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Zeta Reticuli Star System
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Posted: January 27, 2011, 11:31 pm - IP Logged

Those who love to brag

rarely back up what they say

snakes crawl on bellies

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

Lep

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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    Zeta Reticuli Star System
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    Posted: February 5, 2011, 3:26 pm - IP Logged

    Bet big, win little

    Is that why you play lotto?

    Directors love you

    Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

    Lep

    There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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      Posted: February 26, 2011, 5:07 pm - IP Logged

      Now it's Powerball

      One-hundred eighty-four mil

      the fever runs deep

      ________________________

      Hope for a jackpot

      but don't let expectation

      be disappointment

      ________________________

      Jinxing yourself by

      saying "Mine, mine, it's all mine"

      you will blow your mind

      Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

      Lep

      There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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        Posted: March 16, 2011, 2:34 am - IP Logged

        Now it's the Mega

        Over two hundred million

        The fever runs deep

        Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

        Lep

        There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

          rdgrnr's avatar - walt
          Way back up in them dadgum hills, son!
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          Posted: March 19, 2011, 12:49 pm - IP Logged

          Toast with mason jar

          All those millions from afar

          Hardee Har Har Har!


                                                       
                               
                                                   

           

           

           

           

                                                                                                             

          "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                      --Edmund Burke

           

           

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            Posted: March 20, 2011, 9:36 am - IP Logged

            Good one, rdgrnr!

            Green laugh

            ___________________________________

            As the fever spreads

            Oh so many jinx themselves

            Claiming what's not theirs

             

            Doing so really

            Irks the Lottery Fairy

            The win never comes

            Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

            Lep

            There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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              Posted: March 29, 2011, 6:36 pm - IP Logged

              When a jackpot hits

              No matter what state wins it

              Losers say, "Why there?"

              Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

              Lep

              There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                Posted: April 20, 2011, 6:59 pm - IP Logged

                Many people play

                believing the games are fixed

                WTF, over?

                Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                Lep

                There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                  Posted: April 20, 2011, 8:59 pm - IP Logged

                  Toast with mason jar

                  All those millions from afar

                  Hardee Har Har Har!

                  Mason Jars are the best ! Cheers

                   HyperBe Happy.

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                    Posted: May 8, 2011, 2:21 am - IP Logged

                    Announcing a win

                    Just might be what does you in

                    Best to dummy up

                    Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                    Lep

                    There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                      Posted: May 8, 2011, 2:42 pm - IP Logged

                      Insane or stupid

                      one must be to disagree

                      when cone-toss declares.

                       

                      His PHD says

                      "Prima facie!" evident:

                      Tin hats and morons

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                        Posted: May 20, 2011, 9:39 am - IP Logged

                        Picken-Quicks agree

                        picken  is a waste of time

                        better spent on beer

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                          Posted: May 20, 2011, 12:03 pm - IP Logged

                          I played today,

                          Tomorrow, I will play again.

                          But, I never win.

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                            Posted: May 29, 2011, 2:51 am - IP Logged

                            Some here share info

                            some come here just to argue

                            know-it-alls know zip

                            Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                            Lep

                            There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

                              rdgrnr's avatar - walt
                              Way back up in them dadgum hills, son!
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                              Posted: May 29, 2011, 1:58 pm - IP Logged

                              Two hundred million

                              It's been a long time comin'

                              Yes, it's hammer-time


                                                                           
                                                   
                                                                       

                               

                               

                               

                               

                                                                                                                                 

                              "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                                          --Edmund Burke

                               

                               

                                 
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