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Story: Once upon a time an LP member

Topic closed. 125 replies. Last post 11 years ago by tntea.

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Zeta Reticuli Star System
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January 17, 2006
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Posted: June 11, 2007, 12:34 am - IP Logged

Hillary Clinton and Barck Obama heard about the monkey and started thinking about campaign funds.

Bush Sr saw them coming to his front oor and opened it and said, Hey, the monkey is ok, but NO JACKASSES!

Green laugh

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.


There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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    November 9, 2001
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    Posted: June 11, 2007, 1:11 am - IP Logged

    at that point a dumb elephant appeared........

    love to nibble those micey feet.



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      October 15, 2004
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      Posted: June 11, 2007, 7:11 am - IP Logged

      ,relax and do this like your long lost brother to relive your stress and sins....


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        Member #44103
        July 30, 2006
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        Posted: June 11, 2007, 9:20 am - IP Logged

        And the Monkey said:

        "You bunch of monkey spankers! Soon you'll have hairy palms as well, but if spanking the monkey makes you feel better, spank on."

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          Member #25360
          November 5, 2005
          4461 Posts
          Posted: June 11, 2007, 10:29 am - IP Logged

          .....can someone please put some pants on that chimp?Embarassed

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            June 30, 2004
            23641 Posts
            Posted: June 11, 2007, 1:43 pm - IP Logged

            The elephant took Bush Jr.  away so the Bush family could celebrate with their new found son.

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