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Topic closed. 125 replies. Last post 11 years ago by tntea.

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justxploring's avatar - villiarna
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Posted: June 7, 2007, 1:34 pm - IP Logged

With tears in her eye, it all came back to her, and the clerk shouted with joy "Cheetah! It's really you!  It's me, Jane!"

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    Posted: June 7, 2007, 1:47 pm - IP Logged

    Just then, Tarzan tore through the front door with a scratch-off in his hand......

    US FlagGOOD LUCK EVERYONE

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      Posted: June 7, 2007, 1:49 pm - IP Logged

      and catches the monkey and Jane "making out....."

      Good Luck!

      Stavros

       

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        Posted: June 7, 2007, 1:53 pm - IP Logged

        With tears in her eye, it all came back to her, and the clerk shouted with joy "Cheetah! It's really you!  It's me, Jane!"

        The monkey remembered and asked her about Tarzan. She said, "We think he hit a jackpot, he's disappeared, stopped posting, and is believed to be somewhere in some kind of lotto winners protection program.

        The last thing anyone here ever remembers him talking about was cash vs annuity, remaining anonymous, and quick picks."

        Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

        Lep

        There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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          Posted: June 7, 2007, 2:29 pm - IP Logged

          Tarzan grabbed the monkey and headed out the door giving Jane the finger..

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            Posted: June 7, 2007, 2:50 pm - IP Logged

             He made this statement during his press conference at Lottery Headquarters.

              "I plan to pay off the mortgage on my vine and invest the rest wisely, so I don't run into financial problems in the future."

             

            He and Cheetah were last spotted happily swinging together somewhere along the Amazon. 


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              Posted: June 7, 2007, 6:00 pm - IP Logged

              Now he's beating his monkey like it owed him money.

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                Posted: June 7, 2007, 6:02 pm - IP Logged

                ...pulled it over himself and grinded his organ. 

                HA!

                Posted 4/6:  IL Pick 3 midday and evening until they hit:  555, 347 (str8).


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                  Posted: June 7, 2007, 6:03 pm - IP Logged

                  But all the lotto players were very, very upset at the thought of losing this number predicting monkey.

                  Other monkeys started appearing,  promoting themselves as "Steve Player Cheetah" and "Gail Howard Cheetah", but it became obvious that their 'systems'  had originated in nothing more than a simian think tank somewhere.

                  Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                  Lep

                  There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                    Posted: June 7, 2007, 6:14 pm - IP Logged

                    ...including this millionaire.his name is monkey hughes.he is very eccentric.he only wears green on thursdays and fasts on fridays.he does all his laundry at 4:00 on saturday unless its the third week of the month which is considered bad luck so he must count to 100 backward while eating five peanut butter sandwiches.


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                      Posted: June 7, 2007, 6:33 pm - IP Logged

                      ...including this millionaire.his name is monkey hughes.he is very eccentric.he only wears green on thursdays and fasts on fridays.he does all his laundry at 4:00 on saturday unless its the third week of the month which is considered bad luck so he must count to 100 backward while eating five peanut butter sandwiches.

                      But he forgot the 6 Rhesus peanut butter cups.

                      He's eccentric alright, and he's a swinger to boot. It's just a hairy situation if you ask me. Drinking and Swinging from one bar to another, and meeting other mates. That kind of behavior can put him behind bars...LOL

                      I tell ya...It's a zoo out there.

                      Look at Italy Ritz...I mean Paris Hilton...

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                        Posted: June 7, 2007, 6:46 pm - IP Logged

                        yep like paris hilton and a zoo and a......

                         

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                          Posted: June 7, 2007, 6:46 pm - IP Logged

                          His magic code?  He only uses primate numbers! 

                           

                          OMG!  I just scrolled up....Mike, that's hysterical!!  LMAO.


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                            Posted: June 7, 2007, 6:51 pm - IP Logged

                            yep like paris hilton and a zoo and a......

                             

                            Justxploring, funny.

                            Mike....WOW! You must have some serious software...LOL.


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                              Posted: June 7, 2007, 6:52 pm - IP Logged

                              His magic code?  He only uses primate numbers! 

                               

                              OMG!  I just scrolled up....Mike, that's hysterical!!  LMAO.

                              But remember...any monkey can pick 3 numbers....