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Nov. 13,19-- : The U.S. space probe _________ goes into orbit around ____.

Say you'd never seek to lose me
While you live we cannot part
I must dwell lifelong inside you
Locked within your beating heart

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head were in an elevator when a handsome man
stepped in. After a couple of floors he leaves the elevator .

After he
left the red head said "Man was he hot!" the brunette said "Yeah but he could
use some head and shoulders"

The blonde thought for a while and said
"How do you give a man shoulders?"

Nov. 11, 19--: A new tomb to house the remains of the ______ Soldier is dedicated at Arlington National Cemetary.

A cat had three kittens: January,March and May. What was
the mother's name ?

Nov. 8, 1980: The ____________ Laboratory in ______, California, announces that the space probe ______ has discovered a 15th moon orbiting ______.

Why do statues and paintings of George Washington always show him standing?

A man has six children
and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he
starts
Calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her
objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time
to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He
shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?'

His
wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Anytime
you're ready,
Father of Four."

Nov. 5, 19-- : Aviator _________ arrives in _______, Calif., completing the first transcontinental airplane trip in __ days.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a pig?

A warning to all Grandmas... be careful what you say...

Little Stevie was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when two people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."

Little Stevie just said, "Oh, OK." and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called bunk beds! -- and Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you!!"

Oct. --, 19--: The first rapid transit subway opens in ________.

What are the two things you can never have for breakfast?

This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?”

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight....”