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Time for some lottery haikus

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Posted: June 11, 2010, 6:24 pm - IP Logged

Real discussions die

yet baloney always sells

yes people are strange

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

Lep

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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    Cards, dice, lotto balls

    they tease and entice, their job

    and do it so well

    Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

    Lep

    There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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      People vent, they rant

      opinion over knowledge

      never seeing truth

      Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

      Lep

      There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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        Posted: July 2, 2010, 10:08 am - IP Logged

        Dashing Through Play Four

         

        Dot Dotting Numbers Dark Grey

         

        Will I Win Today?

         

        - lol

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          Lottery lesson

          Never send it through the mail

          Mailmen will steal it


                                                       
                               
                                                   

           

           

           

           

                                                                                                             

          "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                      --Edmund Burke

           

           

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            Posted: July 2, 2010, 10:16 pm - IP Logged

            Lottery lesson

            Never send it through the mail

            Mailmen will steal it

            Then don't send money in the mail..Case solved..duuuuuuhhhhhhhh.......Next...

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              Posted: July 2, 2010, 10:40 pm - IP Logged

              They must be punished

              Lock all mailmen up for life

              Retired ones too


                                                           
                                   
                                                       

               

               

               

               

                                                                                                                 

              "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                          --Edmund Burke

               

               

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                Posted: July 2, 2010, 11:01 pm - IP Logged

                Dashing Through Play Four

                 

                Dot Dotting Numbers Dark Grey

                 

                Will I Win Today?

                 

                - lol

                as long as your not dashing thru fore-play.

                Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

                For a lead role in a cage?

                 

                                                            From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

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                  as long as your not dashing thru fore-play.

                  Does the half hour of begging beforehand count?


                                                               
                                       
                                                           

                   

                   

                   

                   

                                                                                                                     

                  "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                              --Edmund Burke

                   

                   

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                    Posted: July 3, 2010, 4:23 pm - IP Logged

                    Does the half hour of begging beforehand count?

                    LOL    no  No No

                    Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

                    For a lead role in a cage?

                     

                                                                From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

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                      Does the half hour of begging beforehand count?

                      Like tiggs said in the other thread.."In the pen with a bottle of Jack you'll have no begging to do and will have some one in the sack''..do da do da..Ya'll gotsa loves the hillbillie's...EEEEEEHAAAAWWWWW...

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                        Does the half hour of begging beforehand count?

                        A rabbi told me that's called Jewish foreplay!

                        Italian foreplay is snapping one's fingers and pointing.

                        Irish foreplay is Guinness stout.

                        Scared

                        Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                        Lep

                        There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.


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                          Posted: July 5, 2010, 11:18 pm - IP Logged

                          People vent, they rant

                          stupidity over knowledge

                          never seeing truth

                          DD

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                            I'll play:

                            Yours truly, a few posts back

                            People vent, they rant

                            opinion over knowledge

                            never seeing truth

                            //////////////////////////////////////

                            Pathetic plagiaristic attempt by DD, who also cannot figure out the difference between seven and eight syllables:

                            People vent, they rant

                            stupidity over knowledge

                            never seeing truth

                            DD


                            But what can one expect, A haiku has one rule, 5-7-5, not that hard to comprehend.

                            Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                            Lep

                            There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.


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                              Posted: July 5, 2010, 11:53 pm - IP Logged

                              Thank you for proving my point. I did not post a haiku. Haiku's are at another site.

                              This haiku nonsense is your way of indirectly insulting anyone or post or SYStem you disagree with.

                              Do we need a children’s corner for you to rant in? A time-out place for you to think about your BS?

                              Are you the site stinker WIND was talking about?

                              I thought you blocked me again, this time for good! I can still see your drivel posts.

                               Do me a favor and go tell it to your fairy. Work on your relationship with it, you might just get lucky.

                              DD

                                 
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