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Yeah...Especially if all of the half a million people that showed up to see woodstock were all koreans.

A lot of people who haven't spent much time in the Far East might have thought they were, PAC.  But they weren't.

They were all agent provacateurs from the lotteries brought in from China.

A pre-emptive strike.  The lotteries didn't exist yet, but they knew they might someday, and they knew Woodstock was the sort of place fledgling systems players of the future might gather.

I wasn't there, but the stories I've heard about those Chinese agent provacateurs and aliens having wild times with one another are enough to discourage any right-minded Amercan who only believes in sex between members of the same planet.

J

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    The Aliens populated this planet with our species a long, long time ago. A species not too different from the Aliens themselves; as detailed by the descriptions of those who have had Alien encounters. With minimal intervention, they are watching to see how our culture has evolved. We are nothing but a big Ant Farm or a real life simulation like the computer game, “The Sims”.

    These Aliens have watched as we improved our technology from stone tools and fire to computers. They have watched as we have divided ourselves into countries, evolved languages, cultures, and chosen different political systems. They have watched us fight, squabble, and conduct warfare. They have also watched how our religions have evolved to modern day. Maybe they created “God” and Jesus Christ and sat back and watched how their creations 2000 years ago have influenced our politics, wars, families, holidays, and beliefs today. Maybe they are laughing at us.

    Is this theory really that far fetched? Am I going to wake up tomorrow with a sore ass? Am I going to be probed? I have always been blessed with an overactive brain, but I am also damned because I spend my waking hours developing these theories.

    The Aliens helped build the Pyramids and Stone Hedge because there was no other way our technology could have built those structures. Why did they build these? I have no idea. I am sure they want to see how we evolved, but sometimes they feel the need to spice it up a bit. They added Jesus and the theory of “God”.

    Do the Aliens think we are doing a good job? They don’t care. We are simply an experiment in the evolution of semi-intelligent life. Hell, we all might be actors in the largest reality show ever produced. It is shown 24 hours a day on ATN (Alien Television Network).

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      yep.just imagine we are being watched on the alien television network.hell those critters know that bin laden is in some cave north of tora tora and they are sitting there laughing and wondering how we can't even get to the man.we found saddam in his little cubbyhole and i'm pretty sure they split milk and crackers over that ordeal.you see we are just a game to them.a pawn in a little thing called world.they watch us eat, and breathe with a fascination that borders on the heinous.i'm not saying they don't know everything we are thinking because i don't know.but i bet you they have all our thoughts telegraphed.they just know right now that i had an urge for five bucks worth a gas a big gulp and those little strawberry duplex crackers.thank you world but i think i am ready for my afternoon nap....

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        yep.just imagine we are being watched on the alien television network.hell those critters know that bin laden is in some cave north of tora tora and they are sitting there laughing and wondering how we can't even get to the man.we found saddam in his little cubbyhole and i'm pretty sure they split milk and crackers over that ordeal.you see we are just a game to them.a pawn in a little thing called world.they watch us eat, and breathe with a fascination that borders on the heinous.i'm not saying they don't know everything we are thinking because i don't know.but i bet you they have all our thoughts telegraphed.they just know right now that i had an urge for five bucks worth a gas a big gulp and those little strawberry duplex crackers.thank you world but i think i am ready for my afternoon nap....

        Actually, Mike, they're watching us through red light cameras, mainly.

        The reason they're watching us through red light cameras is that the whole reason the human race was seeded here and developed was to provide the data for a doctoral dissertation of a wealthy being named XXphdcandidatexxallbutdissertationxx from a planet named Climax, near the star, Shedar. 

        XXphdcandidatexxallbutdissertationxx believed and asserted that 27 percent of all intelligent beings, during the mobile traffic stage of development of civilizations, pick their noses at red lights.  The Climaxians had already passed through that stage, so he needed a plant full of guinney pigs to support his thesis.

        If you don't believe me, here are the celestial coordinates for Shedar:

        SCHEDAR    147 23.3  N56 34.1  +52 58.9  312.5  |  -0.7  0.0  0.0  -0.7

        Go outside tonight and take a look for yourself.

        But do not play those numbers. 

        People who play the numbers of the celestial coordinates of Shedar are paid a visit by the men in black and watched from black helicopters.

        J

         

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          Pac, I've always felt we're on someone's petri dish seeing what exactly we'll grow into or destroy ourselves for the umptieth time. 

          I read (but have lost the link) that the Chinese say humankind has lived through several civilizations and extinctions, this being just one of them. 

          Have also read in other articles saying this time around we're collectively going through spiritual growth (ascention) all over the planet in lieu of extinction this time .... even though it doesn't appear so from where we're standing. 

          Good luck to everyone!

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            i picked my nose at the red light yesterday and felt like someone or something was watching.your right amigo there are forces at work....

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              Who is Ripp Snorter?????????????????

              Does any one know this wirdo personally?

              Does any one know his home address?

              Does anyone know what he does for a living?

              If Any Knows His Home Address, P.M. it to me.

              I Will Travel To New Mexico And Meet This Schizo Personally.

              I Might Cure Him Of His Ills.

              What does he do for a living?---earning a G.I. pension>

              He Should Be In Iraq.

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                Who is Ripp Snorter?????????????????

                Does any one know this wirdo personally?

                Does any one know his home address?

                Does anyone know what he does for a living?

                If Any Knows His Home Address, P.M. it to me.

                I Will Travel To New Mexico And Meet This Schizo Personally.

                I Might Cure Him Of His Ills.

                What does he do for a living?---earning a G.I. pension>

                He Should Be In Iraq.

                By golly winner.  I had you blocked but something told me I ought to read your post.

                My name is Jack Purcell.

                The UTM coordinates for my front porch are:

                13 370 732 E

                39 07 862 N

                The name of the village is Placitas.

                You just come right on down.

                Absorb the good, ignore the bad, weigh the ugly.

                It's about number behavior.

                Egos don't count.

                 

                Dedicated to the memory of Big Loooser

                 

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                  I knew a Gus Purcell here in Charlotte. Was a wise man. You guys must be related!

                  Give 'em hell Jack!

                  The North Carolina Education Lottery - so much a joke that here are their mascots:

                  Stooges


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                    I personally believe there were a couple of aliens who's spaceship broke, trapped on this planet a long time ago, with extraordinary powers. While they were waiting for help to arrive, they decided to kill some time by playing God and devil. One would be God and the other the devil.

                    They performed miracles, and built structures in the meantime, and everyone was awed.

                    Then their help arrived, and now we have a mess on our hands.

                    As far as winner 1313 goes, he's also waiting for help, but a visit from the Kook doctor is just way too expensive for him.

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                      packattack05

                      The aliens originally came here on a mission similar to that KLATUU BARADA NIKTO but then got diverrted by pizza, beer, earth babes AND THE LOTTERY and it's been like that ever since!


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                        packattack05

                        The aliens originally came here on a mission similar to that KLATUU BARADA NIKTO but then got diverrted by pizza, beer, earth babes AND THE LOTTERY and it's been like that ever since!

                         KLATUU BARADA NIKTO

                        Yes....Bravo.....Good One......The secret code for enabling the Robot. Loved that movie.

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                          We are the aliens

                          Thud

                          WHATT

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                            Yes NodYou guys are joking about aliens but it seemed impossible for the ancient culture of Nazca to achieve this without the help of aviation.  I've often heard the experts jokingly say they were made by aliens or giants.

                             

                            Visible only from the air, they would have been impossible to create without elevation,
                            yet no known native culture ever possessed the science of flight, to appreciate this high art.

                            Take a peep at the other ones - scroll down the page.  These are aerial views.

                            http://dudeman.net/siriusly/ac/naz.shtml

                             

                             

                             

                             

                             

                             

                             

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                              pretty cool views.another thing thats strange is those designs in the wheatfield that were in a pattern.sort of like the mel gibson movie "signs".those have to be a work of aliens or a higher intelligence.