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What Check Cashing place is your first choice after a big JP win??

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Posted: January 29, 2014, 10:54 pm - IP Logged

They would have to make arrangements with even the best bank in the country to cash a multi-million check because that's more cash than what's probably in the average bank vault. Without an account, it will be much more than the standard fee because of the logistics and even with an account, they probably will be required to pay additional fees for getting and transporting the money.

It would be fun to see the look on the face of the clerk cashing checks at a grocery store too.

This thread was a spoof dedicated to Noisy Gape. Green laugh


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    To be fair, they are discussing pick-3 and pick-4 systems so the signature might be a reminder of why they don't play every drawing in games with multi-million jackpots.

    Any experienced professional gambler will say the lottery odds are the worst, but almost everyone of them will buy a ticket during a ticket buying frenzy and it's not a bad bet because the odds of a jackpot winning ticket being sold are much better. Looking at the 336,545,306 tickets sold during the last jackpot ticket buying frenzy and comparing that to the TWO jackpot winning tickets, the odds of winning an almost "must win" jackpot are still terrible.

    According to my calculator the percentage of any one ticket winning that jackpot was 5.9427362805054247287585107486241e-9 which is a percentage of 0.0000005942% of winning that jackpot or a 99.999999406% chance of not winning.

    Do you think a better signature would be "even though 99.9% of all lottery players know they probably will never win a multi-million jackpot, they still play"?

    Do you think a better signature would be

     

     

    I think a better signature for OnlyDummy would be.

    99.9% of people on earth have not visited the moon,

    or

    99.9% of people on earth will never piss in space.

    or

     

    99.9% of people dont really care who Peter St.Pierre is.


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      Posted: January 29, 2014, 11:18 pm - IP Logged

      Do you think a better signature would be

       

       

      I think a better signature for OnlyDummy would be.

      99.9% of people on earth have not visited the moon,

      or

      99.9% of people on earth will never piss in space.

      or

       

      99.9% of people dont really care who Peter St.Pierre is.

      I'm so glad you finally saw the light. Yes, 99% of the people haven't visted the moon, and won't piss in space. You're also right about Peter because most humans simply don't get it and they never will. But in the same breath you and the other deluded people know for sure you and they will beat hundreds of millions of odds at least once in yours and their lifetime.

      So in fact you and the others believe ALL of you will win.

      Please seek immediate help LottoBonehead. Bash

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        Here's why it's not 100% haven't visited the moon, etc.....

        Secret Journey To Planet Serpo Book
        Secret Interplanetary Travel!

        Amazing documentation of how 12 people, as part of a top-secret U.S. government program, traveled 39 light years away to the planet Serpo and lived there for 13 years.

        Based on the debriefing of the Serpo team and the diary of the expedition's commander, the truth is exposed about our government's ongoing relationship with aliens--one that began back on July 16, 1965 in Nevada.

        Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

        Lep

        There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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          Posted: January 30, 2014, 2:26 am - IP Logged

          This thread was a spoof dedicated to Noisy Gape. Green laugh

          Amazing isn't it on how many members took is serious. I guess any discussion on how to actually win a jackpot or any prize is too boring for all our resident lottery experts on "how to spend imaginary winnings".

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            Posted: January 30, 2014, 2:32 am - IP Logged

            Do you think a better signature would be

             

             

            I think a better signature for OnlyDummy would be.

            99.9% of people on earth have not visited the moon,

            or

            99.9% of people on earth will never piss in space.

            or

             

            99.9% of people dont really care who Peter St.Pierre is.

            The first two are perfect for many LP members because they are not lottery related. Your guess is good as mine if the third signature is lottery related if it said "don't really know".

            I wonder how many people on LP heard of Gail Howard?

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              Posted: January 30, 2014, 11:00 am - IP Logged

              This thread was a spoof dedicated to Noisy Gape. Green laugh

              I'm sure that even though admin will not say anything, he must shrug in resignation when he sees some threads.

              That money's gone fo ever

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                Here's why it's not 100% haven't visited the moon, etc.....

                Secret Journey To Planet Serpo Book
                Secret Interplanetary Travel!

                Amazing documentation of how 12 people, as part of a top-secret U.S. government program, traveled 39 light years away to the planet Serpo and lived there for 13 years.

                Based on the debriefing of the Serpo team and the diary of the expedition's commander, the truth is exposed about our government's ongoing relationship with aliens--one that began back on July 16, 1965 in Nevada.

                Speaking of the planet Serpo, the U.S. government declassified documents included a picture of two Serpites. Pictured with one of the earthlings are Trumpy and Torgo, assistants to the Imperial Leader of the Manos Division in Serpo's Lemur Continental Province:



                Another little know fact of life on Serpo: they love potatoes...

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                  I'm sure that even though admin will not say anything, he must shrug in resignation when he sees some threads.

                  Based on the large number of these threads, winning a multi-million MM or PB jackpot must be much easier than "getting struck by lightning while being chased by a shark". I thought CNN interviewed the owner because of his lottery expertise, but apparently Noise is the real lottery expert.

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                    Is there anyone that you do not b$&3/ and complain about? Good grief?

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                      Posted: January 30, 2014, 10:17 pm - IP Logged

                      Based on the large number of these threads, winning a multi-million MM or PB jackpot must be much easier than "getting struck by lightning while being chased by a shark". I thought CNN interviewed the owner because of his lottery expertise, but apparently Noise is the real lottery expert.

                      I hardly think a lame attempt at trying to insult management is going to help your cause of dis-allowing threads and posts you don't like.

                      Still mad about the loss of your leader from AZ?  LOL

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                        Based on the large number of these threads, winning a multi-million MM or PB jackpot must be much easier than "getting struck by lightning while being chased by a shark". I thought CNN interviewed the owner because of his lottery expertise, but apparently Noise is the real lottery expert.

                        Lottery expert? You never going to find me mulling over numbers, giving people advice on how to place a bet or looking at " systems" to purchase Mr Know it all. You gettiing me confused with your cousins who carry the same " let me in here l know how to control this crap" gene. Did you folk marry 1st cousins out there in the back country?.. sure looks like it.

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                          Amazing isn't it on how many members took is serious. I guess any discussion on how to actually win a jackpot or any prize is too boring for all our resident lottery experts on "how to spend imaginary winnings".

                          "Amazing isn't it on how many members took is serious."

                          Yeah and you were one of 'em.

                          http://www.lotterypost.com/thread/271459/3457421

                          You need help, son.

                          Seriously.


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                            Is there anyone that you do not b$&3/ and complain about? Good grief?

                            Yes, people who don't repost the same questions every week.

                            You certainly don't have any complaints about the same people who keep repeating the same scenarios over and over again, but you do have complaints about people like me who remind them how redundant their posts are when I respond in those same repeated threads. Do you really need to be reminded every week what kind of house people would buy If they win the JP?

                            So tell me, what kind of car would you buy? I need to know because the last 378 types of cars I've seen talked about on LP in the last 5 years isn't enough. Crazy

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                              Posted: January 31, 2014, 10:32 am - IP Logged

                              Wal mart charges $3.00

                               

                              or I may put in my RUSHcard

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