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February 3, 2016, 11:34 amChickens Day

Which day of the week do chickens hate most?

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January 30, 2016, 11:37 amQuestion & Answer

Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you'll rise and shine! Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
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January 27, 2016, 10:58 amWhat Am I ?

I have no eyes no legs or ears and I help move the earth. What am I?

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January 23, 2016, 11:51 amPeople that..

"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."

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January 17, 2016, 11:12 amWhat is it?

Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?

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January 13, 2016, 12:23 pmA Teacher..

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

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January 12, 2016, 12:01 pmWhat Do..

What do you fill with empty hands?

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January 10, 2016, 11:47 amThe Rabbit and The Blonde


A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong. "I feel terrible," ! he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."

The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says:

"Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."

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January 7, 2016, 10:33 amWhat Do..

What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?

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January 6, 2016, 12:19 pmClose Shave

A man goes for a shave at the barber. As he sits down in the chair, the barber comes over and pulls a small wooden ball out of his apron. “What’s this?”, asked the man curiously. The barber instructs him to put it in his mouth and to put it in his cheeks as he’s shaved. “It will be the closest shave you’ve ever had!” exclaimed the barber.

The shave is going very smoothly and sure enough the man receives the smoothest, closest shave he ever dreamed of. All of a sudden, the man gags a little and swallows the ball accidentally. Horrified he asks, “Now what!?” “No worries”said the barber “bring it back tomorrow like everyone else!”

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January 4, 2016, 11:07 amWhat Does..

What does this mean? . . . . . . . .

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December 28, 2015, 9:06 amMore Birthdays

Birthdays are good for your health - Studies have shown if you have more birthdays, you live longer.

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December 21, 2015, 9:56 amHow Does Santa..

How does Santa remember which chimneys he’s been down?

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December 15, 2015, 11:21 amFind Three..

Find three positive whole numbers that have the same answer added together or when multiplied together.

Think ?

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December 14, 2015, 10:04 amThe Doctor's Assistant

A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.

“Seamus, I am going hunting tomorrow. I don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients.”

“Yes, sir!” – answers Seamus.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: “So, Seamus, how was your day?”

Seamus told him that he took care of three patients.

“The first one had a headache so I gave him Tylenol.”

“Bravo, and the second one?” – asks the doctor.

“The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Malox, sir.” – says Seamus.

“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” – asks the doctor.

“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a woman entered. Like a flame, she undressed herself, taking off everything including her bra, her panties and lied down on the table. She spread her legs and shouted: “HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!”

“Thunderin’ Lard Jayzus, Seamus, what did ye do?” – asks the doctor.

“I put drops in her eyes.” !!!!!

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