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Time for some lottery haikus

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Play-girl's avatar - yesnurse
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Posted: February 25, 2010, 9:25 pm - IP Logged

Should've drove 2 Chicago

but i had 2nd thoughts

if i would've known it was a hit

it would've been well worth it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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    Lucky Loser's avatar - bucks
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    Posted: February 25, 2010, 10:58 pm - IP Logged

    It's that cool Coin Toss

    He's lookin' for more haikus

    This one's just for you

     

    L.L.

      rdgrnr's avatar - walt
      Way back up in them dadgum hills, son!
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      Posted: February 26, 2010, 5:55 am - IP Logged

      You got to wheel 'em

      Hope the clerk doesn't steal 'em

      Then you might feel 'em


                                                   
                           
                                               

       

       

       

       

                                                                                                         

      "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                  --Edmund Burke

       

       

        rdgrnr's avatar - walt
        Way back up in them dadgum hills, son!
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        Posted: February 26, 2010, 6:23 am - IP Logged

        What will Willis do

        With Joshi in Katmandu

        You'd be angry too


                                                     
                             
                                                 

         

         

         

         

                                                                                                           

        "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                    --Edmund Burke

         

         

          dr65's avatar - black panther.jpg
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          Posted: February 26, 2010, 6:58 am - IP Logged

          Hate to miss by one

          That kind of play is not fun

          Bump one up, one down

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            New York,
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            Posted: February 26, 2010, 7:27 am - IP Logged

            Did the work-out

            Saw the winner on the paper

            now where did it go

            forget what "they" say about youWhat you say about you?...

            Now, does it count??

             

             

            *Jr$ina

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              Posted: February 26, 2010, 7:56 am - IP Logged

              Went to store with a buck

              Bought me a lotto ticket

              But had  bad "luck"

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                Posted: February 26, 2010, 8:46 am - IP Logged

                Went to store with a buck

                Bought me a lotto ticket

                But had  bad "luck"

                Have a friend with a buck

                he bout a lotto ticket, he believe in luck

                Luck he got just not

                the one he wanted

                forget what "they" say about youWhat you say about you?...

                Now, does it count??

                 

                 

                *Jr$ina

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                  Zeta Reticuli Star System
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                  Posted: February 26, 2010, 10:17 am - IP Logged

                  It's that cool Coin Toss

                  He's lookin' for more haikus

                  This one's just for you

                   

                  L.L.

                  L.L.,

                  Aw, shucks, thanks!

                   

                  jrosina,

                  Good ones, but a haiku is three lines, five syllables, seven, and five

                  ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

                  ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

                  ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

                  For this you must play a buck on 575 today!

                  Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                  Lep

                  There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                    Posted: February 26, 2010, 10:37 am - IP Logged

                    L.L.,

                    Aw, shucks, thanks!

                     

                    jrosina,

                    Good ones, but a haiku is three lines, five syllables, seven, and five

                    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

                    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

                    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

                    For this you must play a buck on 575 today!

                    Ok Coin Thanks,  I do get carried away don't I, I love this thread!!!  575 it is!

                    forget what "they" say about youWhat you say about you?...

                    Now, does it count??

                     

                     

                    *Jr$ina

                      tiggs95's avatar - Lottery-036.jpg

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                      Posted: February 26, 2010, 10:44 am - IP Logged

                      Coin Toss gave us 575

                      Now will buy ticket

                      Hope I don't take a dive..

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                        Posted: February 26, 2010, 10:45 am - IP Logged

                        Ok Coin Thanks,  I do get carried away don't I, I love this thread!!!  575 it is!

                        Tiggs say got Bad Luck

                        He said he believes in lady Luck

                        the wrong one showed up

                        forget what "they" say about youWhat you say about you?...

                        Now, does it count??

                         

                         

                        *Jr$ina

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                          Posted: February 26, 2010, 10:52 am - IP Logged

                          Tiggs say got Bad Luck

                          He said he believes in lady Luck

                          the wrong one showed up

                          tiggs got "lucky"numbers fron jrosina

                          tiggs buys jrosinas numbers

                          tiggs????????????????????????????????????

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                            Posted: February 26, 2010, 11:02 am - IP Logged

                            I'm new at this game

                            And haiku is really fun

                            Now I'm addicted!

                            maggie   See Ya!

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                              Posted: February 26, 2010, 11:14 am - IP Logged

                              Oh, my! What to do?

                              I can't get this off my mind.

                              Can this be fatal?

                              maggie

                                 
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