So, I played alot of lotto today. I bought many tickets ranging from $20 Gold Rush, $5-$20 Monopoly, UNLUCKY $200k/yr for Life or IDIOT TAX/yr for Life. I learned a few things:
1-) Lucky $200k/yr for life is THE WORST ticket the FL lottery has ever released, the biggest piece of ____ I have ever experienced. This ticket is worse than Florida Ass, or Misfortune. They ought to rename it "Idiot Tax/yr for life". I would be up for today if I didn't finish off a Lucky $200k/yr for life roll at a Winn Dixie, or buy into some duds on $20 Monopoly games. I don't know why I keep playing $200k/yr for life, maybe it is because I like the color yellow. Ironically, the $10 Monopoly has been paying out much better for me. Here are my biggest wins, 3 $100 winners on the $10 Monopoly (all different rolls, I know I'm lucky to have found 3), one $50 winner on $10 Monopoly, and a $30 winner on the old Flamingo.
2-) I'm going to deposit this all in the bank.
I'm still absolutely bitter, and salty I didn't buy that $500 winner on the $20 Monopoly yesterday. That ONE ROLL, produced a $1000 winner, $500 winner, AND $200 winner. It was still on ticket 7. I wonder how the rest of that roll turned up. Zzplay, it was at that one discount food store that sold $200MS, and 50X The Cash.




