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A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have. Thomas Jefferson ...

This one truly made my day!!
I love it when a complicated situation can be explained in such simple terms! 
THE DEBT CEILING
* Democrats don't understand THE DEBT CEILING
* Republicans don't understand THE DEBT CEILING
* Liberals don't understand THE DEBT CEILING
* NO ONE understands THE DEBT CEILING
* SO - Allow me to explain...
Let's say you come home from work and find there has been a sewer backup in your neighborhood.
Your home has sewage all the way up to your ceilings.
What do you think you should do?
Raise the ceilings or pump out the sh*t
Your choice is coming in November.
Don't miss the opportunity.

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He was looking for money.

So I got out of bed and we both started looking           

Friday, September 14, 2012 12:15:09 PM � by Mortrey � 30 replies
HillBuzz ^ | September 13, 2012 | Kevin DuJan

"* No � black people are not going to riot when Barack Obama loses. Black people have pretty much given up on this guy, mainly because of the fact he didn't deliver on his promises to them but also a lot of them see that he's gay and don't like that and also don't like the gay marriage "stuff" he was "talking about a lot this year".

Wonder if the dead Ambassador's family would agree with her.

It's about time our president stood up for America and condemned these Islamic extremists. I realize there must be a lot on his mind these days � what with our economy's abysmal jobless numbers and Moody's new warning about yet another downgrade to our nation's credit rating due to the current administration's failure to come up with a credible deficit reduction plan. And, of course, he has a busy schedule � with all those rounds of golf, softball interviews with the "Pimp with the Limp," and fundraising dinners with his corporate cronies. But our nation's security should be of utmost importance to our Commander-in-chief. America can't afford any more "leading from behind" in such a dangerous world. We already know that President Obama likes to "speak softly" to our enemies. If he doesn't have a "big stick" to carry, maybe it's time for him to grow one.

The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Posted on Wednesday, September 12, 2012 11:03:25 AM by IMissPresidentReagan

Today, I am forgoing the typical intro to say that given the events of the past 24 hours, where the flag of Al Qaeda flew over our embassy in Cairo, where our Ambassador in Libya was mercilessly slaughtered, and our government APOLOGIZED to the savages who perpetrate these acts, it is more clear than ever that if we hope to have a country at all, Obama must g

Lite-FOR OLDER FOLK
Date: Tue, 11 Sep 2012 17:42:28 -0400

The Night Lite-FOR OLDER FOLK

The Night Light A 90 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results.

The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally?

Are you at peace with God?" George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light goes off." "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof! ....The light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof!...... The light goes off?"

"Oh sweet Jesus" exclaims Ethel....... "He's peeing in the refrigerator again

Sunday, September 09, 2012 12:34:39 PM � by chessplayer � 6 replies
nytimes ^ | Published: September 8, 2012 | Maureen Dowd

HOW did the one formerly known as The One go for two? In his renomination acceptance speech here on Thursday night, he told us that America's problems were tougher to solve than he had originally thought. And that's why he has kindly agreed to give us more time. Because, after all, it's our fault.

The Washington Times ^ | September 7, 2012 | Rich Stowell

SALT LAKE CITY, September 7, 2012�President Obama is unfit for office according to all sorts of practical criteria. As Hugh Hewitt puts it in his column, "America does not need four more years of an in-over-his-head whiner; a petulant egomaniac who does not seem to understand the most basic of economic principles and who is a lousy negotiator to boot." Our commander in chief has demonstrated time and again that he cannot work with opposition, that he is unable to see issues from others' point of view, and he has failed to think outside of the tiny and

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On January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinoisbikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"

She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

GOVT AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.

RANCHER: Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.

GOVT AGENT: That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.

RANCHER: That would be me.