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Time for some lottery haikus

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Posted: September 8, 2011, 12:38 am - IP Logged

Guess I have to look that up but you are always instigating or signaflying that is why you make your comments. I will tell you what 3 words are K.M.A.

Well ain't dat summin, I be signalflying.

Pogue mee hown

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

Lep

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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    Posted: October 6, 2011, 5:58 pm - IP Logged

    We wish for jackpots

    seldom if ever they show

    don't ever give up

    Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

    Lep

    There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

      rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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      If not a Jackpot

      Something for which I'd settle

      A nice pot of Jack


                                                   
                           
                                               

       

       

       

       

                                                                                                         

      "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                  --Edmund Burke

       

       

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        Posted: October 6, 2011, 9:31 pm - IP Logged

        tiggs been married over 49 years to one woman...

        tiggs has hit one jackpot...

        unlike others...

                                                                  Pure luck

          rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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          Posted: October 6, 2011, 9:43 pm - IP Logged

          tiggs been married over 49 years to one woman...

          tiggs has hit one jackpot...

          unlike others...

          A question for tiggs

          How the hell did she stand it

          She must be a Saint


                                                       
                               
                                                   

           

           

           

           

                                                                                                             

          "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                      --Edmund Burke

           

           

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            Posted: October 6, 2011, 9:49 pm - IP Logged

            A question for tiggs

            How the hell did she stand it

            She must be a Saint

            hee hee hee...it's called love ridgey love..and yes she is a Saint...If you ever met her you would understand....ask Sully she met her...

                                                                      Pure luck

              sully16's avatar - sharan
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              Posted: October 7, 2011, 9:32 am - IP Logged

              hee hee hee...it's called love ridgey love..and yes she is a Saint...If you ever met her you would understand....ask Sully she met her...

              Yes she is, Tiggs and the brain are wonderful people and we hope to see you again, we got some honey crisp apples the other day and and talked about it being almost a year. GOOOOOOOOOO TIGERS !

              Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

              For a lead role in a cage?

               

                                                          From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

                karinda's avatar - WINGS
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                Yes she is, Tiggs and the brain are wonderful people and we hope to see you again, we got some honey crisp apples the other day and and talked about it being almost a year. GOOOOOOOOOO TIGERS !

                Thumbs Up"Go Yanks" NOW "No Yanks"Thumbs Down

                 

                    Cheers  There are cheers in Detroit.  Cheers

                 

                  Patriot Sully's Tigers Won !!!   Patriot

                  sully16's avatar - sharan
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                  Posted: October 7, 2011, 10:08 am - IP Logged

                  Thumbs Up"Go Yanks" NOW "No Yanks"Thumbs Down

                   

                      Cheers  There are cheers in Detroit.  Cheers

                   

                    Patriot Sully's Tigers Won !!!   Patriot

                  Now on to Texas,

                  Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

                  For a lead role in a cage?

                   

                                                              From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

                    karinda's avatar - WINGS
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                    Now on to Texas,

                    Good Luck Sully.  I just read my haikus and I'm missing a syllable.  Sorry ... LOL

                    I'm not sure if early this morning I just couldn't count or I really thought the

                    second line had six syllables. LOL  Congratulations!!!

                      karinda's avatar - WINGS
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                      Good Luck Sully.  I just read my haikus and I'm missing a syllable.  Sorry ... LOL

                      I'm not sure if early this morning I just couldn't count or I really thought the

                      second line had six syllables. LOL  Congratulations!!!

                      Good Luck Sully.  I just read my "haikus" and I'm missing a syllable in the second line.

                      Sorry ... LOL I'm not sure if early this morning I just couldn't count or I really thought the

                      second line was supposed to have six syllables. I'm forgetting how to write. I need

                      another writing job and quickly!!! Smash LOL  Congratulations!!! Cheers

                        sully16's avatar - sharan
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                        Posted: October 7, 2011, 3:44 pm - IP Logged

                        Good Luck Sully.  I just read my "haikus" and I'm missing a syllable in the second line.

                        Sorry ... LOL I'm not sure if early this morning I just couldn't count or I really thought the

                        second line was supposed to have six syllables. I'm forgetting how to write. I need

                        another writing job and quickly!!! Smash LOL  Congratulations!!! Cheers

                        Thanks, I never get them right either.

                        Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

                        For a lead role in a cage?

                         

                                                                    From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

                          karinda's avatar - WINGS
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                          Posted: October 7, 2011, 7:40 pm - IP Logged

                          Did the work-out

                          Saw the winner on the paper

                          now where did it go

                          Today is special ...

                          Happy Birthday Jrosina Blue Angel

                          Birthday Blessings, Peace

                            karinda's avatar - WINGS
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                            Posted: October 7, 2011, 7:52 pm - IP Logged
                            Haiku poems:
                             
                            A traditional Japanese haiku is a three-line poem with seventeen syllables, written in a 5/7/5 syllable count.

                            Often focusing on images from nature, haiku emphasizes simplicity, intensity, and directness of expression.

                            Stack47  Patriot

                            Still wanting to send reply See Ya!

                            What were we saying? Smile ... Wink

                              rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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                              Posted: October 9, 2011, 12:34 pm - IP Logged

                              Yes she is, Tiggs and the brain are wonderful people and we hope to see you again, we got some honey crisp apples the other day and and talked about it being almost a year. GOOOOOOOOOO TIGERS !

                              I believe the Brain is nice - but tiggs?

                              People don't usually bring apples when they're going to see him.

                              They bring tomatoes.


                                                                           
                                                   
                                                                       

                               

                               

                               

                               

                                                                                                                                 

                              "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                                          --Edmund Burke

                               

                               

                                 
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