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TLC's The Lottery Changed My Life

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Posted: April 18, 2015, 10:23 am - IP Logged

I like the Slot Guru " pull your pants up say yes ma'am & yes sir " Thumbs Up

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    Watching Leroy and I have to say I don't think God made two people stupider than this. I love it when the son says he's the financial advisor and then says the tv was a great investment. That not even Tom Cruise has a tv like that. Did he really think those cheap knives were actually going to appreciate in value? Did he really think that at 31 he could retire just because his dad took home $1 million? And through all their ridiculous purchases had the gall to keep collecting food stamps. Sorry, but of all the episodes I've ever watched, those two irk me the most. That son needs to be chemically castrated so we can keep his DNA out of the gene pool.

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      Posted: April 18, 2015, 10:40 am - IP Logged

      Watching Leroy and I have to say I don't think God made two people stupider than this. I love it when the son says he's the financial advisor and then says the tv was a great investment. That not even Tom Cruise has a tv like that. Did he really think those cheap knives were actually going to appreciate in value? Did he really think that at 31 he could retire just because his dad took home $1 million? And through all their ridiculous purchases had the gall to keep collecting food stamps. Sorry, but of all the episodes I've ever watched, those two irk me the most. That son needs to be chemically castrated so we can keep his DNA out of the gene pool.

      I needed this laugh. You wrapped it up quite neatly. Don't forget that the toilet from the first house is now a family heirloom.

      "Everything works  ONCE!"

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        Posted: April 18, 2015, 12:35 pm - IP Logged

        Watching Leroy and I have to say I don't think God made two people stupider than this. I love it when the son says he's the financial advisor and then says the tv was a great investment. That not even Tom Cruise has a tv like that. Did he really think those cheap knives were actually going to appreciate in value? Did he really think that at 31 he could retire just because his dad took home $1 million? And through all their ridiculous purchases had the gall to keep collecting food stamps. Sorry, but of all the episodes I've ever watched, those two irk me the most. That son needs to be chemically castrated so we can keep his DNA out of the gene pool.

        Oh too funny......Teddi you have a way with words lol.

        Unfortunately true.

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          I needed this laugh. You wrapped it up quite neatly. Don't forget that the toilet from the first house is now a family heirloom.

          Omg i forgot the toilet.......hahahaha.

          Watching the first episode right now... ..

          Think I will go have a root canal when the Fick's are on, it is excruciating to watch.

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            Posted: April 18, 2015, 5:09 pm - IP Logged

            I needed this laugh. You wrapped it up quite neatly. Don't forget that the toilet from the first house is now a family heirloom.

            The worst thing is I don't think the toilet came in first in the cringe-factor moments in that episode. There were so many to choose from. And I still don't get how the $45 knife "investment" took precedence over him getting his teeth fixed. How does he have a mouth full of gum at 31? Jeff Foxworthy needs to put this in a redneck song and be done with it. But then that moron son might take it as a compliment. "Tom Cruise doesn't have a song written about him, Pa."

            Oh to be a fly on the wall when the producers put this episode together.

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              Posted: April 18, 2015, 5:11 pm - IP Logged

              Watching Leroy and I have to say I don't think God made two people stupider than this. I love it when the son says he's the financial advisor and then says the tv was a great investment. That not even Tom Cruise has a tv like that. Did he really think those cheap knives were actually going to appreciate in value? Did he really think that at 31 he could retire just because his dad took home $1 million? And through all their ridiculous purchases had the gall to keep collecting food stamps. Sorry, but of all the episodes I've ever watched, those two irk me the most. That son needs to be chemically castrated so we can keep his DNA out of the gene pool.

              Right Teddi. HOWEVER should you win the jackpot, l can see you bumping into Leroy and him " giving you advice"  on how to handle your new found Wealth while you Politely Nod your head  and say " Aha, right- how did things turn out for you by the way Leroy?"

              People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it- George Bernard Shaw.

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                Posted: April 19, 2015, 11:10 am - IP Logged

                Right Teddi. HOWEVER should you win the jackpot, l can see you bumping into Leroy and him " giving you advice"  on how to handle your new found Wealth while you Politely Nod your head  and say " Aha, right- how did things turn out for you by the way Leroy?"

                Absolutely not. There are some people who common courtesy would be wasted on. They wouldn't understand subtlety and even mild condescension would go right over their heads. They need to be told they're morons. Because I don't think they are aware.

                Besides, I can just see TMZ posting an abbreviated clip of me nodding at them and it going viral that I agree with those idiots' POV.

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                  Absolutely not. There are some people who common courtesy would be wasted on. They wouldn't understand subtlety and even mild condescension would go right over their heads. They need to be told they're morons. Because I don't think they are aware.

                  Besides, I can just see TMZ posting an abbreviated clip of me nodding at them and it going viral that I agree with those idiots' POV.

                  Besides, I can just see TMZ posting an abbreviated clip of me nodding at them and it going viral that I agree with those idiots' POV." Green laugh

                  People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it- George Bernard Shaw.

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                    Leroy and Jeff Fick appeared in the "MOST ELIGIBLE MILLIONAIRE" episode. That son of his is going to blow a big hole through that wad of cash, if he hasn't already.

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                      Leroy and Jeff Fick appeared in the "MOST ELIGIBLE MILLIONAIRE" episode. That son of his is going to blow a big hole through that wad of cash, if he hasn't already.

                      You're right!

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                        The worst thing is I don't think the toilet came in first in the cringe-factor moments in that episode. There were so many to choose from. And I still don't get how the $45 knife "investment" took precedence over him getting his teeth fixed. How does he have a mouth full of gum at 31? Jeff Foxworthy needs to put this in a redneck song and be done with it. But then that moron son might take it as a compliment. "Tom Cruise doesn't have a song written about him, Pa."

                        Oh to be a fly on the wall when the producers put this episode together.

                        If you ever the hit big one, have your tax attorney whisper, "Fick Fick Fick" in your right ear. Similar to what they did in Roman history when a general returned from battle victorious. This should definitely be enough to keep any one focused and grounded in the decision making process once those dollars hit the account! Jester

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                            The Victorious General returning to Rome would be accompanied by his slave who would whisper,"You are mortal" in his ear.  This kept his head from expanding with all kinds of emotions.

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                            Posted: April 24, 2015, 10:13 pm - IP Logged

                            If you ever the hit big one, have your tax attorney whisper, "Fick Fick Fick" in your right ear. Similar to what they did in Roman history when a general returned from battle victorious. This should definitely be enough to keep any one focused and grounded in the decision making process once those dollars hit the account! Jester

                            I bow to you. That has got to be the best (and funniest) advice I have ever received on LP!!!

                            I wonder if there's a way to find an app to do that. Payng a lawyer to follow me around might get pricey.

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                              Posted: April 27, 2015, 3:36 pm - IP Logged

                              Has Richard Lustig appeared on the show?