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30 lines to make you LOL

 
  THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
 
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
13. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
18. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
19. Procrastinate Now!
20. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
21. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
22. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance 
23. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
24. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
25. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead
26. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
thousand times the memory.
27. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
28. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
29. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
30. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Entry #119

Florida *59

Noticed that the BP *-5-9 last occurred on 7 Jan 06 and is out 150 days and counting.  Prior to that it came in on 17 Sept 04 that was a 477 day gap.  So here are BP *59’s long play patterns when there are back-to-back long periods. Wanted to see the length of days before that third win. The BP-59 has played or won 67 times in 6613 days.  That is the expected average.
 
11/27/88        after                112        days
4/5/88                                  129        days
4/20/89                                  15   days
 
2/9/90    after                288 days then
6/13/90  after                124 days then
6/20/90  or only            7 days later
 
12/29/90                      137 days
6/12/91                        165 days oops
12/14/91                      124 blows our average
 
9/13/93  after                  158 days of no wins
2/23/94                           163 days now returns
4/7/94                              43 days later
 
9/4/95                              240 days
3/4/96                              182 days
3/24/96                              20 days later
 
11/14/96                           165 days
9/15/97                            305 days
9/17/97  only                        2 days later
12/13/99                  431 days
8/6/99                      174 days
10/23/99                  78 days  oops, not good 

7/5/02                                    556 days
4/17/03                                  286 days
4/24/03                                    7 days
 
1/7/06    after                477 days
today still out 150 days and counting
 
BUT then there is a good possibility that the *59 will  replay within the month following the last win.
 

Entry #118

To these All things are subject.

...Fate, time, occasion, chance and change?— PB Shelley

Probability –  the ratio of the number of favorable cases to that of all the cases possible

 

ALL events, even those which on account of their insignificance do not seem to follow the great laws of nature, are a result of it just as necessarily as the revolutions of the sun.  In ignorance of the ties which unite such events to the entire system of the universe, they have been made to depend upon final causes or upon hazard, according as they occur and are repeated with regularity, or appear without regard to order; but these imaginary causes have gradually receded with the widening bounds of knowledge and disappear entirely before sound philosophy, which sees in them only the expression of our ignorance of the true causes.

 

Taken from Vol. 2  The World of Mathematics.

“Concerning Probability by P.S. de LaPlace
 

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Entry #117

FL PLAY 4 Overdue Pairs

Front…..Mid……Back

74………34……….03

78……….46………47

81     61
           90
The Front Pair ‘81’ last occurred on 21 Mar 04.
 
Entry #116

FL Cash-3

Overdue:

Single Digit1st Position # 8 * *
2nd Position # * 1 * and # * 9 *
 Try These ..  Front Pair

61-*….this Sun., Mon ,Tue
84-*…..this Mon, Tue, Wed

 Coldest Front Pairs

20 ….Last Play      545 Days ago

41….                      466

49….                      358

56…..                    468

61…..                    442

84….                      405

85….                      523

90……                  402  Days ago

 Coldest Back Pairs:

16 ….Last Played 385  Days ago

39……                 307  Days

45….                      441  Days

76….                      404  Days

91….                      353  Days  ago         

Entry #115

My Pick 3 program indicates: nothing

So, I have resorted to those special casinos.
I have been very lucky.
 
Fri. 5/12 around 11 p.m. I’m in South FLA on the reservation Casino( lol) on a single line .25 cents Double Diamond 3 coin Slot.  After losing about $100, I won the Four Corners [no 4 corner games on our North FLA gambling boat].  This gave me total win of almost 800 bucks.  Wasn’t familiar with four corners, so when the machine went dark for about 20 or 30 seconds, I thought the system was out of order.  The $$$  ticket printed out  this unexpected amount and I was in shock.  So I cashed it in and decided it was time to go. 

On the way out I passed this line of dollar slots and stopped at the one closest to the aisle.  It was a FIVE times the amount , so I fed a 20 into it and within a few rolls it gave me a 7 7 FIVE.  Another $500 buck.  It’s about 2:30 a.m. I immediately cash in and I left.
 
Mon. 5/15 around 6 or 7 p.m., back at the Hard Rock and on another $.25 Double Diamond.  Ended that session with a $357 win.  Cashed in and left.
 
Today 11:05, back in No FL and missed the boat, parking lot was packed.  They sailed almost on time.  Oh well maybe tonight.
 
Obviously my Pick 3 program is in a drought or random period.  No trends here.

Oh well maybe next week.  In the meantime I will be on time for this evening’s sailing.

 

Entry #114

block unwanted calls

I go online,  login to a site and whammo, I get unwanted calls from prepaid calling card numbers then two or three hours later the home equity folks, the bank cards, and free vacations or  whoever else that is in the mood to phone my home starts.  If some of you are having the same problem then the following may help stem the nuisance.

To Activate/Deactivate Call Block, follow the steps below:

 

Step

 

Action

 


1

 


Hang up from unwanted call and pick up phone to get dial tone.

 


2

 


Dial *60 (1160 for dial pulse). (Dial 3 to activate your call block list-only done on first entry; if done again, will deactivate call block service.)

 


3

 


Listen for announcement followed by a beep.

 


4

 


Dial #01# (1201 for dial pulse).

 



5

 


This number will be considered a private entry and will be read back as Private (See Note).

 


6

 


Either continue to edit the list, or hang up

 

Entry #113

Fla Cash 3 Results 4-88

 
date
2/20/89
#
488
Days
--
10/16/89
488
238
6/1/91
488
593
6/2/91
488
1
8/3/94
488
1158
7/8/95
488
339
12/28/97
488
904
5/8/06
488
305
 
Date
6/5/04
F Pr
4-8
# days
203
10/7/04
4-8
124
10/29/04
4-8
22
11/18/04
4-8
20
1/1/05
4-8
44
12/16/05
4-8
349
1/14/06
4-8
29
1/17/06
4-8
3
5/8/06
4-8
  111
 
Date
11/27/03
B Pr
8-8
#days
424
9/9/04
8-8
287
12/28/04
8-8
110
8/14/05
8-8
229
12/20/05
8-8
128
5/8/06
8-8
139
 
date
11/21/05
B dbl
9-11
# days
39
12/15/05
0-11
24
12/20/05
9-88
5
12/30/05
5-99
10
1/10/06
0-00
11
1/13/06
6-22
3
1/21/06
7-33
8
2/11/06
6-77
21
2/21/06
7-55
10
3/5/06
9-77
12
3/7/06
4-66
2
3/12/06
0-66
5
4/18/06
3-33
37
4/21/06
1-44
3
4/27/06
1-99
6
4/30/06
0-22
3
5/4/06
1-55
4
5/8/06
4-88
4
 jus
Entry #112

3 8 2 Fla-cash3 So Nice they

threw it Twice within 15 days.  Straight!

3/16/91

382
days
6/9/93
382
816
1/14/95
382
584
10/29/96
382
654
4/22/06
382
3462
5/7/06
382
15

Front Pair:  3-8

5/21/05

3-8
307
4/22/06
3-8
336
5/7/06
3-8
15

Back Pair:  8-2

1/24/05

8-2
87
9/8/05
8-2
227
4/22/06
8-2
226
5/7/06
8-2
15
Entry #111

7 3 0 Florida Cash 3

The 1st Position #7  The 2nd Position #3, and  The 3rd Position #0 are  H O T

Their next likely win dates    ?

8/6/1992
730
0
5/31/1994
730
663
4/15/1996
730
685
6/8/2005
730
3341
3/8/2006
730
273
5/6/2006
730
59

Front Pair 7-3  has won six times in 2006

And has  won  57 times in 6,583 days.

Win date
3/6/2005
#1
7
#2
3
days
165
3/19/2005
7
3
13
5/22/2005
7
3
64
6/8/2005
7
3
17
6/26/2005
7
3
18
1/21/2006
7
3
209
2/28/2006
7
3
38
3/8/2006
7
3
8
3/14/2006
7
3
6
4/23/2006
7
3
40
5/6/2006
7
3
  13

Back Pair 3-0 has 80 wins in 6583 days.

1/9/2005
3
0
65
6/8/2005
3
0
150
12/25/2005
3
0
200
3/8/2006
3
0
73
4/17/2006
3
0
40
5/6/2006
3
0
19

 Next likely dates of a win for 39,30,31 May 7,8,9 or 16,17,18.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Entry #110

FL-3 Last Nite 1-5-5

Date
#
# days
11/20/1989
155
0
11/29/1989
155
9
8/10/1996
155
2446
5/18/2004
155
2838
5/4/2006
155
716
 1st Position # 1  may win on 5/5,6 or 7
 2nd Position  #5  may next occur on May 8,9 or 10
 3rd Position # 5 :  ?
 Next Back Pair Double:  May 10,11 or 12
 Front Pair  1-5:
Win date
 
5/18/2004
1st
 
#1
2nd
 
#5
Days
 
159
5/24/2004
1
5
6
8/29/2004
1
5
97
12/26/2004
1
5
119
3/8/2005
1
5
72
5/27/2005
1
5
80
7/15/2005
1
5
49
7/27/2005
1
5
12
7/30/2005
1
5
3
10/24/2005
1
5
86
1/30/2006
1
5
98
5/4/2006
1
5
94
 Back Pair  5-5
2/12/2004
# 5
# 5
132
5/18/2004
5
5
96
10/11/2004
5
5
146
5/23/2005
5
5
224
7/2/2005
5
5
40
8/31/2005
5
5
60
2/21/2006
5
5
174
5/4/2006
5
5
72
 
Entry #109

Its Time For

Florida Cash 3 for today/tomorrow

 

1st Position…2nd Position…3rd Position

 

5,6,or 9……….-0-………….0,5, or 3

 

Expect a  Back Pr Double:

on  4/24, 25, or 26th

 

Entry #108

FLA3 Doubles

Successive Repeats or  EXACT Vertical Pairs.

2nd Position:             7         (4 7 5  last nite)

Successive Repeat:  * 7 *        April 15, 16

 EXACT Doubles  or   Horizontal Pairs

Front Pair Doubles::            Apr. 15,16 (possible)

22*  77*  88*  44*

 Back Pair Doubles:   

*44  *77  *11 (highly probable) on  Apr 15,16,17

BP Doubles for last six mos.

 Win Dates
10/13/2005
 B Pr
722
# days
6
11/21/2005
911
39
12/15/2005
011
24
12/20/2005
988
5
12/30/2005
599
10
1/10/2006
000
11
1/13/2006
622
3
1/21/2006
733
8
2/11/2006
677
21
2/21/2006
755
10
3/5/2006
977
12
3/7/2006
466
2
3/12/2006
066
5
 
Entry #107

Florida Cash 3 Last Win Digits/Pairs

Win #

0
1st Pos.
2
2nd Pos
2
3rd Pos
6
1
7
8
3
2
14
3
21
3
21
5
13
4
1
6
4
5
6
14
1
6
13
7
14
7
16
1
7
8
3
12
11
9
8
43
2
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
Below are the Florida Cash 3 COLD/overdue (+350 days
With no win)  P A I R s
Front                              Last                          Last

Pairs                               Win                      Win Date   

1 9    has not occurred in  436 days  ago          2/3/05
2 0                                502                        11/29/04
4 1                                    423                          2/16/05
5 5                                    425                          2/14/05
6 1                                    399                          3/12/05
8 4                                      362                          4/18/05
8 5                                      480                        12/21/04
9 0                                      359 days    ago        4/21/05
BACK                                Last                          Last
 Pairs                                  Win                        Win Date   
4 5      has not won in      398 days                  3/13/05                 
7 1                                      483                          12/18/04
7 3                                      463                           1/7/05
7 6                                      361 days                  4/19/05
FORECAST Front Pairs: 
29* 21*  20*      4/16,17,18 or 4/25,26,27
40* 41*  42*      4/23,24,25 or 5/2,3,4
60* 61* 62*      4/21,22,23 or 4/30,5/1,2
84* 85* 86*      4/19,20,21 or 4/28,29,30
  (84/85/86 had no win in 294 days)
FORECAST Back Pairs:
*70 *71 *72…..4/17,18,19 or 4/26,27,28
*75 *76 *77…..4/16,17,18 or 4/25,26,27
 

 

Entry #106

Guarding Against Click Fraud

I get so many unwanted and crappy email solicitations.  I have begun to research this 'click' concept.  found the following excerpt on a GOOGLE search.   “Affiliate Fraud”

This type of click fraud is more difficult to detect and manage.

Many websites are hosting paid advertising somewhere on their pages. These ads usually relate to the topic of the page and are delivered by the PPC marketing network based on keywords found on the page. Every time one of these ads is clicked, the network bills the advertiser and gives as much as 50% to the owner of the site the click came from.

The potential to scam this sort of system are obvious.  By exploiting fake IP addresses, using algorithms to determine click behaviours and finding ways to destroy identifying references, a fraudster can operate for months or even years without getting detected. If done properly, it can be next to impossible for even the major PPC marketing networks to detect.

http://www.netcommercesolutions.co.uk/articles/Pay_per_Click_Fraud.html

 

Next those pesky 'fake' or out of area phone calls.

Entry #105