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Who laid the cornerstone of the Jefferson Memorial in Washington, D. C. ?

Side Effect of Alcohol.. and Remedies!

What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?

_____ ______ wrote in a letter to a friend, _____ _______: " In this world nothing can be said to be cretain, except death and taxes."

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll beat him to death. AMEN

There is a thing that nothing is and yet it has a name. Its sometimes tall and sometimes short. It joins our talks, it joins our sport, and plays at every game.

What is it?

U. S. Air Force Maj. ______ ________became the first pilot to fly an X-15rocket plane at six times the speed of sound.

The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed time and place with all his financial records, then sat for what seemed like hours as the accountant pored over them.

Finally the IRS agent looked up and commented, "You must have been a tremendous fan of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle."

"Why would you say that?" wondered the broker.

"Because you've made more brilliant deductions on your last three returns than Sherlock Holmes made in his entire career."

I with borrowed silver shine,
What you see is none of mine.
First I show you but a quarter,
Like the bow that guards the Tartar;
Then the half, an.d then the whole,
Ever dancing round the pole;
And true it is, I chiefly owe
My beauty to the shades below.

Nov. 6,1860: Former Illinois congressman _____ _______defeated three other candidates for the presidency: _____ _____, _____ _____ and _____ _____.

A Sunday School teacher asked little Willie who the first man in the Bible was.

"Hoss." said Willie.

"Wrong," said the teacher. "It was Adam."

"Aw, shucks!" Willie replied. "I knew it was one of those Cartwrights."

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one
Michael j fox has a small one
Madonna doesn't have one
the pope has one but he never uses it
Bill Clinton Has one and he uses it all the time!
What is it?...

The Chevrolet Motor Car Co. was founded in _____ by _____ ______ and ______ ______.

Top Ten Reasons Studying is Better Than Sex...

10. You can usually find someone to do it with.

9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.

8. You can finish early with-out feelings of guilt or shame.

7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.

6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.

5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."

4. You can do it, eat and watch TV all at the same time.

3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.

2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.

1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help!

Look at me.I can bring a smile to your faceA tear to your eyeOr even a thought to your mind.But I can"t be seen.What am I?"