woody4591's Blog

When Clinton becomes president, all executive orders will be coming out of the OVARY office.

Yesterday I drove a golf ball 362 yds.  Yes, I was in a golf cart going to the next tee, but it's still my personal best.

My brother just underwent back surgery brought on by too much sexual activity. I can sympathize having suffered from carpal tunnel since my divorce.

How is it that most pro life advocates believe in the Death penalty and think that people in certain other countries should all die.

It was only eight years ago that Limbaugh and Hannity were screaming how unqualified then Senator Obama was to be president. But somehow Trump now is.

I hate it when the NRA and other gun nuts say if we have more guns there would be less gun violence and mass killings. That logic seems to work real well in the Middle East, doesn't it? Most of these mass killings are done by people who are not only NOT afraid to die, they welcome it. So why are we making it easy to take others with them?

My town has quite a few programs and halfway houses for recovering addicts. It also has a big drug problem. Call me crazy, but if you had a gambling problem, would you live in Vegas?

I am a big supporter of the NYPD and other large city police departments. Small town police departments like mine however are a different story altogether. I think it happened around the time they replaced "to protect and serve" on the patrol cars with 'show me the money". Instead of setting an example, per capa, they tend to break more traffic laws than the average citizen. Speeding in non emergency situations, running red lights, failure to use turn signals, cell phone use while driving, just to name a few. And God forbid, you call them on it, you're hassled every time you leave the house. There is one cop in my town who only pulls over female drivers who are alone. Not sure if he's a pervert or just a pussy, but if you're in my town ladies beware. Once he pulls you over, and runs your info, who knows what's going on in his head. Bad things have happened in other places.

While I am a strong advocate of free speech, discussing ones "period" over lunch at the Mexican Grill is crossing the line.

I had a Hispanic guy go off on me because I didn't understand what he was saying. It was then suggested that I learn to speak Spanish. I responded by saying I'll learn to read Braille BEFORE I learn to speak Spanish.  After all, I may wake up one day BLIND, but I doubt I will ever wake up COLOMBIAN.

Why it it that the people who do the most talking really have the least to say.

A Korean bakery just opened in town. All the pastries are made with TAE KWON DOUGH!

As annoying as it is, if you're going to have a couple items rung up separately using credit card with time delaying chip in it, could you at least use separate cards. I don't for the life of me see the purpose of using the same card on separate orders.

Why is it if two white guys are sitting outside 7-11 they are loitering. If two black guys are hanging outside 7-11 they are looking to rob the place and SWAT is on standby. But if 20 Hispanics are hanging out on front of 7-11, they're NETWORKING!

The money hungry police in my town have been on a ticket binge the past two weeks focusing on jaywalkers and people on cell phones while driving. Meanwhile the drug dealers are having a field day selling openly on the village green and the local 7-11. They are either ignoring the problem or conducting one of their famous six-month investigations that will undoubtedly end up with the arrest of one or two people with joints.