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Nov. 30, 1803: ________ completes the process of ceding Louisiana to ________, who had sold it to the United States.

Imagine you're on a sinking boat, surrounded my sharks, how do you survive?

Nov.--, 1962: The first Boeing --- is rolled out at the company's _____ Plant.

I have four wings, but cannot fly,
I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away
with little sound. What am I?

A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range
for the first time. He missed every target and most of the hills
behind them. Despondent, he said to the sergeant, "I think I'll just go and shoot myself."The sergeant said, "Better take a couple of extra
bullets!"

Nov.23,17-- : _________, MD., becomes the first colonial entity to repudiate the British Stamp Act.

MARRIED LIFE is like the pleasure
experienced when getting into a warm bath - after a while it's not so hot

Nov. 19,19--: Apollo -- astronauts ________ and ________ make the second manned landing on the moon.

I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be.

A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the highway for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.

“There’s no way they can catch a Mercedes,” he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100…..Then the reality of the situation hit him. “What am I doing?” he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.

“It’s been a long hard day, this is the end of my shift and it’s Friday the 13th. I don’t feel like more paperwork, I don’t need the frustration, so if you can give me a really good excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, you can go.”

The guy thinks about it for a second and says, “Last week my nagging wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!”

“Have a nice weekend,” said the officer.

Nov.18, 18--: The United States and ________ adopt a system of standard time zones.

There's a one story house. Everything in the house is blue, the walls are blue, the bathroom is blue, the floor is blue, the kitchen, is blue, all of the bed rooms are blue, but what color is the stairs?

Tips to reduce weight: First turn your head to the right, and then turn it to the left. Repeat the exercise every time you are offered something to eat.