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Posted: July 6, 2010, 12:47 am - IP Logged

You know, it was a fun place until you showed up, you self-righteous clod.

I guess anything humorous is a no-no but we can hear all about you going orgasmic over finding some new crayons.

If you're not interested in a thread tyou don't have to post in it. DUH.

Yup, blocked, Don't bother to reply. As far as I'm concenred you don't exist.

In the bush when we got a leech we burned it off.

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

Lep

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

    visiondude's avatar - eye3logo
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    Posted: July 6, 2010, 1:07 am - IP Logged

    You know, it was a fun place until you showed up, you self-righteous clod.

    I guess anything humorous is a no-no but we can hear all about you going orgasmic over finding some new crayons.

    If you're not interested in a thread tyou don't have to post in it. DUH.

    Yup, blocked, Don't bother to reply. As far as I'm concenred you don't exist.

    In the bush when we got a leech we burned it off.

    "but we can hear all about you going orgasmic over finding some new crayons".

     

    ROFL

    look,  even if i hadn't already chosen sides in this tete a tete,  i would still think this longer-than-a-conventional-bumper-sticker-blurb goes down as one of the funniest things i have ever read at LP.

    and i have read ALOT

    h5 Thumbs Up

     

    visionIDONTPICKSIDESUNTILYOUFORCEMETOPICKSIDESdude

                "i am .........."meant to"       

    P.S.,  that RJoH  is a stand up guy.  thanks,  vision

             until further notice,  it's  france everyday


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      Posted: July 6, 2010, 1:12 am - IP Logged

      You know, it was a fun place until you showed up, you self-righteous clod.

      I guess anything humorous is a no-no but we can hear all about you going orgasmic over finding some new crayons.

      If you're not interested in a thread tyou don't have to post in it. DUH.

      Yup, blocked, Don't bother to reply. As far as I'm concenred you don't exist.

      In the bush when we got a leech we burned it off.

      The drivel filter is still not turned on, maroon.

      Talk to the fairy.

      DD

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        Posted: July 6, 2010, 3:09 am - IP Logged

        My system, some scream

        promising so much, yea

        delivering drek

        Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

        Lep

        There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.


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          Posted: July 6, 2010, 3:54 am - IP Logged

          You must have got that from the lottery fairy.

           How were the fortune cookies?

          DD

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            Posted: July 23, 2010, 12:39 am - IP Logged

            Results don't matter

            for those who "know" something works

            although it's untried

            Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

            Lep

            There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

              rdgrnr's avatar - walt
              Way back up in them dadgum hills, son!
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              Posted: July 23, 2010, 12:48 am - IP Logged

              Morbidly obese

              Love All You Can Eat Buffets

              And hog all the shrimp


                                                           
                                   
                                                       

               

               

               

               

                                                                                                                 

              "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                          --Edmund Burke

               

               

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                Posted: July 30, 2010, 12:46 am - IP Logged

                "Mary Contrary's"

                always take the other side

                that's all that they know

                Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                Lep

                There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                  Posted: August 9, 2010, 11:57 pm - IP Logged

                  The constant battle

                  my picks, not computer picks

                  but results don't lie

                  Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                  Lep

                  There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

                    rdgrnr's avatar - walt
                    Way back up in them dadgum hills, son!
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                    Posted: August 10, 2010, 4:31 am - IP Logged

                    I think you will win

                    You will take me out dancing....

                    and buy me a drink

                     

                    LOL! ;-)

                    Lady Mylena

                    You been scarce round here too long

                    Gitcho self back home


                                                                 
                                         
                                                             

                     

                     

                     

                     

                                                                                                                       

                    "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                                --Edmund Burke

                     

                     

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                      Posted: August 18, 2010, 11:05 pm - IP Logged

                      My system sure bites

                      so rarely if ever heard

                      losing tix galore

                      Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                      Lep

                      There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                        Posted: August 28, 2010, 5:32 pm - IP Logged

                        "It just does not work"

                        so often brings replies like

                        "How can I get it?"

                        What?

                        Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                        Lep

                        There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                          Posted: September 7, 2010, 2:47 am - IP Logged

                          Numbers come and go

                          but never the ones you played

                          you're supposed to lose

                          Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                          Lep

                          There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

                            rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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                            Posted: September 8, 2010, 1:16 am - IP Logged

                            When checking tickets

                            If the clerk smells like Curry

                            Leave in a hurry


                                                                         
                                                 
                                                                     

                             

                             

                             

                             

                                                                                                                               

                            "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                                        --Edmund Burke

                             

                             

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                              Posted: September 8, 2010, 2:28 am - IP Logged

                              Good one, rdgrnr, excellent!

                               

                              Check your own tickets

                              or be ready to finance

                              someone's trip back home

                              Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                              Lep

                              There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

                                 
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