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Dec. 15, 1965: Two U. S. manned spacecrafts, ________ and __________, maneuver to within 10 feet of each other while in orbit.

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front
door, who do you let in first?

- The dog, He'll shut up once you let him
in.

Dec. 12, 1913: ___________________ is recovered in _______, two years after it was stolen from the ______ museum in Paris.

Power enough to smash ships and crush roofs. Yet it still must fear the sun.
What is it?

When a family moved into their new house, a visiting relative asked the little five-year-old how he liked the new place.

"It's terrific," he said. "I have my own room, my brother has his own room, and my sister has her own room. But poor mom is still sleeping with dad."

Dec.9, 17--: ________ establishes New York City's first daily newspaper.

What starts with an E and ends in an E and usaully contains 1 letter?

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop?"

Dec. 6, 1534: Spanish conquistadors establish their presence in _____, an Inca city in the _____.

What cap is never removed?

Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball
to the anus?

It is called the anal optic nerve.

It is responsible
for giving people a crappy outlook on life.

If you don't believe it, pull
a hair from your a**, and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.

Dec. 3, 1967: Surgeons in _____, South Africa, led by Dr. ___________, perform the first human ____ transplant.

My voice is tender, my waist is
slender and I'm often invited to play. Yet wherever I go I must take my bow or
else I have nothing to say. What am I?

Q: Why did God create man before woman?
A: He didn't want any advice.