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700 light yrs West of Milky Way Galaxy's Center United States Member #200642 September 1, 2019 2569 Posts Offline |  ...You're about 1,000,000 post-away from being hired by "The Washington Post"..
...MATH... The final Stochastic frontier... These are the Lottery Voyages of Stat$talker..!! The ongoing Mission,..to seek out the Laws of "Probability Math"... to master its rules to invoke...to Conquer ALL Major Jackpots..!! ...To boldly go,... Where NO Player has gone before...!! | | |
United States Member #202920 December 14, 2019 515 Posts Offline |  | "Pay attention, Cindy. You might be working here one day in this very lab, tracking a target of your own." "Dad, this is lame." "What's lame about preventing the total collapse of the Georgia Lottery? When the target zigs, the manefraim zags, always keeping him one digit away from bankrupting the lottery with his advanced statistical weaponry." "Dad, the calculus teacher and physics teacher both said the lottery is random and future drawings are not influenced by past results." "Oh yeah? Well who do you think is smarter? Two teachers with degrees in math and physics, or a guy in a trailer park in Savannah who got a B- in community college business statistics? Business statistics, Cindy!" |
How does one get a job at the Georgia Lottery stalking players who can sometimes guess the mega ball correctly? Is mainframe experience necessary?
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California United States Member #167122 June 27, 2015 1222 Posts Offline | | "Pay attention, Cindy. You might be working here one day in this very lab, tracking a target of your own." "Dad, this is lame." "What's lame about preventing the total collapse of the Georgia Lottery? When the target zigs, the manefraim zags, always keeping him one digit away from bankrupting the lottery with his advanced statistical weaponry." "Dad, the calculus teacher and physics teacher both said the lottery is random and future drawings are not influenced by past results." "Oh yeah? Well who do you think is smarter? Two teachers with degrees in math and physics, or a guy in a trailer park in Savannah who got a B- in community college business statistics? Business statistics, Cindy!" |
Fast Forward to Today and rumor has it that 5G was developed so that the Lottery could instantly see the POS Numbers because he was waiting to the last minute to play his Tickets. You might ask why it takes so long to See the Draw after close of play, Well there are some real threats out there. The Lottery just follows this guy because he is so ridiculous that letting him win would be a Threat to our American Way of life! | | |
United States Member #197030 March 28, 2019 1061 Posts Offline |
How does one get a job at the Georgia Lottery stalking players who can sometimes guess the mega ball correctly? Is mainframe experience necessary?
| "Welcome aboard, James. And congratulations for winning our hiring lottery!" "Thank you sir. Truthfully, when I bought that scratcher I was hoping to win enough to buy a new truck. But I suppose a new job is good too. Beats graveyard at the cannery." "Indeed, James." "So...What exactly do we do here? A long time ago when I was a kid, my parents took us to Savannah and I saw a guy there raving on the street corner about lottery manefraims and such." "Oh, we'll get trained on the manefraim next month. For now, you are going to immerse yourself in the study of our five sacred texts: Probability for Dummies, Statistics for Dingbats, Algebra for Derelicts, Combinatorics for D!cks, and Game Theory for Degenerates." |
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700 light yrs West of Milky Way Galaxy's Center United States Member #200642 September 1, 2019 2569 Posts Offline |  "The 3 Degreez" hard at werk..tryn ta earn A Degree.. Dumb , Dumber & Dumbmest..!! cej, AB, db ...MATH... The final Stochastic frontier... These are the Lottery Voyages of Stat$talker..!! The ongoing Mission,..to seek out the Laws of "Probability Math"... to master its rules to invoke...to Conquer ALL Major Jackpots..!! ...To boldly go,... Where NO Player has gone before...!! | | |
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Texas United States Member #55887 October 23, 2007 13527 Posts Offline | | "Welcome aboard, James. And congratulations for winning our hiring lottery!" "Thank you sir. Truthfully, when I bought that scratcher I was hoping to win enough to buy a new truck. But I suppose a new job is good too. Beats graveyard at the cannery." "Indeed, James." "So...What exactly do we do here? A long time ago when I was a kid, my parents took us to Savannah and I saw a guy there raving on the street corner about lottery manefraims and such." "Oh, we'll get trained on the manefraim next month. For now, you are going to immerse yourself in the study of our five sacred texts: Probability for Dummies, Statistics for Dingbats, Algebra for Derelicts, Combinatorics for D!cks, and Game Theory for Degenerates." |
LOL. This is too funny. CAN'T WIN IF YOU'RE NOT IN A DOLLAR AND A DREAM (OR $2)
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Texas United States Member #55887 October 23, 2007 13527 Posts Offline | "The 3 Degreez" hard at werk..tryn ta earn A Degree.. Dumb , Dumber & Dumbmest..!! cej, AB, db You KNOW joe's posts are hilarious. Speaking of degrees, YOU can't even spell like normal people. CAN'T WIN IF YOU'RE NOT IN A DOLLAR AND A DREAM (OR $2)
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700 light yrs West of Milky Way Galaxy's Center United States Member #200642 September 1, 2019 2569 Posts Offline |  Whut chu tawlkin bout Willis...Eye kin sphell.. Eye wood b a phine skool Teecha..Afta all, I gave YOU yo name "Texez 2 Steppa"..!! 
and noo,  he AIN'T funny at ALL..!! Naah, pass dat Jethro Clampett Jelli up in heaa, so it will rid us ov you Grrrey Pouponerz..!!  wit all yo Pomp & Pouponstancez..!! Back ta $talkin... -Stat$talker ...MATH... The final Stochastic frontier... These are the Lottery Voyages of Stat$talker..!! The ongoing Mission,..to seek out the Laws of "Probability Math"... to master its rules to invoke...to Conquer ALL Major Jackpots..!! ...To boldly go,... Where NO Player has gone before...!! | | |
United States Member #197030 March 28, 2019 1061 Posts Offline | Fast Forward to Today and rumor has it that 5G was developed so that the Lottery could instantly see the POS Numbers because he was waiting to the last minute to play his Tickets. You might ask why it takes so long to See the Draw after close of play, Well there are some real threats out there. The Lottery just follows this guy because he is so ridiculous that letting him win would be a Threat to our American Way of life! I think it would be a hoot if he won. He could open his own skool a little east of Atlanta: Decatur Institute of Probability, Statistics & Higher Intellectual Topics The name's a bit long, but I'm sure it lends itself to a good acronym.  | | |
700 light yrs West of Milky Way Galaxy's Center United States Member #200642 September 1, 2019 2569 Posts Offline |
How does one get a job at the Georgia Lottery stalking players who can sometimes guess the mega ball correctly? Is mainframe experience necessary?
"Is mainframe experience necessary?" Well, it would require an excellent Memory , which would automatically exclude YOU..!! It haz alotta "nice round" buttonz to operate.. About 50 to be exact.. ...MATH... The final Stochastic frontier... These are the Lottery Voyages of Stat$talker..!! The ongoing Mission,..to seek out the Laws of "Probability Math"... to master its rules to invoke...to Conquer ALL Major Jackpots..!! ...To boldly go,... Where NO Player has gone before...!! | | |
California United States Member #167122 June 27, 2015 1222 Posts Offline | I think it would be a hoot if he won. He could open his own skool a little east of Atlanta: Decatur Institute of Probability, Statistics & Higher Intellectual Topics The name's a bit long, but I'm sure it lends itself to a good acronym. I hereby nominate the above Post for consideration in the "Best Post Here Category". | | |
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Texas United States Member #55887 October 23, 2007 13527 Posts Offline | I hereby nominate the above Post for consideration in the "Best Post Here Category". I SECOND THAT NOMINATION! CAN'T WIN IF YOU'RE NOT IN A DOLLAR AND A DREAM (OR $2)
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California United States Member #167122 June 27, 2015 1222 Posts Offline | I SECOND THAT NOMINATION! Greatest of All Time?? | | |
Philadelpia/Pennsylvania United States Member #2218 September 1, 2003 6744 Posts Offline | | "Welcome aboard, James. And congratulations for winning our hiring lottery!" "Thank you sir. Truthfully, when I bought that scratcher I was hoping to win enough to buy a new truck. But I suppose a new job is good too. Beats graveyard at the cannery." "Indeed, James." "So...What exactly do we do here? A long time ago when I was a kid, my parents took us to Savannah and I saw a guy there raving on the street corner about lottery manefraims and such." "Oh, we'll get trained on the manefraim next month. For now, you are going to immerse yourself in the study of our five sacred texts: Probability for Dummies, Statistics for Dingbats, Algebra for Derelicts, Combinatorics for D!cks, and Game Theory for Degenerates." |
James I see your wife purchased that suit from the French designer J.C. Penny. Your handshake is like a dead fish. Do you know anything about computers James. Not a darn thing. Your hired | | |
700 light yrs West of Milky Way Galaxy's Center United States Member #200642 September 1, 2019 2569 Posts Offline | ..YEAH,YEAh,YEah,Yeah,yeah...Just sit back everybody..let LP's 3 Degreez (Dumb, Dumber & Dumbest) n their Manager " (Texez 2 Stepper) do their thang  , cauze "they've got this"... they all watch alotta "SLING TV".. ...MATH... The final Stochastic frontier... These are the Lottery Voyages of Stat$talker..!! The ongoing Mission,..to seek out the Laws of "Probability Math"... to master its rules to invoke...to Conquer ALL Major Jackpots..!! ...To boldly go,... Where NO Player has gone before...!! | | |
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