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Time for some lottery haikus

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rdgrnr's avatar - walt
Way back up in them dadgum hills, son!
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Posted: May 8, 2010, 11:58 pm - IP Logged

I adore Fantasy five

Winning money in increments

of $50,000 works

for meCool

I would love to win

I would really love to win

WHOA, I'd love to win!


                                             
                     
                                         

 

 

 

 

                                                                                                   

"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                            --Edmund Burke

 

 

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    Posted: May 9, 2010, 12:06 am - IP Logged

    I played again

    Threw my 10 bucks in,

    Never to be seen agin.

      Coin Toss's avatar - shape barbed.jpg
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      Posted: May 9, 2010, 1:39 am - IP Logged

      I played again

      Threw my 10 bucks in,

      Never to be seen agin.

      jarasan,

      There was a guy who taught at a dealers school in Vegas who always said that for every gambler there comes a night when every dime you have ever lost is trying to come back to you, you just have to realize what's happening when it's happening, but most people don't.

      By that he meant like a blackjack player that goes on an increidble streak but yet never increases their bet.

      The money we lose

      will try and come back to us

      but will we know when?

      Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

      Lep

      There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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        Posted: May 10, 2010, 10:49 pm - IP Logged

        Who's got the Numbers?

        Lottery Post is Awesome.

        Help me get it right.

        CutlassBob

         "You can't handle the truth!" Nicholson.

          sully16's avatar - sharan
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          Posted: May 10, 2010, 10:57 pm - IP Logged

          I played 807

          if fell 811

          now my fist hurts

           HyperBe Happy.

            Coin Toss's avatar - shape barbed.jpg
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            Posted: May 12, 2010, 12:03 am - IP Logged

            Tonight is my night

            is a common mantra here

            where is the winner?

            _________________________

            Boasting beforehand

            is in itself bad karma

            self-inflcited jinx

            Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

            Lep

            There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

              Coin Toss's avatar - shape barbed.jpg
              Zeta Reticuli Star System
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              Posted: May 23, 2010, 12:22 am - IP Logged

              A I's, RNG's

              people really mistrust them

              be* the RNG

              (*Become one with the RNG, Zen stuff)

              Those who boast so much

              of having a system work

              never post winnings


              Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

              Lep

              There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

                Coin Toss's avatar - shape barbed.jpg
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                Posted: May 30, 2010, 1:52 am - IP Logged

                The fever picks up

                as the jackpots grow larger

                the lotto loves it

                Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                Lep

                There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

                  rdgrnr's avatar - walt
                  Way back up in them dadgum hills, son!
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                  Posted: May 30, 2010, 10:06 am - IP Logged

                  Can't win for losin

                  Drunk 'bout six fingers o' Jack

                  Now dats mo betta!


                                                               
                                       
                                                           

                   

                   

                   

                   

                                                                                                                     

                  "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                              --Edmund Burke

                   

                   

                    LottoVantage's avatar - BRITIS 3.GIF
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                    Posted: May 30, 2010, 10:26 am - IP Logged

                    What the heck?

                    I'll make a bet!

                    Now I'm set!

                     

                      Coin Toss's avatar - shape barbed.jpg
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                      Posted: May 30, 2010, 6:52 pm - IP Logged

                      The rule of haikus

                      is always five-seven-five

                      not too hard at all

                      __________________

                      The one rule is

                      five syllables

                      seven syllables

                      five syllables

                      575 is going to hit somewhere tonight.

                      Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                      Lep

                      There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

                        rdgrnr's avatar - walt
                        Way back up in them dadgum hills, son!
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                        Posted: May 30, 2010, 7:19 pm - IP Logged

                        Crooked lottery

                        Fact of life in Tennessee

                        Pour me some whiskey


                                                                     
                                             
                                                                 

                         

                         

                         

                         

                                                                                                                           

                        "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                                    --Edmund Burke

                         

                         

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                          Posted: May 30, 2010, 7:39 pm - IP Logged

                          Crooked lottery

                          Fact of life in Tennessee

                          Pour me some whiskey

                          ridge says Tn lottery is fixed

                          tiggs says it's the only game in town

                          Live it up oldtimer time

                           

                           

                           

                                                                                  is running out..

                            sully16's avatar - sharan
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                            Posted: May 30, 2010, 7:47 pm - IP Logged

                            four fifteen sixteen

                            twenty-seven thirty-one

                            powerball fourteen

                             HyperBe Happy.

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                              Posted: May 30, 2010, 8:13 pm - IP Logged

                              four fifteen sixteen

                              twenty-seven thirty-one

                              powerball fourteen

                              tiggs is on it like Stinky is on sniffing glue..Thanks for the #'s sully Stinky is no help..

                                 
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