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POLL: Best entertainment at the Institute for the Lottery Insane

Topic closed. 228 replies. Last post 5 years ago by Coin Toss.

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Who would you must like to see for entertainment at "the Institute"?

Linda Kollmeir [ 5 ]  [5.56%]
Madame Zelda with her crystal ball [ 2 ]  [2.22%]
A numerologist [ 10 ]  [11.11%]
The Lottery Fairy herself! [ 27 ]  [30.00%]
The Amazing Kreskin [ 4 ]  [4.44%]
The Mentalist [ 12 ]  [13.33%]
A functioning Magic 8-Ball [ 5 ]  [5.56%]
Glynis McCants, the Numbers Lady [ 3 ]  [3.33%]
Belly Dancers [ 12 ]  [13.33%]
Other, share. [ 10 ]  [11.11%]
Total Valid Votes [ 90 ]  
Discarded Votes [ 9 ]  
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Posted: July 31, 2011, 12:25 am - IP Logged

Obviously Belly Dancers would be a fabulous addition to the entertainment line-up... particularly if they gave lessons.  I wonder how we could adapt belly dancing to sitting before a computer monitor... so it would be chelly (chair/belly) dancing?  gotta work those abs as we compute.

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    Posted: August 14, 2011, 6:28 pm - IP Logged

    Since three jackpots (1 Lotto and 2 Little Lotto) were hit in liquor stores in Illinois on Saturday night, Aug 13th, some residents are petitioning to get a liquor store here in the Institute.

    One insists that no one who had bought a winning ticket at a liquor store has ever done so without taking a nip while filling out the playslip.

    Another of our residents is working on playing nothing but football scores.

    Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

    Lep

    There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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      Posted: September 5, 2011, 4:56 pm - IP Logged

      The football scores haven't worked yet except for a few $1 and $10 Pick 5 prizes, 2 of 5 and 3 of 5.

      Darned missed extra point!

      A few of our residents mentioned something about some raffles coming up and some players chomping at the bit to play them. As always, these are the same players who claim to hate quick picks.

      Go Figure!

      Green laugh

      Lep

      Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

      Lep

      There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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        Posted: September 30, 2011, 6:58 pm - IP Logged

        No one has had any great results with the Top 10 jesey numbers from the ESPN program, either.

        A few residents swear they can psyche out the new Illinois machines but none of them have won anything big.

        We all know Basil19 will become a permanent resident here someday.

        Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

        Lep

        There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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          Posted: September 30, 2011, 8:54 pm - IP Logged

          A functioning Magic 8-Ball

          "You have to be in it to win it!"

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            Posted: October 1, 2011, 5:57 pm - IP Logged

            LottoGuyBC,

            If you do a search thdre are actually some online Magic 8-Balls that answer Yes/No questions.

            Inre: anoither thread I asked it if the number 28 was dead in Powerball and it said,

            "Not in a million years!"

            Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

            Lep

            There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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              Posted: October 1, 2011, 7:22 pm - IP Logged

              LottoGuyBC,

              If you do a search thdre are actually some online Magic 8-Balls that answer Yes/No questions.

              Inre: anoither thread I asked it if the number 28 was dead in Powerball and it said,

              "Not in a million years!"

              Everyone with 28 fever has been given shock treatments. LOL

              Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

              For a lead role in a cage?

               

                                                          From Pink Floyd's " Wish you were here"

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                Posted: October 1, 2011, 7:51 pm - IP Logged

                Everyone with 28 fever has been given shock treatments. LOL

                It wasn't necessary with the Kentucky residents.

                All patients from Kentucky are given full frontal lobotomies immediately upon arrival at the Institute.

                They're more docile that way and not nearly as annoying as they would be otherwise.


                                                             
                                     
                                                         

                 

                 

                 

                 

                                                                                                                   

                "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                            --Edmund Burke

                 

                 

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                  Posted: October 1, 2011, 8:14 pm - IP Logged

                  It wasn't necessary with the Kentucky residents.

                  All patients from Kentucky are given full frontal lobotomies immediately upon arrival at the Institute.

                  They're more docile that way and not nearly as annoying as they would be otherwise.

                  Such big words..tiggs will have The Brain read it so tiggs will know what it says beard man..

                                                                            Pure luck

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                    Posted: October 7, 2011, 8:24 pm - IP Logged

                    Such big words..tiggs will have The Brain read it so tiggs will know what it says beard man..

                    Oh, don't go bothering The Brain with your illiteracy.

                    Let me just put it into terms somebody from Kentucky, like you, would understand.

                    Pffffffffttt.

                    There you go. Understand now?


                                                                 
                                         
                                                             

                     

                     

                     

                     

                                                                                                                       

                    "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                                --Edmund Burke

                     

                     

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                      Posted: October 7, 2011, 8:40 pm - IP Logged

                      Oh, don't go bothering The Brain with your illiteracy.

                      Let me just put it into terms somebody from Kentucky, like you, would understand.

                      Pffffffffttt.

                      There you go. Understand now?

                      Excuse tiggs please but thye ppppffffff is tiggs line you pppffffff thief!..

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                        rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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                        Posted: October 7, 2011, 9:46 pm - IP Logged

                        Excuse tiggs please but thye ppppffffff is tiggs line you pppffffff thief!..

                        See, I knew you'd understand once I started speaking your language.

                        Pppfffffftt, splaaaatt.


                                                                     
                                             
                                                                 

                         

                         

                         

                         

                                                                                                                           

                        "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                                    --Edmund Burke

                         

                         

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                          Posted: October 8, 2011, 10:30 am - IP Logged

                          See, I knew you'd understand once I started speaking your language.

                          Pppfffffftt, splaaaatt.

                          It just don't have the same ring to when when you do it..tiggs has class when tiggs does it...dig?..

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                            Posted: October 8, 2011, 1:25 pm - IP Logged

                            LottoGuyBC,

                            If you do a search thdre are actually some online Magic 8-Balls that answer Yes/No questions.

                            Inre: anoither thread I asked it if the number 28 was dead in Powerball and it said,

                            "Not in a million years!"

                            I have a few questions to ask the Magic 8 Ball Cheers

                            "You have to be in it to win it!"

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                              Posted: October 8, 2011, 3:53 pm - IP Logged

                              It just don't have the same ring to when when you do it..tiggs has class when tiggs does it...dig?..

                              Yes, I dig that you have a lot of class.

                              Unfortunately it's all low.


                                                                           
                                                   
                                                                       

                               

                               

                               

                               

                                                                                                                                 

                              "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                                          --Edmund Burke

                               

                               

                                 
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