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A joke...about an 80 year old man...and an affair..(and it is a very old joke too)

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An 80-year-old man hobbles into confession and says to the
priest,"Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11
grandchildren. Last night I had an affair with two 18-year-old girls. I
made love with both of them............ Twice." The priest said, "Well
my
son, when was the last time you were in confession?
"Never Father, I'm
Jewish." "Jewish! Then, why are you telling me?" asks the priest
"Telling You??
... I'm telling everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Making of a Black Conservative
Friday, January 24, 2014 10:21:45 AM � by rktman � 11 replies
American Thinker ^ | 1/24/2014 | Lloyd Marcus
It was the mid-1950s. Around nine years old and the eldest of five, I, along with my parents, was extremely excited as we oohed and ahed over our new home -- new appliances and everything. Our family moved from a leaky-roof, pot-belly-wood-stove row house in the ghetto of east Baltimore to a brand new government high-rise. Apartment 6B was our new home in the 11-story building of all black residents. Little did I realize that living in the projects and other life experiences would lead to my becoming a black conservative, a Christian, and a Tea Part

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Using Google's advanced search and the key words "Todd, Akin, Rape," I stopped counting after finding 50 separate Politico stories covering or touching on Republican Senate candidate Todd Akin's stupid comments about rape, between the day the story broke, August 19, 2012, and August 26, 2012.

Using the same advanced search and the key words "Wendy Davis," I found only four stories about Texas gubernatorial candidate and Democrat rising star Wendy Davis this week -- the week it was discovered she fabricated a personal narrative about being a teenage single mother and working her way through Harvard Law.

The flood of stories Politico unleashed last year about Todd Akin literally pecked Akin himself to death, the Republican Party brand as a whole, and most specifically Mitt Romney, who at the time was running for president against Barack Obama

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Judge Jeanine Pirros sound off on Hillary Clinton and Benghazi on ...
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19 mins ago - Judge Pirro's opening comments tonight have to be re-played over and over on future TV if Hillary becomes the democrat candidate. Hillary ...

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Our 'We don't give a damm' First Family
Silvio Canto, Jr.

The image is horrific:  The White House is closed to little kids, the children of taxpayers, but the First Family keeps on traveling paid for by the same taxpayers.

Where is the editorial about priorities?  Where is the question at the presidential news conference?   Better than that, where is the Democratic US Senator calling on the "First Family" to stop it?

What would the media be saying if "the traveling president" was a Republican from Texas opposed to abortion & same sex marriage?

The point is that President Obama and  family don't care because our news media has not forced them to care.

President Obama is surrounded by a bunch of people who tell him what he wants to hear and a news media in the business of hero worship rather than journalism. How else do you explain their lifestyle at a time when we are releasing illegal aliens and threatening to cut back on government services because of the sequester?

This is so "over the top" that every American should stop this week and check out Joseph Curl's article about their lavish lifestyle.

And these are the guys who ran against "rich guy Romney"?

Nobody is asking The First Family to stop enjoying life.  At the same time, do they have to spend so much money when they enjoy life?   Why can't take a vacation in Chicago, go to the public beach and maybe do a little 'Habitat for Humanity" on weekends?  Or maybe the daughters can spend a semester at the local public high school in DC?

Why don't they set the example?  Why don't they call President & Mrs Carter and learn a thing or two about humility.  I am not fan of President Carter but he led by example.  He may have been the last Democrat to send his daughter to a public school in DC!

They always told me growing up that people get the government that they deserve.

Well, you take "low information voters" plus a "in the tank news media" and the result is a First Family that frankly doesn't give a <snip>.

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lack liberation theologian Jeremiah Wright gave the keynote address Wednesday morning at a breakfast to commemorate Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. hosted by the Chicago Teachers Union breakfast.

Wright, who was pastor to the Barack Obama family for over a thousand Sundays, had harsh words for his former congregant:

We need to teach the truth about our politicians, from Bush to Barack. Because very clearly it is not about the person, it is about the policies of this government. King said "I have a dream." Barack said, "I have a drone."

But Wright's scathing commentary did not end there. The Pastor Emeritus of Chicago's Trinity United Church of Christ accused the President of the United States - a man who titled his second book based on the first sermon he ever hear Wright preach - of being "controlled" by a racist and murderous government:

Every Tuesday morning there's a kill list that the President decides who he will kill this week....That's a man controlled by government. A government based on racism, militarism, and capitalism.

Wright also accused Obama of putting personal relationships and love of rec

Truth Revolt.com

"This is my clear and succinct message to white Americans. How long will it be before "you people" realize you have elevated someone to the office of president who abjectly despises you � not to mention his henchman Holder. Combined they are the most vile and disgusting racists � not you."
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So it was Friday in its piece on New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's press conference and the overall "bridgegate" story. The Journal, in an editorial titled "Christie and the IRS" put the issue into a more proper context when it comes to abuse of public power.

In discussing Christie's "contrite" and decisive actions to fire staff he felt complicit in the scandal, the Journal contrasted Christie's approach to that of another executive recently accused of marshaling public resources for political purposes:

Which brings us to the Obama Administration, which quickly leaked to the media that the U.S. Attorney is investigating the lane closures as a criminal matter. Well, that sure was fast, and nice of Eric Holder's Justice Department to show its typical discretion when investigating political opponents.

This is the same Administration that won't tell Congress what resources it is devoting to the IRS probe, and appears to be slow-rolling it. It has also doubled down by expanding the political vetting of 501(c)(4) groups seeking tax-exempt status. Lois Lerner, who ran the IRS tax-exempt shop and took the Fifth before Congress, was allowed to "retire," presumably with a pension. Acting IRS commissioner Steven Miller resigned under pressure but no other heads have rolled. Yet compared to using the IRS against political opponents during an election campaign, closing traffic lanes for four days is jaywalking.

We raise this mostly because our media friends have been complicit in

Sixteen House Republicans led by Rep. Mo Brooks (R-AL) are demanding President Barack Obama get unemployed Americans back to work before granting amnesty to illegal aliens or bringing unprecedented levels of new immigrants to take jobs away from American workers.

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We write to you on behalf of the 6 million young Americans who are neither working nor in school. We write on behalf of the countless American workers whose wages today are lower than they were more than a decade ago. We write on behalf of the 90 million Americans over 16 � including early retirees, college grads living at home, and those living on welfare � who are not part of our nation's workforce.

Because of massive and perpetual unemployment statistics, the GOP congressmen argued that Obama should stop pushing for a large immigration bill that would contain amnesty � any legal status for any illegal alien � and a massiv

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Vonn was airlifted by helicopter to a hospital in Schladming.

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Concerned she wouldn't be ready for the 2014 Winter Olympics, the U.S. Olympic Committee announced today her spot on the U.S. Olympic Team would be filled by Barack Obama.

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U.S. Olympic officials said Obama deserved the spot on the team because no one has ever taken a country downhill faster than he has.

An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Moose Jaw, Wyoming for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he'd had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed that little ball. The barber replied; just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.

y Bob Woodward, Published: January 7

In a new memoir, former defense secretary Robert Gates unleashes harsh judgments about President Obama's leadership and his commitment to the Afghanistan war, writing that by early 2010 he had concluded the president "doesn't believe in his own strategy, and doesn't consider the war to be his. For him, it's all about getting out."

Leveling one of the more serious charges that a defense secretary could make against a commander in chief sending forces into combat, Gates asserts that Obama had more than doubts about the course he had charted in Afghanistan. The president was "skeptical if not outright convinced it would fail," Gates writes in "Duty: Memoirs

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