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Topic closed. 125 replies. Last post 9 years ago by tntea.

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Posted: June 7, 2007, 10:16 pm - IP Logged

monkey

Oh my goodness, this looks like an assistant I had for a few years..

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    Tarzan and the monkey got on a plane and flew to.....

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      Tarzan and the monkey got on a plane and flew to.....

      Delaware, a now anonymous state. But the monkey told Tarzan Delaware isn't really a state, it's a corporation, and neither one of them was named Du Pont. 

      Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

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      There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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        Posted: June 7, 2007, 11:17 pm - IP Logged

        Arkansas to look for Jane.


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          Tarzan and the monkey got on a plane and flew to.....

          Tarzana, California.

          Where they.....

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            Posted: June 7, 2007, 11:28 pm - IP Logged

            But Jane had a girlfriend.

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                it was time for a facelift after all..........

                 

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                  Posted: June 8, 2007, 10:04 am - IP Logged

                  They found Jane riding an elephant up the highway

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                    Then the number-picking monkey, knowing that elephants were good luck, but leery of Tarzan and Jane hooking up again...

                    Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                    Lep

                    There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                      Went to a psychiatrist and asked what was wrong with him.  After all, he was jealous of an elephant.  So the doctor told him he had peanuts envy!

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                        but the monkey misunderstood what the psychiatrist said...and became depressed...

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                          very depressed......

                           

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                            Posted: June 8, 2007, 8:42 pm - IP Logged

                            but he solved his problems....

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                              Posted: June 8, 2007, 8:44 pm - IP Logged

                              then had a smoke afterwards.....