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King takes off him crown to only one man. Who?

A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?" she asks.

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" she inquires. He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy porterhouse steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken, or tasty stir fry?" He declines again. "Nah, still not hungry."Well," she said, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."

Attempting to steal personal data through emails is ?

April 1, 1976:  ______ Computer is founded by Steve _____, Steve _____ and Ronald _____

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take me a while to get hard I just got laid by some chick.

Mar. 29, 19--: The rationing of meat,butter cheese in United States begins during World War _.

What has one head, one foot and four legs?

Q: Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?
A: A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.

Mar. 25, 16-- English colonists sent by Lord ______ arrive in present day Maryland.

What is the term for a constant flow of information ?

You can see it everyday,
But cannot touch it at will.

You Know What Is The
  Difference Between Girls
  Aged:- 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?"
  At 8: “You Take Her To Bed And Tell Her A Story”
At 18: “You Tell Her A Story And Take Her To Bed”
At 28: “You Don’t Need To Tell
  Her A Story To Take Her To Bed ”
At 38: “She Tells You A Story And Takes You To Bed”
At 48: “You Tell Her A Story To
  Avoid Going To Bed”
At 58: “You Stay In Bed To Avoid
  Her Story”
At 68: “If You Take Her To Bed, That’ll Be A Story

Mar. 21, 1871: Journalist _________ begins his famous expedition to ______ to locate the missing Scottish missionary _________.

How many 3-cent stamps are there in a dozen?