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Story: Once upon a time an LP member

Topic closed. 125 replies. Last post 10 years ago by tntea.

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Posted: June 6, 2007, 2:12 pm - IP Logged

 But it turned out that the monkey knew how to predict numbers

  and

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    Posted: June 6, 2007, 2:16 pm - IP Logged

    and now he wants more monkeys,so they can work on pic 4, pic 5, mega millions..and powerball..

    "Attention all Mathematicians: Check your degree at the door because when it comes to whole numbers you are the Amateur"

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      Posted: June 6, 2007, 2:43 pm - IP Logged

      So he goes back to the drawing board to come up with a better system to win more monkeys....

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        Posted: June 6, 2007, 3:16 pm - IP Logged

        and a good nice vehicle to put them in........fuzzy dice included.

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          Posted: June 7, 2007, 12:21 am - IP Logged

          Moneky picking numbers = smart monkey

          smart car

          smart monkey + smart car = ....... 

          Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

          Lep

          There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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            Posted: June 7, 2007, 1:33 am - IP Logged

            ..........

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              Posted: June 7, 2007, 7:32 am - IP Logged

              ..........

              The monkey goes with him to buy the tickets and he falls in love with the lottery clerk.

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                Posted: June 7, 2007, 9:28 am - IP Logged

                    .... but the store clerk already had eyes for psyko-ko,

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                  this news saddens the monkey so he decides to bargain with psyko-ko for his intended love,he gave psyko-ko the pick 3 of the day,the pick4 and if he could get the clerk to kiss him he would give the lotto and the numbers are ,367  ,,,,3673,now psyko-ko is busy trying to get the clerks attention to the money because he has an agenda he wants to get rich more than he wants the clerk so he sure can use the monkey's help but the monkey leaves the store and .........

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                    Posted: June 7, 2007, 10:02 am - IP Logged

                    ...the monkey leaves the store and spots psyko-ko's car.  He jumps behind the wheel, but recoils when he spots an LP thong lying on the passenger seat...

                    Posted 4/6:  IL Pick 3 midday and evening until they hit:  555, 347 (str8).


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                      Posted: June 7, 2007, 10:29 am - IP Logged

                      LOTTOMIKE, Rick G, you guys are killing me!)

                      After seeing the thong, the monkey thinks  of something and says,  

                      "Hook me up with Linda Kollmeyer or NO NUMBERS FOR YOU!" 

                      Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                      Lep

                      There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                        Posted: June 7, 2007, 11:06 am - IP Logged

                        ...but the monkey looks closer and says, "That just might fit me"...

                        Posted 4/6:  IL Pick 3 midday and evening until they hit:  555, 347 (str8).


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                          Posted: June 7, 2007, 1:17 pm - IP Logged

                          the monkey put the thong over his head

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                            Posted: June 7, 2007, 1:24 pm - IP Logged

                            the monkey put the thong over his head

                            ...pulled it over himself and grinded his organ. 

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                              Posted: June 7, 2007, 1:29 pm - IP Logged

                              Then he decided he wanted to see the clerk with the thongs on.. he entered the store again

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