Welcome Guest
Log In | Register )
You last visited December 5, 2016, 7:43 pm
All times shown are
Eastern Time (GMT-5:00)

I Almost Won 30 Million Ten or So Years Ago

Topic closed. 137 replies. Last post 5 years ago by rcbbuckeye.

Page 4 of 10
51
PrintE-mailLink
tiggs95's avatar - Lottery-036.jpg

United States
Member #47420
November 4, 2006
3930 Posts
Offline
Posted: November 8, 2011, 8:53 pm - IP Logged

Awww Rdgr are you trying to imply, well actually outright say that I am a whale of a woman?????? Haha why you funny guy, now I have heard that men with TWS Teenie Weenie Syndrome do believe all women online are either huge, fat ladies; or  hairy butt cheeked men, so I can forgive you, I truly am so sorry about your obviously severe case of TWS and I would bet you also have FBD Furry Butt Disorder. No need to feel ashamed I hear online many men have these diseases.

But seriously anytime you want to meet face to face to see my "girth" I am there!!! I wonder would you have the tennis balls to say these insults to my face??? And gee I wonder what your body looks like, since you are so quick to accuse me of being morbidly obese, hmmmmm. Eek

But alas Rdgr I need to bid a doo doo, errr I mean adieu to you , I want to go play Word Up. I need stimulation and well you just ain't cutting it, that's not to say you don't cut something, unfortunately it's the cheese!Rudolph<< I heard you are the reason Rudolf's nose is so red, shame on you!  So good night and please one word of advice: Gas-X, well actually three words Gas-X Extra Styrength.

Wish me luck I am hoping to get past level 24 on Word Up.

Please cut your post down there like reading a book..This is some good advice from tiggs..your welcome...

                                                          Pure luck

    jarasan's avatar - new patrick.gif
    Harbinger
    D.C./MD.
    United States
    Member #44103
    July 30, 2006
    5583 Posts
    Offline
    Posted: November 8, 2011, 9:02 pm - IP Logged

    eaglepuss

      dr65's avatar - black panther.jpg
      Pennsylvania
      United States
      Member #74096
      May 2, 2009
      22883 Posts
      Offline
      Posted: November 8, 2011, 9:07 pm - IP Logged

       "...we met at a beach while I was clad in a bikini..."

      Are you sure he wasn't from Greenpeace, to estimate how many men it would take to push you back into the ocean? 

      Eek ROFLMAO!!!! and earlier too when I read about the eruptions...I don't think wantonwannawin has to win

      a jackpot. All she has to do is write a book using those new terms for the English language she dreamed

      up. I'm sure there are more..so far we have urined off and eruption.

      I was just wondering if you had any problem controlling Mount Stromboli there rdgrnr..with the tart factor

      going on and all...it sounds like people just erupt all over the place without even seeing someone face to face

      according to wannawin. Roll Eyes

        rdgrnr's avatar - walt
        Way back up in them dadgum hills, son!
        United States
        Member #73904
        April 28, 2009
        14903 Posts
        Offline
        Posted: November 8, 2011, 9:23 pm - IP Logged

        Awww Rdgr are you trying to imply, well actually outright say that I am a whale of a woman?????? Haha why you funny guy, now I have heard that men with TWS Teenie Weenie Syndrome do believe all women online are either huge, fat ladies; or  hairy butt cheeked men, so I can forgive you, I truly am so sorry about your obviously severe case of TWS and I would bet you also have FBD Furry Butt Disorder. No need to feel ashamed I hear online many men have these diseases.

        But seriously anytime you want to meet face to face to see my "girth" I am there!!! I wonder would you have the tennis balls to say these insults to my face??? And gee I wonder what your body looks like, since you are so quick to accuse me of being morbidly obese, hmmmmm. Eek

        But alas Rdgr I need to bid a doo doo, errr I mean adieu to you , I want to go play Word Up. I need stimulation and well you just ain't cutting it, that's not to say you don't cut something, unfortunately it's the cheese!Rudolph<< I heard you are the reason Rudolf's nose is so red, shame on you!  So good night and please one word of advice: Gas-X, well actually three words Gas-X Extra Styrength.

        Wish me luck I am hoping to get past level 24 on Word Up.

        "I wonder would you have the tennis balls to say these insults to my face??? "

        I knew it - Big as a HOUSE. I'm picturing Chris Farley as the school lunchroom lady (Sloppy Joe, Sloppy, Sloppy Joe!)

         

        Hopefully, being able to spell isn't necessary on Word Up.


                                                     
                             
                                                 

         

         

         

         

                                                                                                           

        "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                    --Edmund Burke

         

         

          Piaceri's avatar - sarsony1
          Republic of Texas
          United States
          Member #57557
          January 9, 2008
          1095 Posts
          Offline
          Posted: November 8, 2011, 10:07 pm - IP Logged

          Shifty

           

          Ponder

           

          Skeptical

          face

          singlewinnersinglewinnersinglewinner   

            Iwannawinbig's avatar - Lottery-059.jpg
            New Member
            Commack, NY
            United States
            Member #118773
            November 7, 2011
            74 Posts
            Offline
            Posted: November 9, 2011, 7:44 am - IP Logged

            I just threw up my taco dinner all over my keyboard.

            Somehow, a website about the lottery just got turned into a true confessions website.

            Time for Todd to come to the rescue.

            Ugh you and the others who have been rude to me have no sense of humor, seem quite disappointed in your lives and wow you all share the same mindset and personalites (yech! in my opinion that is a great tragedy). You must live mighty lousy lives to act like you do toward strangers. And I bet people out in the offline world are not nice to all of you, nor attracted to any of you and I bet you don't even win much in the lottery..I play the lottery and meet other lottery players and they are nothing like you pinched butt people here who have chosen to come to my post to vent your frustration on me. The lottery players I meet are by and large fun loving and actually quite pleasant and friendly, so many when I buy my tickets will smile and tell me good luck, you all could learn a lot from them.

            And uhhh my story was about the lottery and I infused humor in it, something you and other frustrated people on here would not understand as that you are dour, sour souls totally lacking any sense of frivolous fun and joking around. I just thank God I am not any of you and I do not encounter people like any of you in the world out there ( a place I susopect many of you hide from as evidenced by your total lack of socialization skills). But you know I thank God for all of you too because seriously you ( and other jackasses I have encountered here and there online, make me LOVE the many, many people I know and strangers who come to me in my offline life, they are all just so awesome. So see I need boobs like you guys so I will never take for granted just how cool, kind and fun and NORMAL people are that I know and meet, so thank you, you are doing a good deed by behaving in such a bad manner.

            Todd has a cool, unique site here, too bad there are rude mean people hanging around on it. Toio bad you guys want to urinate on people's parades, it speasks volumes about you guys so keep it up and let others see how you are true social misfits who attack people who simply write  posts that insult no one.

            If you're mean and angry go away, I am here just to play.Banana

              Iwannawinbig's avatar - Lottery-059.jpg
              New Member
              Commack, NY
              United States
              Member #118773
              November 7, 2011
              74 Posts
              Offline
              Posted: November 9, 2011, 7:51 am - IP Logged

              Please cut your post down there like reading a book..This is some good advice from tiggs..your welcome...

              Oh pardon me and forgive me Tiggs I had no idea reading posts and responses that contain more than two sentences makes people's brains go Oweee. I happen to love reading books, medical journals and yes posts online and I assumed everyone else did as well.   Tiggs please if you take just one thing away from my writing on here,  it is "Reading is FUNdamental. You're welcome as well.

              If you're mean and angry go away, I am here just to play.Banana

                taiwanlottery's avatar - bonesonfire
                Taichung
                Taiwan
                Member #114116
                July 24, 2011
                2384 Posts
                Offline
                Posted: November 9, 2011, 8:00 am - IP Logged

                I almost won a $6.50 fifteen years ago.

                LMAO

                Im sorry, this really made me laugh so i had to post. No offence to the OP.

                  Iwannawinbig's avatar - Lottery-059.jpg
                  New Member
                  Commack, NY
                  United States
                  Member #118773
                  November 7, 2011
                  74 Posts
                  Offline
                  Posted: November 9, 2011, 8:25 am - IP Logged

                  "I wonder would you have the tennis balls to say these insults to my face??? "

                  I knew it - Big as a HOUSE. I'm picturing Chris Farley as the school lunchroom lady (Sloppy Joe, Sloppy, Sloppy Joe!)

                   

                  Hopefully, being able to spell isn't necessary on Word Up.

                  Haha okay yep you have spilled the beans rdgr well after you ate quite a few PU, but yes I am a big gal, you know more cushion for the pushin'.

                  And rdgr please I think you can be honest on here, just admit to everyone that you are not only a Fat Fanatic aka Chubby Chaser,  but you are the President and founding member of FGWLFG ( Fat Guys Who Love Fat Gals), but rdgr it's time we let everyone know that you and I have been a hot item for months... we can make our public announcement on here too, that's right, yes everyone Rdgr and I are getting married soon. He took me on a hot air balloon ride, but unfortunately between my size and his size we never got off the ground, but he got down on one knee ( unfortunately he could not get back up without the aid of a backhoe, but that is besides the point), he proposed to me telling me he loved how soft and squishy I was and that I made him get all soft and squishy, I told him Viagra might help..... Yes everyone Rdgr is a big boy too and let me tell you I love every roll of fabuloius fat he has ( though it was disturbing to find part of a tuna sandwich sequestered between his rolls, he explained he was saving it for a midnight snack, tell me he is not a genius who knows exactly how to use his body to his best advantage!! And if any on here want to buy us wedding gifts we need a cement bed and Rgdr needs an, uhh let me see how do I put this... okay he needs something to correct his TWS, you know some surgical procedure to uhh make him uhhh well not be uhh ummm less than a man, plus it is very tiresome for me trying to find it under his belly shelf overhang, mind you it's well worth the hunt, yes ladies Rgdr is a love machine, he just needs some oiling and tune ups every so often, but after that he's good to go, woooo woooo, but the poor guy has to practically stand on his head to reveal his I like to call it, his wee wee squirter and we fear all that passing out he does while on his head is not good.

                  Ohh and I adore the great, late Chris Farley what a sad guy he was, but so incredibly gifted in comedy. Too bad he was unable to find true love here on this Earth, he deserved it, but as sweet as he was I have no doubt he is in Heaven feeling more love than he could had ever imagined.

                  And uhh yes Word Up does entail a certain knowledge of spelling, and ahh another swipe at me rdgr you big flirt you!

                  If you're mean and angry go away, I am here just to play.Banana

                    Iwannawinbig's avatar - Lottery-059.jpg
                    New Member
                    Commack, NY
                    United States
                    Member #118773
                    November 7, 2011
                    74 Posts
                    Offline
                    Posted: November 9, 2011, 8:32 am - IP Logged

                    LMAO

                    Im sorry, this really made me laugh so i had to post. No offence to the OP.

                    Oh I take no offense at all, I thought it was very funny too and responded that I did.

                    If you're mean and angry go away, I am here just to play.Banana

                      Iwannawinbig's avatar - Lottery-059.jpg
                      New Member
                      Commack, NY
                      United States
                      Member #118773
                      November 7, 2011
                      74 Posts
                      Offline
                      Posted: November 9, 2011, 8:55 am - IP Logged

                      Eek ROFLMAO!!!! and earlier too when I read about the eruptions...I don't think wantonwannawin has to win

                      a jackpot. All she has to do is write a book using those new terms for the English language she dreamed

                      up. I'm sure there are more..so far we have urined off and eruption.

                      I was just wondering if you had any problem controlling Mount Stromboli there rdgrnr..with the tart factor

                      going on and all...it sounds like people just erupt all over the place without even seeing someone face to face

                      according to wannawin. Roll Eyes

                      Oh I see you have a crush too on rdgr, leave him alone.... HE'S MINE ALL MINE!!!!

                      And actually Dr65 I  have written quite a bit of erotica online and men, as well as women, have told me they really liked and got off on my fantasies and true stories, though my true stories are not as out there, but I am not complaining I have luckily been with very sexxxxxy men who know a lot about women and how to excite and we seem to be on the same sensual wavelength!!! But uhh yes people definitely like my erotica, one guy offered to pay me to write stories about him and me, I declined. And uh oh this will kill ya, as that I doubt you have this effect on the opposite sex, but uhh guys I have dated who when running into them years after we broke up let me know that uhh a part of their body was quite patriotic, you know stood up and saluted, when they saw me again; now do you make women, let's see, uhh, moist when they see you, I bet you do, well after you throw a bucket of water  on them , after the roofies you slipped in  their drinks took effect.  Ohh and pssst women get moist just looking at guys they are attracted to too, did you know that?? Even just hearing their voice on the phone can do it, hell even just thinking of them, but you would not know about that, wood , ooops sorry would you????

                      Ohh and I have found men who disparage women who love sex and are quite comfortable with their sexuality and open about sex are often men who are lousy in bed, haven't a clue about the female anatomy and cannot even get hot women, nope, they can only get just the frumpy, cold fish, unaffectionate women who hate sex. Bwaaaahaha tell me that is not sweet poetic justice, HAHAHAHA!!!  But see there is a match for everyone in this life. I'll take my matches in men and my attitude about sex over your uptight attitude any day and pssst sex is good, it is a gift from God!!!! But you know now I understand all the anger on here, it all makes sense. Poor, frustrated babies, awwww.

                      If you're mean and angry go away, I am here just to play.Banana

                        Iwannawinbig's avatar - Lottery-059.jpg
                        New Member
                        Commack, NY
                        United States
                        Member #118773
                        November 7, 2011
                        74 Posts
                        Offline
                        Posted: November 9, 2011, 9:08 am - IP Logged

                        Very cute and funny/scary picture jarasan. Yes that pussycat  is quite confident, but aren't all pussycats like that???? Well the prettier, smarter and tougher ones are!

                        If you're mean and angry go away, I am here just to play.Banana

                          tiggs95's avatar - Lottery-036.jpg

                          United States
                          Member #47420
                          November 4, 2006
                          3930 Posts
                          Offline
                          Posted: November 9, 2011, 9:26 am - IP Logged

                          Very cute and funny/scary picture jarasan. Yes that pussycat  is quite confident, but aren't all pussycats like that???? Well the prettier, smarter and tougher ones are!

                          That leaves you out toots..

                                                                                    Pure luck

                            tiggs95's avatar - Lottery-036.jpg

                            United States
                            Member #47420
                            November 4, 2006
                            3930 Posts
                            Offline
                            Posted: November 9, 2011, 9:27 am - IP Logged

                            Very cute and funny/scary picture jarasan. Yes that pussycat  is quite confident, but aren't all pussycats like that???? Well the prettier, smarter and tougher ones are!

                            This is the size a post should be..Now back to what you do best and that is housework..

                                                                                      Pure luck

                              Iwannawinbig's avatar - Lottery-059.jpg
                              New Member
                              Commack, NY
                              United States
                              Member #118773
                              November 7, 2011
                              74 Posts
                              Offline
                              Posted: November 9, 2011, 9:30 am - IP Logged

                              That leaves you out toots..

                              Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha oh and hahahaha and ohh teeheeteeheeteehee and heh heh heh you are hilarious Tiggs , no not your sense of humor, no, it's hilarious the way you look naked when walking away, talk about looking like one of those protuding red butt monkeys. Fiber you need more fiber!!! 

                               

                              But hmmm you and rdgr seem to like the word toots, you must be one and the same, how lame!!!

                              If you're mean and angry go away, I am here just to play.Banana

                                 
                                Page 4 of 10