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There are lefties protesting Donald Trump all over the country today for No Kings day. Because they think Trump wants to be a king after only 5 years in office.

Right now the current top 10 longest serving members of congress have a total of 442 years between them. That's an average of 44.2 years. Six of them are democrats. So who is the real king?

  1. Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA) — 50 years* (1975 – present)
  2. Sen. Ed Markey (D-MA) — 48 years* (1977 – present)
  3. Sen. Ron Wyden (D-OR) — 44 years* (1981 – present)
  4. Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY) — 44 years* (1981 – present)
  5. Rep. Hal Rogers (R-KY-5) — 44 years  (1981 – present)
  6. Rep. Chris Smith (R-NJ-4) — 44 years  (1981 – present)
  7. Rep. Steny Hoyer (D-MD-5) — 44 years (1981 – present)
  8. Sen. Dick Durbin (D-IL) — 42 years* (1983 – present)
  9. Rep. Marcy Kaptur (D-OH-9) — 42 years (1983 – present)
  10. Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) — 40 years (1985 – present)
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Just for Laughs!!

A Teacher Asked Her 6Th Grade Class How Many Of Them Were Liberals.

Not Really Knowing What A Liberal Is, But Wanting To Be Liked By The Teacher, All The Kids Raised Their Hands Except For Little Johnny.

The Teacher Asked Little Johnny Why He Has Decided To Be Different…Again.

Little Johnny Said, “Because I’m Not A Liberal.”

The Teacher Asked, “Why Aren’t You A Liberal?”

Little Johnny Said, “Because I’m A Republican.”

The Teacher Asked Him Why He’s A Republican.

Little Johnny Answered, “Well, My Mom’s A Republican And My Dad’s A Republican, So I’m A Republican.”

Annoyed By This Answer, The Teacher Said, “If Your Mom Was A Moron And Your Dad Was An Idiot, What Would That Make You?”

Little Johnny Replied, “That Would Make Me A Liberal.”

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