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Time for some lottery haikus

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Zeta Reticuli Star System
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Posted: September 18, 2010, 7:14 pm - IP Logged

Too bad the results

don't match the braggd about "wins"

Who are they fooling?

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

Lep

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

    rdgrnr's avatar - walt
    Way back up in them dadgum hills, son!
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    Posted: September 18, 2010, 11:18 pm - IP Logged

    Played by the system

    I can't believe I missed 'em

    Hey, let's go get stoned


                                                 
                         
                                             

     

     

     

     

                                                                                                       

    "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                --Edmund Burke

     

     

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      Posted: September 19, 2010, 12:44 pm - IP Logged

       I am going to win

      This I believe is true

      You know it too!

      The "Winners Circle"  is incomplete without me!

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        Posted: September 22, 2010, 7:36 pm - IP Logged

        Know what you mean, but

        the rule is five-seven-five

        that makes a haiku

        //////////////////////////////////////

        575 is going to hit again somewhere......or maybe Opti-Mystics 664 pattern!

        Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

        Lep

        There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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          Posted: September 22, 2010, 10:10 pm - IP Logged

          Too bad the results

          don't match the braggd about "wins"

          Who are they fooling?

          They are still winners to somebody!! It's a Blessing  to others!!Big Grin

          http://www.lotterypost.com/thread/233413    Sun Smiley Popular numbers

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          67890

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            Posted: September 23, 2010, 10:47 pm - IP Logged

            If you take the L

            And the Y off Lottery

            You're left with "otter."

            Today's winning 3-ball is going to be a number between 000 and 999.

            In a lot of states, lotteries benefit education. That makes the REAL winners the only people who can't play!

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              Posted: September 25, 2010, 3:26 pm - IP Logged

              Know what you mean, but

              the rule is five-seven-five

              that makes a haiku

              //////////////////////////////////////

              575 is going to hit again somewhere......or maybe Opti-Mystics 664 pattern!

               Sorry, Rules I broke

               but that's just the way I play

               Rules made for breaking

               

               

               

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              I'm in it to WIN IT, Dammit!!

              The "Winners Circle"  is incomplete without me!

                rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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                Posted: September 25, 2010, 4:06 pm - IP Logged

                If you take the L

                And the Y off Lottery

                You're left with "otter."

                If you take the L

                And you are in Chicago

                You've left the station


                                                             
                                     
                                                         

                 

                 

                 

                 

                                                                                                                   

                "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                            --Edmund Burke

                 

                 

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                  Posted: September 29, 2010, 12:56 am - IP Logged

                  Asylums are full

                  of people whose systems worked

                  well, worked in their minds

                  Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                  Lep

                  There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                    Posted: October 11, 2010, 2:22 am - IP Logged

                    Denying the truth

                    about their precious systems

                    they play until debt

                    //////////////////////////////////////

                    Denying what hits

                    most often because they think

                    their picks are better

                    //////////////////////////////////////

                    Live in moneky mind

                    and you will deny what proves

                    itself true always

                    Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                    Lep

                    There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                      Posted: October 23, 2010, 10:30 am - IP Logged

                      The denial of

                      luck, is the same as saying

                      there's no gravity

                      Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                      Lep

                      There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                        Posted: November 2, 2010, 8:57 am - IP Logged

                        Cold Day

                        One Less Quarter

                        And

                        The Pocket Is Full

                         

                        Winter comes

                        pocket was full

                        and

                        the children are happy

                        Winter day

                        One less flower

                        And

                        The vase is perfect

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                          Zeta Reticuli Star System
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                          Posted: November 3, 2010, 6:28 pm - IP Logged

                          Apollotto,

                          You obviosuly know more about haikus than I do.

                          Just as a "heads up", everytime we get one that strays from 5-7-5, that number hits somewhere!

                          Maybe we'll designate 3-4-1-6 as a "haiku" Pick 4!

                          ______________________________________

                          Gaijins are not sure

                          about the rules for haikus

                          some, bagatadi

                          Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                          Lep

                          There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                            Posted: November 17, 2010, 4:57 pm - IP Logged

                            Now one hundred thou

                            systems, theories, and yet no

                            jackpots have been hit

                            Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                            Lep

                            There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                              Posted: November 17, 2010, 6:13 pm - IP Logged

                              A LP lottery predictor.."Well you see the 158 came in last night I predictoed it 5 years ago and it came in..I told you it would but you just woulden't listen!"!!..

                                                                                        Pure luck

                                 
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