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Story: Once upon a time an LP member

Topic closed. 125 replies. Last post 9 years ago by tntea.

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lotterybraker's avatar - pyramid
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Posted: June 6, 2007, 8:19 am - IP Logged

I am not much into fish..I prefer the cow...

"Attention all Mathematicians: Check your degree at the door because when it comes to whole numbers you are the Amateur"

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    Posted: June 6, 2007, 8:31 am - IP Logged

    so I didn't eat the crayfish and went out for a huge steak dinner instead

    Good Luck!

    Stavros

     

      Pick3Place's avatar - DiscoBallGlowing
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      Posted: June 6, 2007, 8:37 am - IP Logged

      Next time he is going to cook the crawfish cause

      Jay at

      Pick 3 Place

      "May the numbers be with you"

      All posts and predictions are for

      entertainment purposes only.

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        Posted: June 6, 2007, 9:26 am - IP Logged

         ;he couldn't keep the crustaceans in his paws,

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          Posted: June 6, 2007, 9:31 am - IP Logged

          so he bit down hard on them to secure them in his mouth....

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            Posted: June 6, 2007, 9:32 am - IP Logged

            He was getting tired of the little buggers snapping at his toes.

            Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
            M.K. Gandhi

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              Posted: June 6, 2007, 9:35 am - IP Logged

              AAAAAAAAAnnnnd  pssssssykomo hhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrdd somewhere tttttthat

              ccrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaawfishhhhhhhhhh...........bbbbbbringggggggggsssssss gooooooood

              lllllllllluuuuuuuucccccccck $$$$$$$$$$$$$  ttttttttttoooooooooo  tttthhose ttttttthhhhhhhat

              eeeeeeeaaaat it...................AAAAAAAAand  psssykommmo  aaaaaaallllllllways lllllloooking

              ffffffooorrrrrrrr gggggoooooooood lllllllluckkkkk wiiiiiiiiithhhhh  Quick Tricks$$$$$$

               

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                Posted: June 6, 2007, 9:37 am - IP Logged

                 

                                                                               

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                  Posted: June 6, 2007, 10:22 am - IP Logged

                  But this crayfish was served with a fortune cookie inside, and it had lucky numbers on the fortune. They were....

                  Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                  Lep

                  There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                    Posted: June 6, 2007, 10:37 am - IP Logged

                    For psykomo, they were

                     

                    36-23-34  Wink

                     

                    But he looked closer and saw that as the disappearing ink faded, they were really

                    6 - 6 - 6

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                      Posted: June 6, 2007, 10:55 am - IP Logged

                      So psykomo play his IQ of 2 rather then 666...

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                        Posted: June 6, 2007, 11:50 am - IP Logged

                        so now he is totally confused and figues he needs some help..so he puts an emergency phone call into the Psychic Hotline and the lady with the Pink Hair and Crystal ball tells him he should play 555 everyday until he sees it somewhere..this is very good advice I might add...

                        "Attention all Mathematicians: Check your degree at the door because when it comes to whole numbers you are the Amateur"

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                          Posted: June 6, 2007, 12:56 pm - IP Logged

                          So he plays 555 online, all-states, until someone from the governmental "anti-online-gambling unit" show up at his door and seize his assets........

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                            Posted: June 6, 2007, 1:20 pm - IP Logged

                            and then he wins a monkey instead.......

                             

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                              Posted: June 6, 2007, 1:39 pm - IP Logged

                              and goes.......bananas!!!