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POLL: Best entertainment at the Institute for the Lottery Insane

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Who would you must like to see for entertainment at "the Institute"?

Linda Kollmeir [ 5 ]  [5.56%]
Madame Zelda with her crystal ball [ 2 ]  [2.22%]
A numerologist [ 10 ]  [11.11%]
The Lottery Fairy herself! [ 27 ]  [30.00%]
The Amazing Kreskin [ 4 ]  [4.44%]
The Mentalist [ 12 ]  [13.33%]
A functioning Magic 8-Ball [ 5 ]  [5.56%]
Glynis McCants, the Numbers Lady [ 3 ]  [3.33%]
Belly Dancers [ 12 ]  [13.33%]
Other, share. [ 10 ]  [11.11%]
Total Valid Votes [ 90 ]  
Discarded Votes [ 9 ]  
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Zeta Reticuli Star System
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Posted: February 5, 2010, 6:05 pm - IP Logged

For this week's enetertainment we will have Steve Player explain how string theory and the multiverse apply to lottery drawings.

On Sunday, the 14th, Valentine's Day, Steve will discuss filling out play slips in heart shaped patterns, and how that is his, and only his idea.

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

Lep

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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    Zeta Reticuli Star System
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    Posted: February 18, 2010, 5:45 pm - IP Logged

    For entertainment this week we are going to have someone we've had working "undercover" at Steve Player's tell us how many people there claim to be Steve Player.

    Wink

    Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

    Lep

    There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

      sully16's avatar - sharan
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      Posted: February 18, 2010, 11:40 pm - IP Logged

      who is steve player is he as cute as STEVE YZERMAN?

      Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

      For a lead role in a cage?

       

                                                  From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

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        Zeta Reticuli Star System
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        Posted: February 25, 2010, 6:30 pm - IP Logged

        who is steve player is he as cute as STEVE YZERMAN?

        sully,

        Some believe there is no "Steve Player", it's just the name of a publisher in New Hampshire that is actually a think tank that gets people to pay for the systems, unknowingly trying them out for them.

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        for this weekend's entertainment we had a program scheduled for system sellers to explain their systems and how many jackpots they've won with them, but they all canceled.

        Sorry folks.

        Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

        Lep

        There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

          sully16's avatar - sharan
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          Posted: February 25, 2010, 9:30 pm - IP Logged

          good to know thanks cointoss..love hockey too.

          Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

          For a lead role in a cage?

           

                                                      From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

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            Zeta Reticuli Star System
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            Posted: March 8, 2010, 12:43 am - IP Logged

            This week at the ILS we are going to be discussing non lottery terminal, non-electronic quick picks, that is non-electronic RNGs, or what can be used as RNGs, anything from a deck of cards to a toy roulette wheel.

            Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

            Lep

            There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

              rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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              Posted: March 9, 2010, 7:13 am - IP Logged

              For this week's enetertainment we will have Steve Player explain how string theory and the multiverse apply to lottery drawings.

              On Sunday, the 14th, Valentine's Day, Steve will discuss filling out play slips in heart shaped patterns, and how that is his, and only his idea.

              I thought string theory only applied to yo-yo's

              Ahh, Juicy-Fruit.


                                                           
                                   
                                                       

               

               

               

               

                                                                                                                 

              "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                          --Edmund Burke

               

               

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                Posted: March 9, 2010, 8:08 am - IP Logged

                Magic 8 ball or Numerology.    Ahh, juicy fruit LOl!!!

                http://www.lotterypost.com/thread/233413    Sun Smiley Popular numbers

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                Use Mirror #'s Use prs. with your  Key* numbers the most Vivid thing in your dream go up or down on #'s.  Flip  6=9 `9=6  Bullseyes  0 or 1 for Pick 4 and the P. 5  Play the other part of doubles.  Do the Whole nine yards for a P. 4* P. 5*  or 0 thur 9  for P. 4  P. 5 from my dreams or hunches good Luck.. Write your Dreams down Play for 3 days.  Good Luck All.

                  rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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                  Posted: March 10, 2010, 2:53 pm - IP Logged

                  Magic 8 ball or Numerology.    Ahh, juicy fruit LOl!!!

                  I'm glad somebody remembered "One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest".

                  Ahhh, Juicy-Fruit. 

                  That's one of my all time favorite movies, Marcie.

                  I think it should be shown at the Institute.


                                                               
                                       
                                                           

                   

                   

                   

                   

                                                                                                                     

                  "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                              --Edmund Burke

                   

                   

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                    Posted: March 11, 2010, 2:36 am - IP Logged

                    As you say!!! I aint saying nothing. LOL!!

                    http://www.lotterypost.com/thread/233413    Sun Smiley Popular numbers

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                    67890

                    Use Mirror #'s Use prs. with your  Key* numbers the most Vivid thing in your dream go up or down on #'s.  Flip  6=9 `9=6  Bullseyes  0 or 1 for Pick 4 and the P. 5  Play the other part of doubles.  Do the Whole nine yards for a P. 4* P. 5*  or 0 thur 9  for P. 4  P. 5 from my dreams or hunches good Luck.. Write your Dreams down Play for 3 days.  Good Luck All.

                      marcie's avatar - Lottery-060.jpg
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                      Posted: March 11, 2010, 2:38 am - IP Logged

                      I'm glad somebody remembered "One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest".

                      Ahhh, Juicy-Fruit. 

                      That's one of my all time favorite movies, Marcie.

                      I think it should be shown at the Institute.

                      CoolRoll EyesBig Smile

                      http://www.lotterypost.com/thread/233413    Sun Smiley Popular numbers

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                      67890

                      Use Mirror #'s Use prs. with your  Key* numbers the most Vivid thing in your dream go up or down on #'s.  Flip  6=9 `9=6  Bullseyes  0 or 1 for Pick 4 and the P. 5  Play the other part of doubles.  Do the Whole nine yards for a P. 4* P. 5*  or 0 thur 9  for P. 4  P. 5 from my dreams or hunches good Luck.. Write your Dreams down Play for 3 days.  Good Luck All.

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                        Posted: March 13, 2010, 7:28 pm - IP Logged

                        Who or what would you must like to see for entertainment at the Insitute for the Lottefry Insane?

                        (How about from now on we'll just refer to it as "The Institute").

                        Wink

                        (OOOps! It's Kollmeyer!)

                        I seem to remember in my college days, there was an exotic dancer up on obscenity charges for her act which involves throwing ping pong balls into the audience without the use of her hands and she offered to perform her act in court.   I don't remember what the outcome was but put some numbers on those balls and it could be suitable entertainment.

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                          Zeta Reticuli Star System
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                          Posted: March 14, 2010, 12:04 am - IP Logged

                          Now that's an idea!

                          Maybe we could get Carol Doda, the "Perfect 36 in San Jose" station ID girl!

                          Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                          Lep

                          There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                            Posted: March 14, 2010, 12:19 am - IP Logged

                            I seem to remember in my college days, there was an exotic dancer up on obscenity charges for her act which involves throwing ping pong balls into the audience without the use of her hands and she offered to perform her act in court.   I don't remember what the outcome was but put some numbers on those balls and it could be suitable entertainment.

                            EEWWW!!!!!!

                              rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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                              Posted: March 14, 2010, 12:32 am - IP Logged

                              EEWWW!!!!!!

                              Yes, I think that could be considered Art and therefore suitable for entertainment.

                              I want to know exactly from whence they come before I try to catch any though!


                                                                           
                                                   
                                                                       

                               

                               

                               

                               

                                                                                                                                 

                              "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                                          --Edmund Burke

                               

                               

                                 
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