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Oct.24, 19--: On what becomes known as " _________" the New York Stock Exchange loses __ percent of its value.

Get your pencil ready, see if you can determine how it is possible to put 9 pigs
in 4 pens so that there is an uneven number of pigs in each of the 4 pens.
There's a trick to it.

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"

Oct.21,1797: The U.S. Navy frigate _______, also known as "___________," is christened in Boston's harbor.

I am 5 letter word,
If all the 5 letters are available I am a talent
in you,
If you remove my first letter I will die,
if you remove my first 2
letters I will be sick.
Who am I ?

Two cows were standing in a field. The first says, 'Moooo'. The second says,
'Hey! I was just about to say the same thing.'

Oct.18, 18--: The first long distance telephone line is opened between ______ and ______.

Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you
survive?

A lady complained to the builder of the house and told him that whenever a train passes by in the nearby station, the house shook and that day she almost feel off the bed. The builder thought that she was exaggerating things and went to her house to find out.

The train was due in a few minutes and she asked the builder to lie on the bed to experience it. Just then the door opened and her boxing husband entered the room to see a man on the bed.

He asked his wife: "What is the meaning of this? What is this man doing in the bed with you in the room?"

His wife told him: "Would you believe he is waiting for a train?"

Oct. 15, 18-- : The seventh and final debate between senatorial candidates Abraham Lincoln and _______took place in _____, Ill.

Until I am measured I am not known.
Yet how you miss me when I have flown.

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”

Oct. --,1492: _________makes his first landfall in the New World,in present-day _____ .

I float and never touch the ground. I cry, but never wear a frown. What am I?

It's the Spring of 1957 and Lewis goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Mary Jane's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?," he says. "That's cool" says Lewis.

Mary Jane's father asks Lewis what they're planning to do. Lewis replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.

Mary Jane's father responds "why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the cool kids are doing it."

Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Lewis - so he asks Mary Jane's Dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Mary Jane's father, "Mary Jane really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"

Well, this just made Lewis' eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Mary Jane comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Lewis escorts his date out the front door.

About 20 minutes later, Mary Jane rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father:

"Dammit Daddy! It's called the TWIST!"