would find it. 

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM  and he had missed his flight 

 

Furious, he was about to go and  see why his wife hadn't wakened him, 

when he noticed a piece of paper by  the bed. 

The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.' 

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece

SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!

Entry #284

British IT expert was arrested by FBI for malicious anti bank Trojan

IT expert who halted WannaCry cyber attack arrested in Las Vegas

 

LAS VEGAS - A British IT expert who was credited with stopping a global cyber attack known as "WannaCry" was  arrested by the FBI in Las Vegas for allegedly creating and distributing malicious software designed to collect bank information.  Marcus Hutchins, also known as "Malwaretech," was arrested on his way back to Britain after spending time at an annual conference for hackers and IT professionals.  Following a two-year investigation, an indictment filed in a Wisconsin court in July alleged that Hutchins and a co-defendant, whose name was redacted, conspired to advertise the Kronos banking Trojan around July 2014 and July 2015.  Authorities said the Kronos banking Trojan, created ...


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Entry #283

Reality Check: Remember When ??

Remember when Donald Trump formed a business partnership with the Russian government and his company got $53 million from the Russian government investment fund called Rusnano .....that was started by Vladimir Putin and is referred to as "Putin's Child?”

 

            Oh wait, that wasn't Trump; it was John Podesta.

 

Remember when Donald Trump received $500,000 for a speech in Moscow that was paid for by Renaissance Capital, a company tied to Russian Intelligence Agencies?

 

              Oh wait, that was Bill Clinton.

 

 

Remember when Donald Trump approved the sale of 20% of U.S. uranium to the Russians while he was Secretary of State giving control of it to Rosatom, the Russian State Atomic Energy Corporation?

 

            Oh wait, that was Hillary Clinton.

 

Remember when Donald Trump lied about that and said he wasn't a part of approving a deal that gave the Russians 1/5 of our uranium, but then his e-mails were leaked showing he did lie about it?

 

           Oh wait, that was Hillary Clinton and John Podesta.

 

Remember when Donald Trump got $145 million from shareholders of the uranium company sold to the Russians?

 

          Oh wait, that was Hillary Clinton and the Clinton Foundation.

 

Remember when Donald Trump accepted millions in donations from Russian oligarchs like the chairman of a company that is part of the Russian Nuclear Research Cluster;  the wife of the mayor of Moscow and a close pal of Putin's?

 

          Oh wait, that was the Clinton Foundation.

 

Remember when Donald Trump failed to disclose all those donations before becoming the Secretary of State, and it was only found out when a journalist went through Canadian tax records? 

 

          Oh wait, that was Hillary Clinton.

 

Remember when Donald Trump told Mitt Romney that the ' "The Cold War is over?"

 

            Oh wait, that was President Obama.

 

Man, Trump's ties to Russia are REALLY "disgusting!"

Entry #282

This could/will be us - These are funny :-)

This could/will be us.....

 

Couple in  their nineties are both having problems remembering things. 

During a  check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they 

might want to start writing things down to help them remember. 

Later that  night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair 

'Want  anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.

 

'Will you  get me a bowl of ice cream?' 

'Sure.' 

 

'Don't you  think you should write it down so you can remember it?'  she 

asks. 

 

'No, I  can remember it.' 

 

'Well, I'd  like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it 

down,  so as not to forget it?' 

 

He says,  'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream  with 

strawberries.' 

 

'I'd also  like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it 

down?' she  asks. 

 

Irritated, he  says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice 

cream with  strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for  goodness sake!' 

 

Then he  toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man 

returns  from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She 

stares  at the plate for a moment. 

'Where's my  toast?'

 

 

An elderly  couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating 

the  wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen  were 

talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it 

was really great I would recommend it very highly.'  The other man said, 

'What is the name of the restaurant?' 

 

The first  man thought and thought and finally said 'what’s the name of 

that flower you  give to someone you love? You know, the one that's red and has 

thorns.'  'Do you mean a rose?' 'Yes, that's the one,'  replied the man. 

He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose,  what's the name of 

that restaurant we went to last  night?' 

 

 

Hospital  regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. 

However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman 

already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who 

insisted he didn't need  my help to leave the hospital. 

 

After a chat  about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to 

the  elevator. 

 

On the way down  I asked him if his wife was meeting him. 'I don't know,' 

he said. 'She's  still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her  hospital 

gown.'

 

 

A senior  citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear  you're 

getting married?' 'Yep!'' Do I know  her?' 'Nope!' 'This woman, is she  good 

looking?' 

'Not  really.' 

'Is she a good  cook?' 

'Nah, she can't  cook too well.' 

'Does she have lots  of money?' 

'Nope! 

Poor  as a church mouse.' 

'Well, then, is she  good in bed?' 

'I  don't know.' 

’Why in the world  do you want to marry her then?’ 

'Because she  can still drive!' 

 

 

A man was telling  his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost 

me four  thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 

'Really,' 

answered  the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 

'Twelve thirty.' 

 

 

Morris, an 82  year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. 

A few days  later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a 

gorgeous  young woman on his arm. 

A couple of  days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're 

really doing  great, aren't you?' 

Morris replied,  'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and  be 

cheerful.'' 

The doctor  said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; 

be  careful.' 

 

 

One  more........

A little old  man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled 

himself  slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he  ordered a 

banana split. 

 

The waitress  asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 

'No,' he  replied, 'Arthritis.'

Entry #281

The Priest and The Pilot :-)

The Priest and The Pilot :-)

 


A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates.

Ahead of him is a guy named Don McPherson, who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.

Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, 'Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven ? ' Blue Angel

The guy replies, 'I'm Don McPherson, retired American Airline pilot from Palm Springs CA.'

Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to, the pilot, 'Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom.'

So Captain Don goes into Heaven with his robe and staff.

Next, it's the priest's turn. He stands erect and booms out, 'I am Father Bob, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last 43 years.'

Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the priest, 'Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom.

'Just a minute,' says the good father. 

'That man, Don, was a pilot and he gets a silken robe and golden staff and I get only cotton and wood. How can this be?

'Up here - we go by results,' says Saint Peter. 

'When you preached - people slept. 

 

When Don flew, people prayed... ~~~~~~ 

Entry #280

Tons of Dangerous Armament Contraband Arrivals As Furniture:-(

*Weapons Arrivals Disguised Furniture Shipment nu Turkish Arms Mfg, Fort Myers, Florida  :-(

*Sorry on site pictures capture by Border guards did not download Unhappy

Border guards found 5!!!2 tons of guns and ammunition in 14 Conex containers disguised as "furniture".  This “furniture” is for Muslim immigrants who have come into the country. 

FOR YOUR INFORMATION--YAVEX USA IS A TURKISH ARMS MANUFACTURING COMPANY THAT IS LICENSED TO DO BUSINESS IN FORT MYERS, FLORIDA!!!

   Yeah, keep letting them into our country!!!

If this doesn’t convince you that this 'bust in' IMMIGRATION is nothing less than an ARMED INVASION then nothing will.

  Wonder still why all those  young (military age) men  without children or wives  are taking on the task of traveling all those miles posing as refugees?

 

Most western nation Main Stream media won’t cover this …

Entry #279

Muhammad al-Magrabi convicted of raping a 3 year old girl execu


Yemeni Man, Muhammad al-Magrabi, who merciless raped, killed 3-year-old girl is publicly executed in Tahrir Square

New York Post:
SANAA, Yemmen — A man convicted of raping and murdering a three-year-old girl was executed in the Yemeni capital Sanaa on Monday in front of hundreds of onlookers, witnesses said. A policeman fired five bullets from an assault rifle into Muhammad al-Maghrabi, 41, as he lay with his hands handcuffed behind his back on a blanket on the ground in Sanaa’s Tahrir Square, after a judge read out the death sentence. The execution drew an unusually large number of onlookers — some perched up telegraph poles and many watching from rooftops — because of the young 3 year old age of Rana al-Matari, the victim. Security was tight amid fears of a revenge attack on Maghrabi by armed tribesmen related to his victim. The police
https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/b1d418c7-cc88-3be6-b030-aca7464485ef/ss_man-who-raped%2C-killed.html...
Entry #278

Only In Our Good Old U.S.A. Pahrump, Nevada :-)

ONLY IN OUR GOOD OLD U.S.A. :-)

 

        WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER

LIGHTNING STRIKE!

 

An interesting turn of events in our Pahrump, Nevada...

Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business.

 

In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding -- with morning, afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at their church.

 

Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before the grand re-opening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it to the ground!

After the brothel burned to the ground by the lightning strike, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about "the power of prayer."

But late last week 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the owner/madam, sued the church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that the church ...

"was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building and her business -- either through direct or indirect divine actions or means."

 

In its reply to the court, the church vehemently and vociferously denied any and all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.

 

The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented:

 

"I don't know how the hell I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in the power of prayer....and an entire church congregation that thinks it's all bull."

 

 

 

 

Entry #277

Hackers Crack Voting Machines Within Minutes At DEF CON Vegas

EXTRA - EXTRA-

Read All About It,

Truth Comes Out Again

We already knew U.S. voting systems had security flaws ? the federal government put that nail in the coffin when it repeatedly confirmed that Russian hackers breached systems in at least 21 states during the election last year.

But on Friday, hackers stateside showed us just how easily some of the electronic voting machines can be cracked. 

Those who attended DEF CON, a 25-year-old hacking convention held in Las Vegas, were given physical and remote access to voting machines procured from eBay and government auctions.

Within about 90 minutes, they’d exploited weak and outdated security measures to gain full access, The Register first reported. Some physically broke down the machines to reveal their vulnerabilities, while others gained remote access or showed that external ports found on some could be used to upload malicious software. 

Entry #276

New Report Exposes Thousands of Illegal Votes in 2016 Election

EXTRA - EXTRA -
READ ALL ABOUT IT: The Truth Shall Come Out!

New Report Exposes Thousands of Illegal Votes from 2016 Election

CNS News  Fri, Jul 28 1:35 PM PDT 
A new bombshell study released by the Government Accountability Institute shows why President Donald Trump’s Advisory Commission on Election Integrity has such an important job ahead of it. The Institute concluded in its report that thousands of votes in the 2016 election were illegal duplicate votes from people who registered and voted in more than one state. The Government Accountability Institute, founded by Peter Schweizer, author of “Clinton Cash,” seeks to “investigate and expose crony capitalism, misuse of taxpayer monies, and other governmental corruption or malfeasance.” Over the last few months, the Institute sought to obtain “public voter information” from every state in order to search ...
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Entry #275

Chess Master: Unpredictable Style and the Hopes of a Nation

Armenia is chess’s perennial overachiever, & Levon Aronian, its greatest player, is a swashbuckling throwback.

In 1963, when Petrosian took on the Russian Mikhail Botvinnik for the World Championship, thousands camped out in Yerevan, watching each move relayed via telegraph to a giant demonstration board in the city’s Opera Square. Petrosian’s victory caused a “chess boom” in the country, Mikayel Andriasyan, the secretary-general of the A.C.F., told me. In recent years, when Armenia has won the Chess Olympiad, there have been similar celebrations. (Armenia did not compete at last year’s Olympiad, because it was staged in the Azerbaijani capital city, Baku: the Nagorno-Karabakh conflict remains unresolved.) Levon Aronian (above picture) played a key role in all of those victories: in 2004, Serzh Sargsyan, a former....

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Entry #274

Why The Does The Left Protects Islam?? by ~Ben Shapiro

Ben Shapiro: Why The Left Protects Islam

 

34 AM ET

 

 

 "Richard Dawkins is no friend to conservatives. The atheist author has spent much of his life deriding Judaism and Christianity. He once stated, "An atheist is just somebody who feels about Yahweh the way any decent Christian feels about Thor or Baal or the golden calf." Dawkins says that even moderate religious people "make the world safe for extremists." He's far to the left on politics: He's pro-abortion rights, and a supporter of the Labour Party and the Liberal Democrats in Britain.

 

But he's also smart enough to recognize that radical Islam is a greater threat to human life than Christianity or Judaism. He explains: "I have criticised the appalling misogyny and homophobia of Islam, I have criticised the murdering of apostates for no crime other than their disbelief. ... Muslims themselves are the prime victims of the oppressive cruelties of Islamism."

 

Such language makes him a pariah among leftists.

 

This week, Dawkins was scheduled to speak at an event with KPFA radio in Berkeley, California. All went swimmingly — until leftists realized that Dawkins had said some untoward things about Islam. The station then canceled the event, citing his "abusive speech." It explained: "We had booked this event based entirely on his excellent new book on science, when we didn't know he had offended and hurt — in his tweets and other comments on Islam, so many people. KPFA does not endorse hurtful speech."

 

This is no shock. The same left that barred Dawkins from his Berkeley event cheered this week while Palestinian Arabs rioted over metal detectors at the Temple Mount. Those leftists proclaim that the true obstacle to peace in the Middle East isn't Palestinian Arab violence — it isn't Palestinians who stab Israeli Druz officers on the Temple Mount; or the Palestinians who invade homes and slaughter old men and women; or the Palestinians in government who cheer, honor and financially support such behavior. No, the problem is the Jews.

 

The same left that blames metal detectors for murderous assaults and Richard Dawkins for offending Islam makes excuses for radical Muslim and Women's March on Washington organizer Linda Sarsour, who has called for certain apostate Muslims to have their genitals removed, says that Zionists cannot be feminists and stands up for terrorists and terror supporters.

 

Why does the left seek to support radical Islam so ardently? Because the left believes that the quickest way to destroy Western civilization is no longer class warfare but multicultural warfare: Simply ally with groups that hate the prevailing system and work with them to take it down. Then, the left will build on the ashes of the old system. In this view, Dawkins is an opponent — how can the left recruit Muslims to fight the system if Dawkins is busy alienating them? They support the Palestinian terror regime — how can that colonialist outpost, Israel, be defeated without a little blood? They applaud Sarsour — she's an ally, so she must be backed.

 

Alliance with nefarious forces calls your own morality into question. KPFA has a lot more to answer for than Dawkins. But the left will never have to answer such questions so long as it focuses in on its common enemy: a supposedly conservative establishment that must be fought with any tool at its disposal."

Entry #273