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• Coin Toss

  

  Zeta Reticuli Star System
  United States
  Member #30,469
  January 17, 2006
  11,788 Posts
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  Jun 11, 2007, 12:34 am

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  Hillary Clinton and Barck Obama heard about the monkey and started thinking about campaign funds.

  Bush Sr saw them coming to his front oor and opened it and said, Hey, the monkey is ok, but NO JACKASSES!

  
  

  Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any. So many systems, so many theories, so few jackpot winners. 

  

  There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.
• emilyg

  

  50

  United States
  Member #14
  November 9, 2001
  31,614 Posts
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  Jun 11, 2007, 1:11 am

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  at that point a dumb elephant appeared........

  love to nibble those micey feet.

   

                               
• LOTTOMIKE

  

  Tennessee
  United States
  Member #7,853
  October 15, 2004
  11,352 Posts
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  Jun 11, 2007, 7:11 am

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  ,relax and do this like your long lost brother to relive your stress and sins....

   

  

  
• jarasan

  

  Harbinger

  Maryland
  United States
  Member #44,102
  July 30, 2006
  6,610 Posts
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  Jun 11, 2007, 9:20 am

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  And the Monkey said:

  "You bunch of monkey spankers! Soon you'll have hairy palms as well, but if spanking the monkey makes you feel better, spank on."

  FJB
• justxploring

  

  Wandering Aimlessly
  United States
  Member #25,359
  November 5, 2005
  4,461 Posts
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  Jun 11, 2007, 10:29 am

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  .....can someone please put some pants on that chimp?
• tntea

  

  50

  United States
  Member #5,344
  June 30, 2004
  23,639 Posts
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  Jun 11, 2007, 1:43 pm

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  The elephant took Bush Jr.  away so the Bush family could celebrate with their new found son.

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