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Time for some lottery haikus

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Posted: October 9, 2011, 12:41 pm - IP Logged

I believe the Brain is nice - but tiggs?

People don't usually bring apples when they're going to see him.

They bring tomatoes.

tiggs laughed so hard at this he almost lost the baby..Please stop...hahahaha..

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    Posted: October 10, 2011, 5:39 pm - IP Logged

    Stack47  Patriot

    Still wanting to send reply See Ya!

    What were we saying? Smile ... Wink

    Marcie couldn't understand what a "haikus" is so I gave her a definition.

      rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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      Posted: October 10, 2011, 10:09 pm - IP Logged

      Marcie couldn't understand what a "haikus" is so I gave her a definition.

      Maybe you should be more Pacific.


                                                   
                           
                                               

       

       

       

       

                                                                                                         

      "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

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        sully16's avatar - sharan
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        Posted: October 11, 2011, 10:29 am - IP Logged

        Maybe you should be more Pacific.

        I am more Atlantic. hehe

         HyperBe Happy.

          rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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          Posted: October 12, 2011, 12:51 pm - IP Logged

          I want a Hummer

          But I picked a wrong number

          Oh what a bummer


                                                       
                               
                                                   

           

           

           

           

                                                                                                             

          "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

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            sully16's avatar - sharan
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            Posted: October 12, 2011, 12:59 pm - IP Logged

            I believe the Brain is nice - but tiggs?

            People don't usually bring apples when they're going to see him.

            They bring tomatoes.

            LOL, I had a old boyfriend brought eggplants over to the house for my MOM, YIKES, HE WAS A WEIRD ONE.

             HyperBe Happy.

              rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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              Posted: October 12, 2011, 1:21 pm - IP Logged

              LOL, I had a old boyfriend brought eggplants over to the house for my MOM, YIKES, HE WAS A WEIRD ONE.

              Yeah, that's kinda weird but at least you got to eat the eggplants.

              Tiggs never gets to eat the tomatoes cuz customarily, they're thrown at him.


                                                           
                                   
                                                       

               

               

               

               

                                                                                                                 

              "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

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                sully16's avatar - sharan
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                Posted: October 12, 2011, 4:11 pm - IP Logged

                Yeah, that's kinda weird but at least you got to eat the eggplants.

                Tiggs never gets to eat the tomatoes cuz customarily, they're thrown at him.

                No, my brothers put them on the fence and filled them full on bb's. LOL

                 HyperBe Happy.

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                  Posted: October 30, 2011, 1:46 am - IP Logged

                  Jackpots roll over

                  people brag this one is mine

                  but thye roll again

                  Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                  Lep

                  There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                    Posted: November 16, 2011, 7:28 pm - IP Logged

                    Put words on paper

                    charge an awful lot for them

                    call yourself "expert"

                    Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                    Lep

                    There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

                       
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