emilyg's Blog

  You can make your Life into a grand, ever-evolving work of art.  The key is your thoughts, the wondrous, invisible part of you that is your spiritual soul.

  Found on many return envelopes:

                  Post Office will not deliver mail without postage.

Was there ever a time when the post office did deliver mail without postage?

  Self-Esteem comes from the self, not from acquisitions and approval.

  Before beginning your day, spend some time with God during the early morning.  In these moments, reflect, feel the peace, and most important, extend your gratitude.

  Found on Tilex mildew remover:

          Use only in well-ventilated areas.

If you were in a well-ventilated area in the first place, why would there be mildew???

  You're always alone, but you're only lonely if you don't like the person you're alone with.

  Only insecure people need security.  Secure people know that there's no such thing.  Security comes from within, when you know you can handle anything.

  The past is over for all of us.  The future is promised to none of us.  All we get is this one.  That's all we get.

  Found on a bottle of Mr. Bubble bubble  bath liquid

        CAUTION:  excessive use or prolonged exposure may cause irritation of the skin and urinary tract.

Disturbing to think that Mr.. Bubble would expose himself for prolonged periods of time, and it's even more uncomfortable to think of him causing urinary tract problems.

  Whenever other people are upset, always remember that they own the upset, and that you can refuse to join them.

  When you think positive, happy, loving thoughts, there's a different chemistry that goes into your body than when you think depressing,negative, anguished thoughts.

  The way you decide to think has a dramatic effect on your chemistry and on your physiology.

  Found on packages of Betty Crocker Fruit Roll-Ups:

    Peel fruit from cellophane before eating.

  If consumers can't tell the difference between your product and its packaging, you might consider adding more fruit flavor.

  Once you begin working on your problem areas with small, daily, success-oriented goals for yourself, the problems will disappear.

  The more space you allow and encourage within a relationship, the more the relationship will flourish.

  Found on California Scents 100% pure natural nonaerosol citrus air freshener:

              PRECAUTIONS:  not for personal consumption.

It was too hard to spread on toast, anyway.