emilyg's Blog

  How is Viagra like an attraction at a crowded amusement park?

                  It's a one-hour wait for a two minute ride.

Found on Clearasil

  This product may cause irritation characterized by redness, burning, itching, peeling, or possibly swelling.

So, getting rid of red, swelling, and scabbing blemishes means having to cope with redness, swelling, and peeling?

  Your belief about yourself is the most telling factor in determining your level of success and happiness.

  People need to be right.  If you can remove that issue from your life, you'll save yourself lots of suffering.

  Life is really very simple.  What we give out, we get back.

  You don't have to behave the way you've behaved just because you always have.

you take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

You burn your yard rather than mow it.

The Salvation Army declines your furniture.

Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

The biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart.

You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.

Thanks to Bluegrass for sending these.

"War against a foreign country only happens when the moneyed class think they are going to profit from it."

  Try to learn from the past, rather than repeating it and making references to it all the time.

You have to roll up your sleeve and look at your arm to spell your wife's name.

Your grandmother tried to hit a highway worker with a beer can.

You buy your cough medicine at the liquor store.

You delayed your wedding because of hunting season.

You think the four seasons are onion, garlic, salt and pepper.

You test your car battery with your tongue.

You traded your truck for a dog.

Thanks Jeff.

  Release your need to feel superior by seeing the unfolding of Spirit in everyone.

  Don't assess others on the basis of their appearance, achievements, and possessions.

  Remember:  We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Rep. Rangel was asked what he thought of Pres. Bush - "well " , he said, "I really think he shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all."

  To not forgive is to fail to understand how the universe works and how you fit into it.

  So many people are expecting a miracle instead of being a miracle.

  Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored... boredom is a choice.