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A Teacher Asked Her 6Th Grade Class How Many Of Them Were Liberals.

Not Really Knowing What A Liberal Is, But Wanting To Be Liked By The Teacher, All The Kids Raised Their Hands Except For Little Johnny.

The Teacher Asked Little Johnny Why He Has Decided To Be Different…Again.

Little Johnny Said, “Because I’m Not A Liberal.”

The Teacher Asked, “Why Aren’t You A Liberal?”

Little Johnny Said, “Because I’m A Republican.”

The Teacher Asked Him Why He’s A Republican.

Little Johnny Answered, “Well, My Mom’s A Republican And My Dad’s A Republican, So I’m A Republican.”

Annoyed By This Answer, The Teacher Said, “If Your Mom Was A Moron And Your Dad Was An Idiot, What Would That Make You?”

Little Johnny Replied, “That Would Make Me A Liberal.”

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