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POLL: Best entertainment at the Institute for the Lottery Insane

Topic closed. 228 replies. Last post 5 years ago by Coin Toss.

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Who would you must like to see for entertainment at "the Institute"?

Linda Kollmeir [ 5 ]  [5.56%]
Madame Zelda with her crystal ball [ 2 ]  [2.22%]
A numerologist [ 10 ]  [11.11%]
The Lottery Fairy herself! [ 27 ]  [30.00%]
The Amazing Kreskin [ 4 ]  [4.44%]
The Mentalist [ 12 ]  [13.33%]
A functioning Magic 8-Ball [ 5 ]  [5.56%]
Glynis McCants, the Numbers Lady [ 3 ]  [3.33%]
Belly Dancers [ 12 ]  [13.33%]
Other, share. [ 10 ]  [11.11%]
Total Valid Votes [ 90 ]  
Discarded Votes [ 9 ]  
sully16's avatar - sharan
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Posted: September 29, 2010, 3:11 pm - IP Logged

My conscience has been bothering me about that chair throwing incident. I just can't hide things like that for long.

I'm tired of walking around under a shroud of secrecy

Honesty is always the best policy and it's better to just tell the truth and live with the consequences, I guess.

The truth would come out eventually anyway. Tiggs did it.

It wouldn't have been so bad if grandma wasn't still sitting in it.

Silly old woman said that chair was lucky.LOL

Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

For a lead role in a cage?

 

                                            From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

    rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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    Posted: September 29, 2010, 3:20 pm - IP Logged

    It wouldn't have been so bad if grandma wasn't still sitting in it.

    Silly old woman said that chair was lucky.LOL

    Mamaw oughta know tiggs has got a bolt loose somewhere by now.


                                                 
                         
                                             

     

     

     

     

                                                                                                       

    "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                --Edmund Burke

     

     

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      Posted: September 29, 2010, 10:13 pm - IP Logged

      Anyone ever hear "Money" by Ronnie Milsap...Real neato song daddyo..Grovey man just grovey..Far out..Hip...It sends tiggs..

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        Posted: October 10, 2010, 1:43 am - IP Logged

        After everyone tears up their futures bets on the Twinkies we're going to have a discussion on the fastest route into the Institut, for a long stay. 

        So far it's first time lotto players wanting to know how come they didn't win anything.

        Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

        Lep

        There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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          Posted: October 11, 2010, 2:27 pm - IP Logged

          Just saw Linda Kollmeir a bit ago and she could entertain tiggs anytime she wanted to..Yaabaaa Daabbaa Dooo..Zoooowwwwieeeeeee....Yuuuumeeeeee...

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            Posted: October 13, 2010, 11:22 pm - IP Logged

            Who or what would you must like to see for entertainment at the Insitute for the Lottefry Insane?

            (How about from now on we'll just refer to it as "The Institute").

            Wink

            (OOOps! It's Kollmeyer!)

            onley TODD has given U >>>>>"change"!

            Do only people who can't<<<< "SMELL"?

            won't 2 win MILLION'$$$$$$$$$$$$$$?!

            onley TODD has given U>ORTUNITY$$$!

            OPPORTUNITY>>>>>>>>>>>>DON't>>>>>>>TAKE ADVANTAGE OF LP>>>>>>>>>4>>>>>free>>>FABRIC!

            PSYKOMO

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              Posted: October 23, 2010, 2:11 am - IP Logged

              We're always glad to hear from one of our long term residents.

              After Lottery Changed My Life aired Thursday night there was a bog fervor over the book by the seven time lottery winner.

              Therr was another chair throwing incident as not being able to play like he does if you don't have his bankroll was being discussed.

              Several people decided that despite never having won seven jackpots, or any for that matter, they still planned on writing a book about How to Beat the Lotto.

              Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

              Lep

              There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.


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                Posted: October 23, 2010, 2:58 am - IP Logged

                We're always glad to hear from one of our long term residents.

                After Lottery Changed My Life aired Thursday night there was a bog fervor over the book by the seven time lottery winner.

                Therr was another chair throwing incident as not being able to play like he does if you don't have his bankroll was being discussed.

                Several people decided that despite never having won seven jackpots, or any for that matter, they still planned on writing a book about How to Beat the Lotto.

                Maybe a game with lower odds would suit you, you need a win bad like a trip to a ranch in Reno.

                DD

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                  Posted: October 25, 2010, 1:34 am - IP Logged

                  Who or what would you must like to see for entertainment at the Insitute for the Lottefry Insane?

                  (How about from now on we'll just refer to it as "The Institute").

                  Wink

                  (OOOps! It's Kollmeyer!)

                  (1) when D bus blew-Up ..nnNew MeXX!

                  (2) Toweeeeeeeeeeeee ..Bill$$$$$$$$!

                  (3) "NO"<<<"NO"<<<"NO"<give US a TARDE>>???<<

                  ...............after many hour'ssss we were PUT on >>>DDDDDDDDD"SPOT">>>>!!

                  PSYKOMO &Drumdid not want 2 walk 22222 next gig R walk back>>>>HOME!

                  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>psyko need's UR>support!

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                    Posted: October 25, 2010, 9:07 pm - IP Logged

                    Belly Dancers

                     

                     

                    ..Lots of Belly Dancers!                                   BD

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                      Posted: October 25, 2010, 11:29 pm - IP Logged

                      Anyone ever hear "Money" by Ronnie Milsap...Real neato song daddyo..Grovey man just grovey..Far out..Hip...It sends tiggs..

                        I wonder WHERE it sends Tiggs?   To the same star system that Coin Toss hails from??

                      The "Winners Circle"  is incomplete without me!

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                        Zeta Reticuli Star System
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                        Posted: October 29, 2010, 12:08 am - IP Logged

                        Opti-Mystic,

                        Most of the "UFOs" that have been sighted near Earth are from the Zeta-Reticuli Star system.

                        _______________________________

                        We had a rosuing discussion the other day at the Institute about whether or not luck exists.

                        Anyone who wanted to took a turn speaking from a podium in front of the room. Several residents stated why they believed in luck and then one got up to state why he didn't believe in luck and said infact, there was no such thing.

                        Ironically, as he approached the podium, someone stopped him to ask him for a pen. A few feet ahead of huim, just at that moment, one of the opverhead lights shattered and would have hit him on the head had he not stopped.

                        Maintaineence came in to clean up the debris from the shattered light, and just as he was about to test the microphone on the podium the power went out. It turned out the microphone had a short and would have given him a very strong shock.

                        When the power came back on again and a new microphone was found he told eveeyone how he doesn't believe in luck and it doesn't exist.

                        Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                        Lep

                        There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                          Zeta Reticuli Star System
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                          Posted: November 7, 2010, 2:38 am - IP Logged

                          The discussion about luck is still going on and we have a special guest this weekend coming in to explain how it is easier to hit a Pick 4 than a Pick 3.

                          There is also a pool going on about whether that guest will become a permanent resident here at the Institute or not.

                          Wink

                          One of our residents is telling stories about a bird that comes by his window every morning and chirps out the upcoming Mid Day Pick 3.

                          Scared

                          Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                          Lep

                          There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                            Zeta Reticuli Star System
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                            Posted: November 14, 2010, 1:46 am - IP Logged

                            As the discussion about luck still rages on the there's no such thing as luck crowd was going to have one of theirs do a demonstration. He went out to get some props and was coming back with a black cat, wearing a jersey with the number 13 on the back, stepping on cracks on the sidewalk, all the way back to the meeting, and stepped on a cricket.

                            As he was coming up the stairs he slipped and fell down a flight and will be laid up for a few days.

                            Lep

                            Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                            Lep

                            There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.


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                              Posted: November 14, 2010, 2:15 am - IP Logged

                              Who would you must like to see for entertainment at "the Institute"?

                              A lot of Lucky folks...

                                 
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