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Predicting winning numbers? Fact or fiction?

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Do you REALLY think it is possible to predict winning numbers?

With everything in me [ 165 ]  [76.39%]
Not a chance in the lower realm [ 51 ]  [23.61%]
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LOL...You're about 1,000,000 post-away from being hired by "The Washington Post"..Type

...MATH... The final Stochastic frontier...

These are the Lottery Voyages of Stat$talker..!!

The ongoing Mission,..to seek out the Laws of "Probability Math"...

 to master its rules to invoke...to Conquer ALL Major Jackpots..!!

...To boldly go,... Where NO Player has gone before...!!

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    "Pay attention, Cindy. You might be working here one day in this very lab, tracking a target of your own."

    "Dad, this is lame."

    "What's lame about preventing the total collapse of the Georgia Lottery? When the target zigs, the manefraim zags, always keeping him one digit away from bankrupting the lottery with his advanced statistical weaponry."

    "Dad, the calculus teacher and physics teacher both said the lottery is random and future drawings are not influenced by past results."

    "Oh yeah? Well who do you think is smarter? Two teachers with degrees in math and physics, or a guy in a trailer park in Savannah who got a B- in community college business statistics? Business statistics, Cindy!"

    LOL
    How does one get a job at the Georgia Lottery stalking players who can sometimes guess the mega ball correctly? Is mainframe experience necessary?

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      "Pay attention, Cindy. You might be working here one day in this very lab, tracking a target of your own."

      "Dad, this is lame."

      "What's lame about preventing the total collapse of the Georgia Lottery? When the target zigs, the manefraim zags, always keeping him one digit away from bankrupting the lottery with his advanced statistical weaponry."

      "Dad, the calculus teacher and physics teacher both said the lottery is random and future drawings are not influenced by past results."

      "Oh yeah? Well who do you think is smarter? Two teachers with degrees in math and physics, or a guy in a trailer park in Savannah who got a B- in community college business statistics? Business statistics, Cindy!"

      Fast Forward to Today and rumor has it that 5G was developed so that the Lottery could instantly see the POS Numbers because he was waiting to the last minute to play his Tickets.  You might ask why it takes so long to See the Draw after close of play, Well there are some real threats out there.  The Lottery just follows this guy because he is so ridiculous that letting him win would be a Threat to our American Way of life!

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        LOL
        How does one get a job at the Georgia Lottery stalking players who can sometimes guess the mega ball correctly? Is mainframe experience necessary?

        "Welcome aboard, James. And congratulations for winning our hiring lottery!"

        "Thank you sir. Truthfully, when I bought that scratcher I was hoping to win enough to buy a new truck. But I suppose a new job is good too. Beats graveyard at the cannery."

        "Indeed, James." 

        "So...What exactly do we do here? A long time ago when I was a kid, my parents took us to Savannah and I saw a guy there raving on the street corner about lottery manefraims and such."

        "Oh, we'll get trained on the manefraim next month. For now, you are going to immerse yourself in the study of our five sacred texts: Probability for Dummies, Statistics for Dingbats, Algebra for Derelicts, Combinatorics for D!cks, and Game Theory for Degenerates."

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                                    Stooges

          "The 3 Degreez" hard at werk..tryn ta earn A Degree..

          Dumb , Dumber & Dumbmest..!! LOL               cej,         AB,              db

          ...MATH... The final Stochastic frontier...

          These are the Lottery Voyages of Stat$talker..!!

          The ongoing Mission,..to seek out the Laws of "Probability Math"...

           to master its rules to invoke...to Conquer ALL Major Jackpots..!!

          ...To boldly go,... Where NO Player has gone before...!!

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            "Welcome aboard, James. And congratulations for winning our hiring lottery!"

            "Thank you sir. Truthfully, when I bought that scratcher I was hoping to win enough to buy a new truck. But I suppose a new job is good too. Beats graveyard at the cannery."

            "Indeed, James." 

            "So...What exactly do we do here? A long time ago when I was a kid, my parents took us to Savannah and I saw a guy there raving on the street corner about lottery manefraims and such."

            "Oh, we'll get trained on the manefraim next month. For now, you are going to immerse yourself in the study of our five sacred texts: Probability for Dummies, Statistics for Dingbats, Algebra for Derelicts, Combinatorics for D!cks, and Game Theory for Degenerates."

            LOL. This is too funny.

            CAN'T WIN IF YOU'RE NOT IN

            A DOLLAR AND A DREAM (OR $2)

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                                        Stooges

              "The 3 Degreez" hard at werk..tryn ta earn A Degree..

              Dumb , Dumber & Dumbmest..!! LOL               cej,         AB,              db

              You KNOW joe's posts are hilarious.

              Speaking of degrees, YOU can't even spell like normal people.

              CAN'T WIN IF YOU'RE NOT IN

              A DOLLAR AND A DREAM (OR $2)

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                Shocked Whut chu tawlkin bout Willis...Eye kin sphell.. Eye wood b a phine skool Teecha..Afta all, I gave YOU yo name "Texez 2 Steppa"..!!  Wink

                     and noo, No No he AIN'T funny at ALL..!!

                Naah, pass dat Jethro Clampett Jelli up in heaa, so it will rid us ov you Grrrey Pouponerz..!!  Pokewit all yo Pomp & Pouponstancez..!!

                            Back ta $talkin...Type

                 

                -Stat$talker 

                ...MATH... The final Stochastic frontier...

                These are the Lottery Voyages of Stat$talker..!!

                The ongoing Mission,..to seek out the Laws of "Probability Math"...

                 to master its rules to invoke...to Conquer ALL Major Jackpots..!!

                ...To boldly go,... Where NO Player has gone before...!!

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                  Fast Forward to Today and rumor has it that 5G was developed so that the Lottery could instantly see the POS Numbers because he was waiting to the last minute to play his Tickets.  You might ask why it takes so long to See the Draw after close of play, Well there are some real threats out there.  The Lottery just follows this guy because he is so ridiculous that letting him win would be a Threat to our American Way of life!

                  I think it would be a hoot if he won. He could open his own skool a little east of Atlanta:

                  Decatur Institute of Probability, Statistics & Higher Intellectual Topics

                  The name's a bit long, but I'm sure it lends itself to a good acronym. Idea

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                    LOL
                    How does one get a job at the Georgia Lottery stalking players who can sometimes guess the mega ball correctly? Is mainframe experience necessary?

                    "Is mainframe experience necessary?"

                    Well, it would require an excellent Memory , which would automatically exclude YOU..!!  It haz alotta "nice round" buttonz to operate..Wink About 50 to be exact..

                    ...MATH... The final Stochastic frontier...

                    These are the Lottery Voyages of Stat$talker..!!

                    The ongoing Mission,..to seek out the Laws of "Probability Math"...

                     to master its rules to invoke...to Conquer ALL Major Jackpots..!!

                    ...To boldly go,... Where NO Player has gone before...!!

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                      I think it would be a hoot if he won. He could open his own skool a little east of Atlanta:

                      Decatur Institute of Probability, Statistics & Higher Intellectual Topics

                      The name's a bit long, but I'm sure it lends itself to a good acronym. Idea

                      I hereby nominate the above Post for consideration in the "Best Post Here Category".

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                        I hereby nominate the above Post for consideration in the "Best Post Here Category".

                        I SECOND THAT NOMINATION!

                        CAN'T WIN IF YOU'RE NOT IN

                        A DOLLAR AND A DREAM (OR $2)

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                          I SECOND THAT NOMINATION!

                          Greatest of All Time??

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                            "Welcome aboard, James. And congratulations for winning our hiring lottery!"

                            "Thank you sir. Truthfully, when I bought that scratcher I was hoping to win enough to buy a new truck. But I suppose a new job is good too. Beats graveyard at the cannery."

                            "Indeed, James." 

                            "So...What exactly do we do here? A long time ago when I was a kid, my parents took us to Savannah and I saw a guy there raving on the street corner about lottery manefraims and such."

                            "Oh, we'll get trained on the manefraim next month. For now, you are going to immerse yourself in the study of our five sacred texts: Probability for Dummies, Statistics for Dingbats, Algebra for Derelicts, Combinatorics for D!cks, and Game Theory for Degenerates."

                            James I see your wife purchased that suit from the French designer J.C. Penny. 

                            Your handshake is like a dead fish.

                            Do you know anything about computers James.  Not a darn thing.  Your hired

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                              LOL..YEAH,YEAh,YEah,Yeah,yeah...Just sit back everybody..let LP's 3 Degreez (Dumb, Dumber & Dumbest) n their Manager " (Texez 2 Stepper) do their thang Thumbs Up, cauze "they've got this"... they all watch alotta "SLING TV"..Wink

                              ...MATH... The final Stochastic frontier...

                              These are the Lottery Voyages of Stat$talker..!!

                              The ongoing Mission,..to seek out the Laws of "Probability Math"...

                               to master its rules to invoke...to Conquer ALL Major Jackpots..!!

                              ...To boldly go,... Where NO Player has gone before...!!

                                 
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