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POLL: Best entertainment at the Institute for the Lottery Insane

Topic closed. 228 replies. Last post 5 years ago by Coin Toss.

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Who would you must like to see for entertainment at "the Institute"?

Linda Kollmeir [ 5 ]  [5.56%]
Madame Zelda with her crystal ball [ 2 ]  [2.22%]
A numerologist [ 10 ]  [11.11%]
The Lottery Fairy herself! [ 27 ]  [30.00%]
The Amazing Kreskin [ 4 ]  [4.44%]
The Mentalist [ 12 ]  [13.33%]
A functioning Magic 8-Ball [ 5 ]  [5.56%]
Glynis McCants, the Numbers Lady [ 3 ]  [3.33%]
Belly Dancers [ 12 ]  [13.33%]
Other, share. [ 10 ]  [11.11%]
Total Valid Votes [ 90 ]  
Discarded Votes [ 9 ]  
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Posted: May 18, 2010, 12:03 pm - IP Logged

I created my own software and cracked the code on that one years ago. Made a ton of money too. Got tired of winning after a while. Gave it up. Maybe I'll write a book some day. I could tell you stories of jackpots so huge they would make your head spin right the hell off.

Yuzzz guyzzz are just to smart for the lottery..Youzzz are going to put the lottery out of buzzzzzinesss and uszzzz lozzzzers will have nothing to lozzzz our money on..Thanks a lot!!!..

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    Zeta Reticuli Star System
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    Posted: May 25, 2010, 10:04 am - IP Logged

    Part of this week's entertainment will be those in the Institute with superior math skills explaining how they wound up in the institute and why those superior math skills haven't produced any jackpots.

    Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

    Lep

    There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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      Zeta Reticuli Star System
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      Posted: May 26, 2010, 5:26 pm - IP Logged

      It looks like we'll have to put the entertainment on hold for a couplde of nights as one of the residents of the Institute has apparently got out and is on the loose.

      Everyone, do not take any lotto advice from anyone claiming to have "superior math skills".

      Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

      Lep

      There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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        Posted: May 26, 2010, 8:34 pm - IP Logged

        Hey Coin, maybe BP will call the math genius to plug the hole in the gulf.Coffee

         HyperBe Happy.

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          Posted: June 5, 2010, 12:28 am - IP Logged

          ^ Good idea, sully.

          This weekend a professor from Lotto University will discuss why he doesn't believe in superstition or luck.

          Per the professor's instructions there will be a salt shkaer on the podium, no black cats allowed in the room, and the lecture will start at 6:16:05 p.m.

          He's also requested everyone wear something purple and all left handed identify themselves before the lecture starts.

          Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

          Lep

          There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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            Zeta Reticuli Star System
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            Posted: June 7, 2010, 1:46 am - IP Logged

            Gee, we just got word. As the professor was leaving his office in the city he stopped to get a newspaper from a street vendor. Just as he was walking away one of those chunks of blue ice from an airplane landed right where he was standing, and well, splat.

            Scared

            Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

            Lep

            There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

              sully16's avatar - sharan
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              Posted: June 7, 2010, 7:09 am - IP Logged

              Gee, we just got word. As the professor was leaving his office in the city he stopped to get a newspaper from a street vendor. Just as he was walking away one of those chunks of blue ice from an airplane landed right where he was standing, and well, splat.

              Scared

              AWWWWW, I  was looking forward to the lecture , he seemed so normal.LOL

               HyperBe Happy.

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                Posted: June 11, 2010, 6:45 pm - IP Logged

                This weekend we'll have a couple of investment gurus speak on how to invest the millions you haven't won yet.

                Steve Play-err will also be here to discuss how to make millions in mail order with products that don't work. He will also discuss keeping your customers even though the products don't work.

                Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                Lep

                There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                  Zeta Reticuli Star System
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                  Posted: June 19, 2010, 2:09 am - IP Logged

                  This weekend we have an expert coming in to explain how to take the exact latitiude and longitude of your house down to degrees, minutes, and seconds, factor in the week's low and high temperature, and the last three digits of the actual attendance of the most recent Tiger's home game and convert them to numbers for the top matrix of PB.

                  Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                  Lep

                  There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                    Posted: June 19, 2010, 8:12 am - IP Logged

                    Hey Cointoss, I say we forget the matrix this week , just go to the Tigers game, have some hot dogs and beers.Cheers

                     HyperBe Happy.

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                      Posted: June 19, 2010, 9:54 am - IP Logged

                      All that data on the scoreboard, we better bring a lot of blank playslips with us!

                      Wink

                      Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                      Lep

                      There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                        Posted: June 19, 2010, 6:23 pm - IP Logged

                        Tonight's entertainment is going to be an open discussion on buying gag gifts after a jackpot. You've paid off your house, car, maybe bought new ones, paid off other bills.

                        Now some gag gifts.

                        This might be a fun one:

                        A Dream number/ interpertation book for everyone in the mystical forum.

                        I'm just saying....

                        Scared

                        Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                        Lep

                        There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                          Posted: July 2, 2010, 6:58 pm - IP Logged

                          We have a special debate coming up this weekend here at the Institute.

                          One side insists that  when you have a ticket to cash in, for any amount, even $1, you won, now matter how much you spent on other tickets for the same drawing.

                          The other side says "Horsefeathers".

                          After the debate and the chair throwing there will be an intermission followed by a discussion on when your dog first barks in the morning is it trying to give you that day's Pick 3?

                          Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                          Lep

                          There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                            Posted: July 10, 2010, 10:17 am - IP Logged

                            This weekend's activities had to be reduced down to one topic, using just the right pens, pencils, and markers to fill out playslips.

                            It appears a few of the patients from the Systems Ward haven't returned to the  institute yet and are believed to be pounding one of the forums.

                            Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                            Lep

                            There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                              Posted: July 10, 2010, 11:52 am - IP Logged

                              Please Green laughlady or man!!! Green laugh  I just saying!!!  Green laugh

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