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POLL: Best entertainment at the Institute for the Lottery Insane

Topic closed. 228 replies. Last post 5 years ago by Coin Toss.

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Who would you must like to see for entertainment at "the Institute"?

Linda Kollmeir [ 5 ]  [5.56%]
Madame Zelda with her crystal ball [ 2 ]  [2.22%]
A numerologist [ 10 ]  [11.11%]
The Lottery Fairy herself! [ 27 ]  [30.00%]
The Amazing Kreskin [ 4 ]  [4.44%]
The Mentalist [ 12 ]  [13.33%]
A functioning Magic 8-Ball [ 5 ]  [5.56%]
Glynis McCants, the Numbers Lady [ 3 ]  [3.33%]
Belly Dancers [ 12 ]  [13.33%]
Other, share. [ 10 ]  [11.11%]
Total Valid Votes [ 90 ]  
Discarded Votes [ 9 ]  
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Posted: July 10, 2010, 7:06 pm - IP Logged

this is the most hilarious topic, I've read on the LP....too, too funny for words.

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    Posted: July 19, 2010, 1:41 am - IP Logged

    Thanks sonnet.

    We had an interesting weekend here at the ILS, while there were some heated discussions about luck being non-existent a black cat walked through the room.

    Five people tore up their playslips that they had worked on but two chaps from the U.K. decide that they would have to play the ones they had just made out.

    Then one of the non-luck crowd got up to get a drink of water just before the light over his table fell from the ceiling and shattered where he had been sitting.

    During one of the breaks between discussions a vendor showed up selling talismans and sold out right away, most of the purchasers had just been arrguing against luck, most interesting.

    Next weekend:

    An Egyptologist who is also a lottery player (big time!) will return to continue his explanation of his lifelong quest to prove that many of the heiroglyphics found in Egypt were attempts to crack the code to beat the Cleo Pick 3.

    He will also discuss how the pyramids were built as landing guides for ancient aliens - and how the present day aliens continue to come here, for the pizza, the hot earth babes, the lotto, and the weed.

    Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

    Lep

    There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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      Zeta Reticuli Star System
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      Posted: July 31, 2010, 1:25 am - IP Logged

      This weekend we will have a lecture on Discordiaism, Does It apply To Lotto?

      From Wikipedia:

      Discordianism is a religion centered on the idea that  chaos all that there is, and that  disorder and  order are both illusionsthat are imposed on chaos.

      There will be a break and then we will discuss Matrixing, or seeing paterns where there aren't any.

      After the discussions there will be a drawing for a copy of the book:

      The Illuminatus Trilogy byRobert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea

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      French Canadian Bean Soup

      Fnords!

      Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

      Lep

      There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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        Posted: August 5, 2010, 9:23 pm - IP Logged

        Ok I'm ready to be committed. Does this mean I get to quit my day job????

        Just get me thru this so called life......

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          Posted: August 5, 2010, 9:25 pm - IP Logged

          Ok I'm ready to be committed. Does this mean I get to quit my day job????

          Your already commited your in the PO!!!!..

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            Posted: August 5, 2010, 9:42 pm - IP Logged

            Still need to get Ronnie Milsapp singing Money in there real soon, Coin. (Tiggs is bordering on ancient)


                                                         
                                 
                                                     

             

             

             

             

                                                                                                               

            "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                        --Edmund Burke

             

             

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              Posted: August 5, 2010, 9:59 pm - IP Logged

              Your already commited your in the PO!!!!..

              Yeah and the day I get out I'm not goin back to my PO unless they mess up on my paperwork.

              Just get me thru this so called life......

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                Posted: August 5, 2010, 10:01 pm - IP Logged

                Yeah and the day I get out I'm not goin back to my PO unless they mess up on my paperwork.

                Yeah it could happen it's the PO..tiggs is thinking about buying out the McNutts so he can see what kind of mail the ridger gets..

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                  Posted: August 5, 2010, 10:19 pm - IP Logged

                  Yeah it could happen it's the PO..tiggs is thinking about buying out the McNutts so he can see what kind of mail the ridger gets..

                  You ain't gotta buy out nobody. They been squattin in these woods on this mountain for generations. They ain't never owned nothin' technically. Problem is, they ain't leavin' and do you wanna live next to em? heh heh heh

                  The PO's been doing a lot better lately though. I been gettin most of my mail and just a couple pieces of other people's mail everyday.


                                                               
                                       
                                                           

                   

                   

                   

                   

                                                                                                                     

                  "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                              --Edmund Burke

                   

                   

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                    Posted: August 5, 2010, 10:29 pm - IP Logged

                    You ain't gotta buy out nobody. They been squattin in these woods on this mountain for generations. They ain't never owned nothin' technically. Problem is, they ain't leavin' and do you wanna live next to em? heh heh heh

                    The PO's been doing a lot better lately though. I been gettin most of my mail and just a couple pieces of other people's mail everyday.

                    This is good news ridge..Do the Mcnutts get a porno in the mail if so you'll miss out with the improvment..Long live the PO and the women who work there..

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                      Posted: August 5, 2010, 10:34 pm - IP Logged

                      You ain't gotta buy out nobody. They been squattin in these woods on this mountain for generations. They ain't never owned nothin' technically. Problem is, they ain't leavin' and do you wanna live next to em? heh heh heh

                      The PO's been doing a lot better lately though. I been gettin most of my mail and just a couple pieces of other people's mail everyday.

                      Thats too bad Ridge. It should be all your mail. I never got my registration sticker for my car and had to go to DMV to get a replacement. Most of my mail goes to my PO Box. I'm lucky to get what little bit of mail I have delivered to my home address. Believe me your not alone.

                      Just get me thru this so called life......

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                        Posted: August 5, 2010, 11:16 pm - IP Logged

                        Who or what would you must like to see for entertainment at the Insitute for the Lottefry Insane?

                        (How about from now on we'll just refer to it as "The Institute").

                        Wink

                        (OOOps! It's Kollmeyer!)

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                          Posted: August 6, 2010, 4:56 pm - IP Logged

                          Gee, I am surprised.  Why hasn't someone suggested rdgrnr sing a love song to tiggs95?

                          Now I wouldn't pay good money to see that but I am sure someone would.

                          And tiggs95 could be braiding rdgrnr's hair while he sang.

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                            Posted: August 6, 2010, 5:19 pm - IP Logged

                            Gee, I am surprised.  Why hasn't someone suggested rdgrnr sing a love song to tiggs95?

                            Now I wouldn't pay good money to see that but I am sure someone would.

                            And tiggs95 could be braiding rdgrnr's hair while he sang.

                            I just threw up a little in my mouth.   Dead


                                                                         
                                                 
                                                                     

                             

                             

                             

                             

                                                                                                                               

                            "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                                        --Edmund Burke

                             

                             

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                              Posted: August 6, 2010, 5:31 pm - IP Logged

                              I just threw up a little in my mouth.   Dead

                              You to....

                                 
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