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POLL: Best entertainment at the Institute for the Lottery Insane

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Who would you must like to see for entertainment at "the Institute"?

Linda Kollmeir [ 5 ]  [5.56%]
Madame Zelda with her crystal ball [ 2 ]  [2.22%]
A numerologist [ 10 ]  [11.11%]
The Lottery Fairy herself! [ 27 ]  [30.00%]
The Amazing Kreskin [ 4 ]  [4.44%]
The Mentalist [ 12 ]  [13.33%]
A functioning Magic 8-Ball [ 5 ]  [5.56%]
Glynis McCants, the Numbers Lady [ 3 ]  [3.33%]
Belly Dancers [ 12 ]  [13.33%]
Other, share. [ 10 ]  [11.11%]
Total Valid Votes [ 90 ]  
Discarded Votes [ 9 ]  
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Posted: December 20, 2009, 6:14 pm - IP Logged

Who or what would you must like to see for entertainment at the Insitute for the Lottefry Insane?

(How about from now on we'll just refer to it as "The Institute").

Wink

(OOOps! It's Kollmeyer!)

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

Lep

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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    Posted: December 20, 2009, 6:23 pm - IP Logged

    Gotta go with the ebullient Ms. Kollmeyer for the entertainment.

    Posted 4/6:  IL Pick 3 midday and evening until they hit:  555, 347 (str8).



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      Posted: December 20, 2009, 6:49 pm - IP Logged

      Gotta go with the ebullient Ms. Kollmeyer for the entertainment.

       I had to google her. She must be fun to watch. She can teach Yoga, excercise classes, spinning class, and she brings smiles on  a daily basis.

      Looks like she has a following of people who do not play the games.

      DD

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        Posted: December 20, 2009, 7:00 pm - IP Logged

        When she is the number caller on WGN-TV she is very upbeat. (I think that's what Rick G said! Hi Rick!)

        They broadcast them at 12:20 AM and 9:22 PM. If you're on the national feed you don't always get them.

        Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

        Lep

        There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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          Posted: December 20, 2009, 8:10 pm - IP Logged

          KingAtl would be fun to watch maybe in a cage with a muzzle and bag over his head..

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            Posted: December 20, 2009, 9:38 pm - IP Logged

            PS...Maybe we all could use KingAtl as a dartbord if he gets tired of the cage..

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              Posted: December 21, 2009, 7:40 am - IP Logged

              personally I would get a entertainment from reading the other inmates psyche reports

              2014 = -1016; 2015= -1409; 2016 JAN = -106; FEB= -81; MAR= -131; APR= - 87: MAY= -91; JUN= -39; JUL=-134; AUG= -124; SEP = -123; OCT= -84  NOV=- 73 TOT= -3498

              keno historic = -2291 ; 2015= -603; 2016= JAN=-32, FEB= +12 , MAR= -86, APR = -77. MAY= -48, JUN= -29, JUL=-71; AUG = -52; SEPT= -43; OCT = +56 NOV = -33 TOT= -3297

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                Posted: December 21, 2009, 1:48 pm - IP Logged

                We could all sit around trying to solve Rubiks cubes since we would already be crazy. Then we could put numbers over the colors and use the combinations for future lottery plays LOL OMG!!!!!

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                  Posted: December 21, 2009, 10:30 pm - IP Logged

                  Linda Kollmeyer belly dancing.


                                                               
                                       
                                                           

                   

                   

                   

                   

                                                                                                                     

                  "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

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                    Posted: December 21, 2009, 11:25 pm - IP Logged

                    Linda Kollmeyer belly dancing.

                    Oh yeah!

                    Green laugh

                    Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                    Lep

                    There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                      Posted: December 22, 2009, 5:27 pm - IP Logged

                      How about guest authors who have never won a jackpot but written books telling everyone how to win one........

                      for a comedy show, of course!

                      Wink

                      Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                      Lep

                      There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                        Posted: December 27, 2009, 6:40 pm - IP Logged

                        Psykomo's band doing the classic: "They're Coming To Take Me Away".


                                                                     
                                             
                                                                 

                         

                         

                         

                         

                                                                                                                           

                        "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                                    --Edmund Burke

                         

                         

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                          Posted: January 7, 2010, 5:56 pm - IP Logged

                          This week's entertainment will be a lecture series by Professor Ima Noodlehead on the theory that there is no randomness. 

                          Before each lecture snacks and beverages will be served, to get the audience 'in the proper frame of mind'.

                          The snacks will include special brownies, lots of special brownies.

                          Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                          Lep

                          There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                            Posted: January 7, 2010, 10:17 pm - IP Logged

                            This week's entertainment will be a lecture series by Professor Ima Noodlehead on the theory that there is no randomness. 

                            Before each lecture snacks and beverages will be served, to get the audience 'in the proper frame of mind'.

                            The snacks will include special brownies, lots of special brownies.

                            ROFL   Will there be Coocoo cola too? Or Lunatreacle cake?

                             

                            And next week's lecture will be presented by I. M. Lostinlottolalaland. He/She/It will project slides that give a fascinating look at the world of lottery pingpong balls

                            Djklaugh

                              Some things have to be believed to be seen.

                            "I have not failed. I have just found ten thousand things that don't work".  Thomas Edison


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                              Posted: January 8, 2010, 1:38 am - IP Logged

                              This week's entertainment will be a lecture series by Professor Ima Noodlehead on the theory that there is no randomness. 

                              Before each lecture snacks and beverages will be served, to get the audience 'in the proper frame of mind'.

                              The snacks will include special brownies, lots of special brownies.

                              That's funny! Will it be a double header?Lurking

                              Will it be followed by a field trip in the short bus to a planetarium for a lecture by none other that Nobel laureate of lottery insanity, Captain Conehead chaos to perfectly lecture on the ChaosCrazy theory? Will he play spooky music (#9) when the lights dim? I can just see him there playing with dice in his pocket and rolling the dice to prove each point. I think barf bagsPuke will be required when all the stars start spinning,.....for over an hourShifty. Then he sings to everyone,.....Guitar

                              Cause and effect, chain of events

                              All of this chaos makes perfect sense

                              when your spinnnin' round, things come undone,.........

                              Welcome to Earth, third rock from the Sun!Sun Smiley

                               

                              Just hope he brings enough tin foil to go around for the hats!

                                 
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