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• pacattack05

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  Quote: Originally posted by pacattack05 on Jun 9, 2007

  Were they playing a fiddle? Without a license?

   

  Stop fiddling around....I don't belive in this crap. The Govt.s got you owned!...LOL And you don't even know it.

   

  Owned! 

  We are officially owned........LOL
• pacattack05

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  Yes, no strings attached!

  Good one Love!
• justxploring

  

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  But they were arrested for inciting a riot.   Must have been all the fiddles because they can promote violins in your behavior.    
• tntea

  

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  They were sentenced to a cat's a$$.  This cat had some mean looking claws.  They had to be quick to move...

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• LOTTOMIKE

  

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  this cat just won the lottery......

   

  

  
• MADDOG10

  

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  this cat just won the lottery......

   

  

  

  since the cat won the lotterywhile she was fiddlin around.. Mr. Bush thought it was high time he got to the botom of this once and for all.....

                                             

                        KARMA...Has no menu. You get served what you deserve
• stavros

  

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  But, the fleas got into his beard.....

  Good Luck!

  Stavros

   
• LOTTOMIKE

  

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  since the cat won the lotterywhile she was fiddlin around.. Mr. Bush thought it was high time he got to the botom of this once and for all.....

  LOL,

       and he did........

   

   

  

  
• MADDOG10

  

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  So, since he just got his arse burnt, he called on his loyal advisor and this is what he had to say:

                                             

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• tntea

  

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  he said, " I don't give a rat's a$$ about your problem, why would I give a cat's a$$ about this?"

  So Bush cried and called "Daddy" (As he usually does.)

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• jarasan

  

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  It is nice to know who your daddy is, and your mama for that matter.

  FJB
• tntea

  

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  Daddy Bush was beginning to wonder if Bush Jr. belong to him.  He was such an idiot to be part of the Bush blood.

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• justxploring

  

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  Daddy Bush was beginning to wonder if Bush Jr. belong to him.  He was such an idiot to be part of the Bush blood.

  Yes!  This story is really coming together.   The monkey found out George W. is his long lost half brother.   After all, he is a bush baby. 

  (Sorry, Mike will have to post a picture of one...I don't know how to upload pics)
• emilyg

  

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  when Daddy Bush discovered the monkey was his son - he was elated and cried - "finally, the son I always wanted."

  love to nibble those micey feet.

   

                               
• justxploring

  

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  when Daddy Bush discovered the monkey was his son - he was elated and cried - "finally, the son I always wanted."