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July 22,1933: American aviator _________ completes the first solo flight around the world after traveling for _ days, _ hours.

While it can be seen, never is it heard
It brings in business with a single word.
There are twelve of them in the skies above
There is a language that can show you love.
It may be formal, often done by hand
It can make you stop just with one command.
It may show open if that side exposed
You will turn away should you see it closed.

Teacher: ” George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ? ”

One Student: ” Because George still had the axe in his hand. “

July 19, 19--: ________ becomes the first airline to begin showing regularly schedule in-flight movies.

I'm tall when I'm young and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed , lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

July 16, 19--: The United States explodes its first experimental _________ bomb in ________, N.M.

What you add in oil to make it boil ?

The wife wanted to try a bit of role reversal in the bedroom.

I hated it though, I just sat there half the night with my arms folded while she was down at the pub.

July 12, 18--: President ____________ sign a bill authorizing the Medal of Honor.

I have one, you have one.
If you remove the first letter, a bit remains.
If you remove the second, bit still remains.
After much trying, you might be able to remove the third one also, but it remains.
It dies hard !

When asked by a young patrol officer, "Do you know you were speeding?" The 83-year-old woman talked herself out of a ticket by stating, "Yes, but I had to get there before I forgot where I was going."

July 9, 17--: The Declaration of Independence is read aloud to Gen. George Washington's troops in ________.

Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation.

B: Yes, of course.

A: Great. I never could before.