LiLSpeedy's Blog

Girl, I got all my looks from my daddy, Maddog.

Maddog in the house! You know it!

Deep Throat finally found love...the only problem is that it is with another man. Staying alone in the mountain changes people. HOLLER!

Lil wee wee please don’t try to correct anyone else. You are not qualified! You’re making a fool out of yourself.

lil' sh1tty former drummer! for someone that brags about having a masters degree in turdology you really like to plagiarize me! the only psycho on this thread is lil' sh1tty the former drummer!   former drummer turds don't have a lot of originality. anyway thanks, remember that imitation is the greatest form of flattery, now pour some fresh water on those turd cells, get thinking and write something new and exciting.
ps. wipe that corn off your face lil' sh1tty former drummer.

# posted by jarasan : 3:29 PM

lil' sh1tty former drummer! Incomplete sentence

for someone that brags about having a masters degree in turdology you really like to plagiarize me! Incomplete sentence

former drummer turds don't have a lot of originality. Incomplete sentence

anyway thanks, remember that imitation is the greatest form of flattery, now pour some fresh water on those turd cells, get thinking and write something new and exciting.
Punctuation errors/sentence structure/incomplete sentences

ps. wipe that corn off your face lil' sh1tty former drummer. Run on sentence

Lil wee wee where are you? This is your sis, Sugar. I am about to retire from my job. The old body is not so nimble anymore. I had my share of men and now it's time for me lay in my bed on my back by myself. I need a place to stay for a while Lil wee wee. I have money so I can help you with the bills. But Lil wee wee if you come around me with your little wee wee I will slap you sober with your little stanky self.

The tea party, regardless of how one tries to portray them, are still a bunch of disgruntled right-wing zealots that are looking out for their own interests and not for the good of the American people. They have reintroduced racism and brought about a division of the races that was prevalent in the 60's. They have very few people of color in their mostly white organization. And the few tokens that they have are being used to mask over the real political agenda of this racist group of people. Their main focus is to place puppets in government positions that will obey their every command and to cause as much disruption as possible if their demands are not met. Weak kneed republicans in fear of losing their comfortable job, give in to the strong-armed tactics used by them. But just as their political power began to wane after the 2012 slaughter of their presidential candidate, Mitt Romney, it will again implode on itself during the 2014 elections.

Debbie Dooley, state co-coordinator of the Tea Party Patriots (GA)

She ain’t no eye candy, she’s just a typical
looking repub women. She’s 63. YIPES

Nancy Pelosi, Democrat, House Minority Leader, First female leader of the House of Representatives and First female Speaker of the House. She’s still classy and attractive at the age of 78.

Hi, can you help me find my baby brother Lil wee wee. I have not seen him in ten years. I was in the crazy house for a spell. They said I have mental problems and there is nothing else that they can do for me. So Lil wee wee if you are still out there, please get in contact with me as soon as possible. My friend stank is writing this for me because I never learned how to read and write. My brother Lil wee wee is smarter than me because he went all the way to the 6th grade. I hope to see you soon wee wee. I will be staying at the homeless shelter downtown Rockville, Maryland. With love, SMILEY.

By now, all of you know me as Lil wee wee aka Jarasan. I lost my job at Burger King today. I went to work drunk and smelling like a sewer and got fired. My life has been one screw up after another. I lost my apartment and now have to sleep under the bridge. I went to my mama's house and she told me to get lost. Can you help me? I'm uneducated, mentally challenged, and is a child of incest.

These twins are Jarasan's, aka Lil wee wee, great aunts. Both were the result of incest like Lil wee wee. Both worked in a freak show all their life in Maryland until they both vanished. Rumor has it that they both were picked up by an alien spaceship and was never seen again. These twins were very unique, in that, they both had the same kind of UGLY.

My name is Jarasen aka Lil WEE WEE. I am not a very smart man. In fact, some say that I am mentally challenged. I try my best to fake it when I am around my friends. But with a 6th grade education it is very hard to fool people with a college education. I try not to say much when I am around my friends. That way they won't know how dumb and inferior I feel. My friends Beefeater will always be my friends and talk to me.

Jarasen aka Rambo, confession

After years of being a drunk and a bum, I am finally able to live with myself.

I finally forgave my mama for having me at 10 years old by her granddaddy.

He fathered many babies in the trailer park where I have been living all my life.

I wish I had taken after my mother, instead of my father, maybe I would have faired

better in life. It is not easy being an inbred, short, ugly, and dumb all at the same time.