Welcome Guest
Log In | Register )
You last visited January 18, 2017, 7:05 pm
All times shown are
Eastern Time (GMT-5:00)

Time for some lottery haikus

Topic closed. 249 replies. Last post 5 years ago by Coin Toss.

Page 8 of 17
3.67
PrintE-mailLink
rdgrnr's avatar - walt
Way back up in them dadgum hills, son!
United States
Member #73904
April 28, 2009
14903 Posts
Offline
Posted: May 31, 2010, 4:45 pm - IP Logged

The rule of haikus

is always five-seven-five

not too hard at all

__________________

The one rule is

five syllables

seven syllables

five syllables

575 is going to hit somewhere tonight.

Illinois Midday -  755

Hope ya played it CT!


                                             
                     
                                         

 

 

 

 

                                                                                                   

"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                            --Edmund Burke

 

 

    Coin Toss's avatar - shape barbed.jpg
    Zeta Reticuli Star System
    United States
    Member #30470
    January 17, 2006
    10390 Posts
    Offline
    Posted: May 31, 2010, 6:38 pm - IP Logged

    Off by one drawing.

    Bang Head

    The numbers come in

    but not when you play them for

    Lotto Fairy laughs

    Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

    Lep

    There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

      rdgrnr's avatar - walt
      Way back up in them dadgum hills, son!
      United States
      Member #73904
      April 28, 2009
      14903 Posts
      Offline
      Posted: May 31, 2010, 6:51 pm - IP Logged

      four fifteen sixteen

      twenty-seven thirty-one

      powerball fourteen

      Hey, that was pretty clever sully.

      But you know there's gonna be a lot more people in that picture with you and that big check now dontcha?


                                                   
                           
                                               

       

       

       

       

                                                                                                         

      "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                  --Edmund Burke

       

       

        sully16's avatar - sharan
        Ringleader
        Michigan
        United States
        Member #81740
        October 28, 2009
        41988 Posts
        Online
        Posted: May 31, 2010, 10:51 pm - IP Logged

        I never thought of that , now I got to play them, well maybe I'll meet some of the LP family in person that way. Will you be there. LOL

         HyperBe Happy.

          rdgrnr's avatar - walt
          Way back up in them dadgum hills, son!
          United States
          Member #73904
          April 28, 2009
          14903 Posts
          Offline
          Posted: June 1, 2010, 12:06 am - IP Logged

          I never thought of that , now I got to play them, well maybe I'll meet some of the LP family in person that way. Will you be there. LOL

          Hell yeah!


                                                       
                               
                                                   

           

           

           

           

                                                                                                             

          "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                      --Edmund Burke

           

           

            sully16's avatar - sharan
            Ringleader
            Michigan
            United States
            Member #81740
            October 28, 2009
            41988 Posts
            Online
            Posted: June 1, 2010, 7:47 am - IP Logged

            Coin, I think you invented a new matrix , the syllable matrix, I wonder how many people will start counting the syllables now.

            Ridge, I am going to play those numbers, and if I win I 'll bring that rum cake.

             HyperBe Happy.

              Coin Toss's avatar - shape barbed.jpg
              Zeta Reticuli Star System
              United States
              Member #30470
              January 17, 2006
              10390 Posts
              Offline
              Posted: June 1, 2010, 9:59 am - IP Logged

              Coin, I think you invented a new matrix , the syllable matrix, I wonder how many people will start counting the syllables now.

              Ridge, I am going to play those numbers, and if I win I 'll bring that rum cake.

              Sully16,

              There's a Sci-fi trilogoy, The Eye Over the Pyramid, The Golden Apple, and The Leviathan..

              Well, in one of the books the authors spoke of "two followed by three" referring to syllables, used in advertising, political rallies, etc...

              They mentioned the old Lucky Strike commercials, LSMFT, LS / MFT...Lucky Strike means fine tobacco, and some others.

              Maybe we can add two folloswed by three to the five-seven-five syllable matrix!

              Countdown until someone claims to have broken the code of the syllable matrix....

              100...99...98...97...96....

              Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

              Lep

              There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

                rdgrnr's avatar - walt
                Way back up in them dadgum hills, son!
                United States
                Member #73904
                April 28, 2009
                14903 Posts
                Offline
                Posted: June 1, 2010, 11:56 am - IP Logged

                Coin, I think you invented a new matrix , the syllable matrix, I wonder how many people will start counting the syllables now.

                Ridge, I am going to play those numbers, and if I win I 'll bring that rum cake.

                Roger that. Don't forget the extra Rum in the cake now and it's always in good taste to serve it with a big old glass of Vodka. I like that Grey Goose stuff myself.


                                                             
                                     
                                                         

                 

                 

                 

                 

                                                                                                                   

                "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                            --Edmund Burke

                 

                 

                  sully16's avatar - sharan
                  Ringleader
                  Michigan
                  United States
                  Member #81740
                  October 28, 2009
                  41988 Posts
                  Online
                  Posted: June 1, 2010, 11:53 pm - IP Logged

                  I like it warm with a big scoop of ice cream, gotta be careful , I'm lactose intolerant.

                  I was hoping you'd bring a good bourbon along..

                   HyperBe Happy.

                    Coin Toss's avatar - shape barbed.jpg
                    Zeta Reticuli Star System
                    United States
                    Member #30470
                    January 17, 2006
                    10390 Posts
                    Offline
                    Posted: June 2, 2010, 1:15 am - IP Logged

                    Always off by one

                    one drawing or one digit

                    the miss by one curse

                    Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                    Lep

                    There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

                      rdgrnr's avatar - walt
                      Way back up in them dadgum hills, son!
                      United States
                      Member #73904
                      April 28, 2009
                      14903 Posts
                      Offline
                      Posted: June 2, 2010, 6:19 am - IP Logged

                      I like it warm with a big scoop of ice cream, gotta be careful , I'm lactose intolerant.

                      I was hoping you'd bring a good bourbon along..

                      I ain't never found a bourbon that don't give me a headache the next day. (It's made in Kentucky ya know)

                      I'll bring some Jack though and I'll guarantee it's lactose free.


                                                                   
                                           
                                                               

                       

                       

                       

                       

                                                                                                                         

                      "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                                  --Edmund Burke

                       

                       

                        rdgrnr's avatar - walt
                        Way back up in them dadgum hills, son!
                        United States
                        Member #73904
                        April 28, 2009
                        14903 Posts
                        Offline
                        Posted: June 2, 2010, 6:21 am - IP Logged

                        I'll win Powerball

                        If it's the last thing I do

                        Probably will be


                                                                     
                                             
                                                                 

                         

                         

                         

                         

                                                                                                                           

                        "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                                    --Edmund Burke

                         

                         

                          tiggs95's avatar - Lottery-036.jpg

                          United States
                          Member #47420
                          November 4, 2006
                          3930 Posts
                          Offline
                          Posted: June 2, 2010, 1:24 pm - IP Logged

                          Coin, I think you invented a new matrix , the syllable matrix, I wonder how many people will start counting the syllables now.

                          Ridge, I am going to play those numbers, and if I win I 'll bring that rum cake.

                          Only thinking of ridge huh?...:(...

                            sully16's avatar - sharan
                            Ringleader
                            Michigan
                            United States
                            Member #81740
                            October 28, 2009
                            41988 Posts
                            Online
                            Posted: June 2, 2010, 1:39 pm - IP Logged

                            OH OH ...I s this like the internet version of cheaters...LOL.

                            You know I'd bring you a cake also.Lovies

                             HyperBe Happy.

                              tiggs95's avatar - Lottery-036.jpg

                              United States
                              Member #47420
                              November 4, 2006
                              3930 Posts
                              Offline
                              Posted: June 2, 2010, 1:42 pm - IP Logged

                              OH OH ...I s this like the internet version of cheaters...LOL.

                              You know I'd bring you a cake also.Lovies

                              Thanks sully your a sweetheart..

                                 
                                Page 8 of 17