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• tntea

  

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  Oh my goodness, this looks like an assistant I had for a few years..

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• tntea

  

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  Tarzan and the monkey got on a plane and flew to.....

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  Zeta Reticuli Star System
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  Tarzan and the monkey got on a plane and flew to.....

  Delaware, a now anonymous state. But the monkey told Tarzan Delaware isn't really a state, it's a corporation, and neither one of them was named Du Pont. 

  Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any. So many systems, so many theories, so few jackpot winners. 

  

  There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.
• jarasan

  

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  Arkansas to look for Jane.

  

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• pacattack05

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  Tarzan and the monkey got on a plane and flew to.....

  Tarzana, California.

  Where they.....

  
• jarasan

  

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  But Jane had a girlfriend.

  

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• LOTTOMIKE

  

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• LOTTOMIKE

  

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  it was time for a facelift after all..........

   

  

  
• tntea

  

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  They found Jane riding an elephant up the highway

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  Then the number-picking monkey, knowing that elephants were good luck, but leery of Tarzan and Jane hooking up again...
  

  Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any. So many systems, so many theories, so few jackpot winners. 

  

  There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.
• justxploring

  

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  Went to a psychiatrist and asked what was wrong with him.  After all, he was jealous of an elephant.  So the doctor told him he had peanuts envy!
• lotterybraker

  

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  but the monkey misunderstood what the psychiatrist said...and became depressed...

  "Attention all Mathematicians: Check your degree at the door because when it comes to whole numbers you are the Amateur"
• LOTTOMIKE

  

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  very depressed......

   

  

  
• LOTTOMIKE

  

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  but he solved his problems....

  
• LOTTOMIKE

  

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  then had a smoke afterwards.....